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#1 Maano

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 06:40 PM

BOY to GIRL:
"Look Into my eyes, what do u see...? Posted Image

GIRL:
True Love :wub:

BOY:
O Juliet Ki Amma .. Posted Image
kuch aankh mein chala gaya hai Posted Image
Jaldi nikaal


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#2 daineee

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 11:36 AM

Be careful

when

a gal tells u that

she loves u

from the bottom of her heart.

For this may mean

that there is

still enough space

for another boy

on top!


Papa kehtey hein badaa name krega

Baitaa hamara aisa kaam krega

Mager yeh tu koi na janey

Merey manzil hai kahan


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Posted 03 February 2012 - 06:22 PM

lolxxx,,MAANO great,,,, :yes:

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 10:01 PM

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Nice one MaanoPosted Image


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Posted 04 February 2012 - 09:40 AM

Teacher:


Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,


<b>Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. Posted Image<br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Teacher:<br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???<br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">;><br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">,<br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Pathan:</b>


Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti Posted Image


<b>Teacher shocked… :<br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><. .Pathan Rocked…:<.</b>



Papa kehtey hein badaa name krega

Baitaa hamara aisa kaam krega

Mager yeh tu koi na janey

Merey manzil hai kahan


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#6 daineee

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 09:42 AM

Teacher:



Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy



<b>Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. Posted Image<br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Teacher:<br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???<br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Pathan:</b>



Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti Posted Image



<b>Teacher shocked… :<br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">Pathan Rocked…</b>




Papa kehtey hein badaa name krega

Baitaa hamara aisa kaam krega

Mager yeh tu koi na janey

Merey manzil hai kahan


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#7 daineee

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 11:00 AM

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Papa kehtey hein badaa name krega

Baitaa hamara aisa kaam krega

Mager yeh tu koi na janey

Merey manzil hai kahan


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#8 daineee

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 11:33 AM

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Papa kehtey hein badaa name krega

Baitaa hamara aisa kaam krega

Mager yeh tu koi na janey

Merey manzil hai kahan


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#9 daineee

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 02:00 PM

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Papa kehtey hein badaa name krega

Baitaa hamara aisa kaam krega

Mager yeh tu koi na janey

Merey manzil hai kahan


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#10 sabah

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 04:40 PM

greatttttttttttttt sharing maano
nd Ali

I’m not sad, I’m just disappointed.
Why should I be sad? I lost 1 who never loved me.
He lost the one who really loved & cared for him.
Big LOST!


#11 daineee

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 10:35 AM

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Papa kehtey hein badaa name krega

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Mager yeh tu koi na janey

Merey manzil hai kahan


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#12 daineee

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 10:35 AM

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Papa kehtey hein badaa name krega

Baitaa hamara aisa kaam krega

Mager yeh tu koi na janey

Merey manzil hai kahan


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#13 daineee

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 10:37 AM

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Papa kehtey hein badaa name krega

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Mager yeh tu koi na janey

Merey manzil hai kahan


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#14 daineee

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 02:26 PM

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Papa kehtey hein badaa name krega

Baitaa hamara aisa kaam krega

Mager yeh tu koi na janey

Merey manzil hai kahan


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#15 daineee

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 02:26 PM

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Papa kehtey hein badaa name krega

Baitaa hamara aisa kaam krega

Mager yeh tu koi na janey

Merey manzil hai kahan


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#16 daineee

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Posted 10 February 2012 - 04:02 PM

Boy: Marry me.. ?

Girl: Do you have a house.. ?

Boy: No..

Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?

Boy: No..

Girl: How much is your salary.. ?

Boy: No salary.. but,..

Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..


Papa kehtey hein badaa name krega

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Mager yeh tu koi na janey

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Posted 10 February 2012 - 04:16 PM

:clap: :clap: :clap: nice joke

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#18 daineee

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Posted 10 February 2012 - 04:39 PM

thx Posted Image

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Mager yeh tu koi na janey

Merey manzil hai kahan


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Posted 13 February 2012 - 01:41 PM

If girl in love:
Her parents ask Who is dat
IDIOT?
If Boy in love,
His parents ask
IDIOT, who is dat girl? MORAL: No
matter whoevr in love
Boys r always idiot...!! :P
OTHER MORAL DERIVED BY ME FROM THIS(REALLY BY MYSELF) IS girls always loves idiots.... ;) :D

Papa kehtey hein badaa name krega

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Mager yeh tu koi na janey

Merey manzil hai kahan


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