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#1
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اچھا نا ۔ ۔ آئی لو یو
لڑکا اور لڑکی ریستوران میں ۔ ۔ ۔


لڑکا : ایک بار آئی لو یو کہہ دو

لڑکی : نہیں

لڑکا: کہہ دو نا

لڑکی : نہیں

لڑکا : پلیز

لڑکی : نہیں

لڑکا : پلیز بس ایک بار کہہ دو

لڑکی : جی نہیں

لڑکا:ویٹر ہم دونوں کا بل الگ الگ لانا

لڑکی:اچھا نا آئی لو یو


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HEIGHT OF STATUS;

Lady goes to a fruit shop,

Shopkeeper:Your Dog is eating my fruits,
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Lady: Moti Beta,Don't eat the fruits without washing them :P


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Girl: I L U

Boy: Can you please spell it out just
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Girl: Im leaving you =P


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Difference b/w
shit & Oohh shit.
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A boy Threw a love
letter to a girl
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but it fell on her
brother..
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Shittt!
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And Her brother was
GAY... Oohh Shit!!!!


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heheh nice emaad bro

I Don't t Have an Attitude problem

I Just have a Personalty U cant

handle!


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1 Chor ne apni Mangetar Ko Gold Ka Set diya

Mangetar
Khushi Se:
"Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya hai ?
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Chor:
3 Saal Qaid te bashumar chhittar alag..:P


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Height of Social Networking :

A boy's Facebook status:"I m online from toilet"
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His Father comment on status:"Son come out fast, I am getting Pressure...


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Husband Bivi se: Pani pila do.

Bivi:Kya pyaas lagi hai?

Husband ( Gussey se)"Nahi"Gala check karna hai ,kahin se " leak" to nahi hai. :))))


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"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P


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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

chemistry at its peak...

teacher :

what happens when carbon monoxide reacts with two molecules of iron,,,??

student:

COFFEE :man:

teacher:

how?? :suspect:

student:

CO+2Fe= COFFEE :laughing:
teacher shocks student rocksssss :showoff:

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Lol Sho Sweet

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nice sharing :biggrin:

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Thanks


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joke of the day,,,,,

a boy said,,,, TRUST ME........

how funny :yahoo: :clap:
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Lol Boy ke jaga Girl hoti tu or b funny hota

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brilliant answers by brilliant students:

Q: in which battle did TIPU SULTAN die...?

Ans: in his last battle :yippee:

Q:where was the declaration of independence signed....?

Ans: at the bottom of the page :tease:

Q:in which state RAVI flows,,,,,,??

Ans: in liquid state :yahoo:

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Women to her husband on phone...

where da hell r u ??

husband : darling do u remember dat jewelry shop where u saw a necklace n totally fell in love wid it n i did'nt have money dat time but i said ' baby' it vl b urs 1 day ???
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wife : yeah i remember my love...:)

husband : i m in the public toilet just next to that jewelry shop

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brilliant answers by brilliant students:

Q: in which battle did TIPU SULTAN die...?

Ans: in his last battle :yippee:

Q:where was the declaration of independence signed....?

Ans: at the bottom of the page :tease:

Q:in which state RAVI flows,,,,,,??

Ans: in liquid state :yahoo:


Lolxxxxx

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Black_Rose

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Pathan to Police:

Mujhey fone pay qatal ki dhamkiyan mil rahi hain..

police: kon hai woh?

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Emaad

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Pathan to Police:

Mujhey fone pay qatal ki dhamkiyan mil rahi hain..

police: kon hai woh?

Pathan: PTCL walay, kehtay hain Agar bill Nahi bhara to KAAAT DENGAY Posted Image



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