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A little boy goes to his
dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'


Dad says, 'Well son, let
me try to explain it this way:


I am the head of the
family, so call me The Prime Minister.


Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.



We are here to take care
of your needs, so we will call you the People.


The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes
off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.


Later that night, he
hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.



He finds that the baby
has severely soiled his nappy.


So the little boy goes
to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..

He gives up and goes back to
bed.

The next morning, the
little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '


The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep shit.'

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A little boy goes to his

dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let

me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the

family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the

administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care

of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes

off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he

hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby

has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes

to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the

little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words

what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.

The People are being ignored and

the Future is in deep shit.'

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