CooLYar Forums Latest Posts Lastest Posts at CooLYar Forum http://www.coolyarforums.com Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:35:08 +0000 10 CooLYar Forums Latest Posts http://www.coolyarforums.com/style_images/ipspro2/logo4.gif http://www.coolyarforums.com Dont Know How The Story Is Taken ? http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46528-dont-know-how-the-story-is-taken/ A young cowboy from Regina goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.

"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Waterloo that will teach our dog,

Ol' Blue how to talk!"

"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course."

So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.

About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out.

The boy calls home.

"So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the

animals how to read!"

"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."

The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read.

So he shoots the dog.

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited
.
"Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in

the recliner, reading Shakespeare, like he usually does.

Then he turned to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing around with that little blonde who lives down the street?"

The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that SOB before he talks to your mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

The kid went on to law school, and now serves in Ottawa as a senator.]]> Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:35:08 +0000 http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46528-dont-know-how-the-story-is-taken/ Barish....... http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46527-barish/
Barish.......

Barish!
Tu jab band kawaron aur dilon per dastak deti hai
Sari baaten keh janey ko dil karta hai...
Terey sath hi beh janey ko dil karta hai!!!!]]> Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:13:40 +0000 http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46527-barish/ R U Ready For Ramdan :) http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46526-r-u-ready-for-ramdan/ Ramadan is a month of ALLAHPosted Image


whose begining is MERCYPosted Image


whose middle is FORGIVENESSPosted Image


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]]> Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:21:36 +0000 http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46526-r-u-ready-for-ramdan/ Surah Rahman .... http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46497-surah-rahman/ http://www.dailymotion.com/en/relevance/search/surah+rahman+/1#video=xxhwlz]]> Tue, 04 Jun 2013 13:57:33 +0000 http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46497-surah-rahman/ Tasbeeh Ki Fazeelat Quran Ki Ro Se ... http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46496-tasbeeh-ki-fazeelat-quran-ki-ro-se/ Posted Image]]> Tue, 04 Jun 2013 13:51:24 +0000 http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46496-tasbeeh-ki-fazeelat-quran-ki-ro-se/ Meri Ashiqui Ab Tum He Ho http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46299-meri-ashiqui-ab-tum-he-ho/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jrOUmSO496Q]]> Mon, 27 May 2013 12:19:34 +0000 http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46299-meri-ashiqui-ab-tum-he-ho/ Shehr_E_Zaat http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46298-shehr-e-zaat/
شہرِزات

میں نے اس سے کہا میں بھی تم سے محبت کرتی ہوں ہر چیز سے زیادہ محبت۔
اسنے کہا مجھے اسکی پروا نہیں ۔
اگر میں اللہ سے یہ کہتی تو کیا وہ بھی یہی جواب دیتا۔

میں نے اسے کہا میں نے کون سی غلطی کی ہے؟
اس نے کہا ''میں نہیں جانتا''۔
میں اللہ سے پوچھتی تو کیا وہ میرے سوال کا جواب نہ دیتا؟

میں نے اس سے کہا کہ میں نے تمہارے لیے پچھلے تین سالوں میں کیا نہیں کیا۔
اس نے کہا مجھے اسکی پرواہ نہیں۔
اگر میں اللہ کے لیے کچھ کرتی تو کیا اللہ کو بھی پرواہ نہ ہوتی؟

میں نے اس سے کہا ویسے زندگی گزاری ہے جیسے تم چاہتے تھے
اس نے کہا ''میں کیا کروں''۔
میں تین سال اللہ کی مرضی کی زندگی گزارتی تو اللہ یہ کہتا؟

میں نے اس سے کہا تم مجھے بتاؤ میں کیا کروں کہ تم خوش ہو جاؤ،مجھ سے محبت کرنے لگو۔
اس نے کہا مجھے تمہاری ضرورت ہی نہیں ہے مجھے تمہاری کوئی بات ،کوئی چیز خوش نہیں کر سکتی ۔
میں اللہ سے یہ کہتی تو کیا وہ بھی یہی کہتا؟

اللہ اور انسان میں یہی فرق ہے
اللہ ٹھوکر نہیں مارتا ،انسان بس ٹھوکر ہی مارتا ہے

]]> Mon, 27 May 2013 11:08:53 +0000 http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46298-shehr-e-zaat/ In Wich Class U R ? http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46101-in-wich-class-u-r/ Posted Image]]> Sun, 19 May 2013 13:16:55 +0000 http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46101-in-wich-class-u-r/ Drunk Driving http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46011-drunk-driving/
3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so
he started the engine turned it off again. He told them.
"We have reached ".
The 1st guy gave him money
The 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked,thinking the 3rd drunk knew
what he did. But he asked "what’s that for?".
The 3rd guy replied:
"CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME,
you nearly killed us!". . .]]> Wed, 15 May 2013 05:54:31 +0000 http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/46011-drunk-driving/ Back Agin:) http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/45999-back-agin/ salamz guys umeed hy sub thek thak hogy or life be fit chal rahi hogi... busy life ky baadfinaly am here ... appp sub suers jo yahan aty hain oun sy request hy please join chat room as well.... thanks Tue, 14 May 2013 18:50:56 +0000 http://www.coolyarforums.com/topic/45999-back-agin/