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[Emaad]

اچھا نا ۔ ۔ آئی لو یو
لڑکا اور لڑکی ریستوران میں ۔ ۔ ۔

لڑکا : ایک بار آئی لو یو کہہ دو
لڑکی : نہیں
لڑکا: کہہ دو نا
لڑکی : نہیں
لڑکا : پلیز
لڑکی : نہیں
لڑکا : پلیز بس ایک بار کہہ دو
لڑکی : جی نہیں
لڑکا:ویٹر ہم دونوں کا بل الگ الگ لانا
لڑکی:اچھا نا آئی لو یو

[Emaad]

HEIGHT OF STATUS;

Lady goes to a fruit shop,

Shopkeeper:Your Dog is eating my fruits,
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Lady: Moti Beta,Don't eat the fruits without washing them :P

[Emaad]

Girl: I L U

Boy: Can you please spell it out just
makes it more special (=
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Girl: Im leaving you =P

[Emaad]

Difference b/w
shit & Oohh shit.
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A boy Threw a love
letter to a girl
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but it fell on her
brother..
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Shittt!
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And Her brother was
GAY... Oohh Shit!!!!

[sabah]

heheh nice emaad bro

[Emaad]

1 Chor ne apni Mangetar Ko Gold Ka Set diya

Mangetar
Khushi Se:
"Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya hai ?
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Chor:
3 Saal Qaid te bashumar chhittar alag..:P

[Emaad]

Height of Social Networking :

A boy's Facebook status:"I m online from toilet"
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His Father comment on status:"Son come out fast, I am getting Pressure...

[Emaad]

Husband Bivi se: Pani pila do.

Bivi:Kya pyaas lagi hai?

Husband ( Gussey se)"Nahi"Gala check karna hai ,kahin se " leak" to nahi hai. :))))

[Emaad]

"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P

[sho_shweet]

chemistry at its peak...

teacher :

what happens when carbon monoxide reacts with two molecules of iron,,,??

student:

COFFEE

teacher:

how??

student:

CO+2Fe= COFFEE
teacher shocks student rocksssss

[Emaad]

Lol Sho Sweet

[shining_star]

nice sharing

[Emaad]

Thanks

[sho_shweet]

joke of the day,,,,,

a boy said,,,, TRUST ME........

how funny

[Emaad]

Lol Boy ke jaga Girl hoti tu or b funny hota

[sho_shweet]

brilliant answers by brilliant students:

Q: in which battle did TIPU SULTAN die...?

Ans: in his last battle

Q:where was the declaration of independence signed....?

Ans: at the bottom of the page

Q:in which state RAVI flows,,,,,,??

Ans: in liquid state

[Emaad]

Women to her husband on phone...

where da hell r u ??

husband : darling do u remember dat jewelry shop where u saw a necklace n totally fell in love wid it n i did'nt have money dat time but i said ' baby' it vl b urs 1 day ???
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wife : yeah i remember my love...:)

husband : i m in the public toilet just next to that jewelry shop

[Emaad]

sho_shweet, on 24 October 2011 - 01:43 PM, said:

brilliant answers by brilliant students:

Q: in which battle did TIPU SULTAN die...?

Ans: in his last battle

Q:where was the declaration of independence signed....?

Ans: at the bottom of the page

Q:in which state RAVI flows,,,,,,??

Ans: in liquid state

Lolxxxxx

[Black_Rose]

Pathan to Police:

Mujhey fone pay qatal ki dhamkiyan mil rahi hain..

police: kon hai woh?

Pathan: PTCL walay, kehtay hain Agar bill Nahi bhara to KAAAT DENGAY

[Emaad]

Black_Rose, on 26 October 2011 - 10:32 AM, said:

Pathan to Police:

Mujhey fone pay qatal ki dhamkiyan mil rahi hain..

police: kon hai woh?

Pathan: PTCL walay, kehtay hain Agar bill Nahi bhara to KAAAT DENGAY

Lol