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OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR OFFICER------------------------------------------TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER------------------------------------------YOUR FATHER'S NAME ? CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ? CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MANMOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER------------------------------------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR OFFICER------------------------------------------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ? CANDIDATE--------------------------------------NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR OFFICER-------------------------------------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ? CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR OFFICER------------------------------------------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ? CANDIDATE--------------------------------------METRIC PASS OFFICER------------------------------------------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ? CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR OFFICER-------------------------------------AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ? CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MONEY PROBLEM SIR OFFICER--------------------------------------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR OFFICER------------------------------------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY CANDIDATE-----------------------------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR OFFICER----------------------------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT IS IT NOW CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MY PERFORMANCE....? OFFICER------------------------------------------M P!!!! CANDIDATE--------------------------------------WHAT IS THAT SIR ? OFFICER------------------------------------------MENTALLY PUNCTURED

FEELINGS Vat is love ? Dont ask some1 who has it but some1 who has lost it. Life is not just bout luvin but livin. Once u live life u will love it. Happiness is just like a butterfly de more u chase it de more it will fly away from u, but once u wait it will come n sit on ur shoulder. In life luv a person whom u can never hav. If u luv a person n de person loves u...... u not only give him de power to luv u ...... but twice its power to hurt u. Its ok if u a fool Its ok if a es u but dont let a kiss fool u Vat can u do when de only person who can make u stop cryin.........is de person who made u cry?????????? U cant buy luv but u can pay heavily 4 it Love starts with a smile.......... grows with a kiss.................. n ends with a tear................. Dont frown u never know who is fallin in luv with ur smile. emotions,feelins n relationships r our part of our life.its upto u which one u choose. choose any but never 4get 1 relation between us that is FRIENDSHIP. A message from me to u If u r in need n there r 100 steps between us u take 1 n other 99 i ll take 4 u. Afterall science made de world modern science made de world new but one thing science cannot do if it had to make me forget u many people walk in n out of ur life, but only friend leave footprints in ur heart

"Let me live unseen unknown unlamented let me die; and a stone cannot tell, where i lie.

hmmm tu yah hai masla dil ka.... ooo ... so dont worry na... mere bat sunoo dehan seee .... bazar main jaooo ... 10 ,10 ke plastic ke dil miltee han .... hmmm or ajj kal tu .. hawoo main be ur rahee hai.. i mean ke.. baloon be aaa gee ha..... par ek 10 ka milta hai ... pasee ha na..... muft main nahee aytee ...... acah ....pasee lee kar jana app leyne... :D best of luck na..... abb plz... lee zaroor leyna .. becoz app ko lagta hai muhat zaroorat hai .... :luv:

ooo yahee tu masla hota hai arrange marriage ka... well good luck for u ...... :D

In the journal paper of my heart, I have written a journal entry. Debiting your love and your affection. Darling you write the narration, Your first love, I had already adjusted On the ledger-folio column, Any way our relations are true assets On double-entry system In addition, our love is true real and tangible You debit-what comes in, I credit-what goes out. Your beauty is the capital of business. My eyes are stock in trade. Let us enter into transaction, You secretly give me a trade discount, I openly give you a cash discount And thus my partner, Our trading and profit-loss account will show super profit My dear let us re-concile, all our errors and total the trial balance of our affairs arithmetically without maintaining any suspense account. In the balance sheet of our life Our children will be our true assets and liabilities If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors But if we have a boy and a girl, Our balance sheet will tally automatically

Ham Bhi Kabhi Muhabbat Kia Karty They Jab Tere Dhun Main Jia Karty Thay Ham Bhi Chup Chap Phira Kartay Thay Ankhoon Men Peyas Hoa Karty Thi Dil Men Toofan Utha Kartay Thay Loog Aaty Thay Ghazal Suneney Ko Ham Teri Baat Kia Kartay Thay Sach Samjthay Thay Tere Wadoon Ko Raat Din Ghar Main Raha Kartay Thay Kisi werany Main Tujh Sey Mil Kar Dil Men Kia Phool Khila Kartay Thay Ghar Ke Dewar Sajany Ke Khatira Ham Tera Nam Likha Kartay Thay Wo Bhi Kia Din Thay, Tujhe Bhula Kar Ham Tujhe Yaad Kia Kartay Thay Kal Tujhe Dekh Kar Yaad Aaya Ham Bhi Kabhi Muhabbat Kia Kartay Thay

kuch log safar ke leye mozoo nahee hote kuch rastee katee nahee tanha usee kahna iss semet chlee ho tu bas itna usee kahna abb koee nahee aarzee tamana usee kahna tum nee hee kaha tha tu yaqee main nee kai tha umeed pee qaeeam hai yah duynia usee kahna zarkheez zameen kabi banjar nahee hote darya hee badal leytee han rasta usee kahna

well main yah tu nahee jantee ke yah topic dubara repeat ho rah hai yah nahee ...becoz main first time par rahee hun .... well its nice na....... Dunya Say To Tum Bhee Dara Kartay Ho Mujh Say Mouhabbat Khak Keya Karo Gay

tu woh har waqt muj see jalas hote rahteee .... ha ha ha .. yah or bat hai main nee try nahee ke :music:

hay jayee koee monkey ko tu bacheyee .. allah app sab mazak samj rahee hoo ..........

appun abb agee kuch nahee bolnee ka ree .... tu janta na ree .. na kuch tere bas main julee na kuch mere bas main ... ha ha ha.. appnu chalnee ka . phir milee gaaa with new story .....

Life's real treasures are little things, Not fancy cars or diamond rings -- But a friendly smile, a bright blue jay, Some petals saved from a child's bouquet, Family and friends and a meal together Warm the heart in any weather A kindly word, a hug for no reason And laughter shared in every season Life's treasures make a sweet bouquet To brighten our hearts each and every day one n only gobi...

OHYEE APP KAI SAMJEE ........HIHIHIHIHI........... :laugh: :laugh:

tu chlee sath tu aahat bee nahee honee payee darmya hum bee na hun yuu tumjeee tanha chyeee

well ........... hum tu yah show karwana chy rahee the ke... yah par jado hai or us ka nasha bee.. or app a gee na iss nashe ke chakar main .. or phir hum see he posh rahee han ... akher is ko start karnee ka maksaad kai hai.. hihihihi :laugh:

When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, best and the new.. I would like to stand by your side and say 2 little words "ME TOO" Give "laugh" to all ..But "smile" to one Give "love" to all...But "heart" to one Let everybody "love" u...But u "love" one. If you say RUN, I'll ask "how far?" If you say SWIM, I'll ask "how deep?" If you say JUMP, I'll ask "how high?" If you say GO AWAY, I'll say "NO WAY" u r my friend I'll "stay" I'd love to take you dinner, sit by the candlelight, and whisper those three magical words .. Scroll Down………. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... "PAY THE BILL"

THANKS U ALL LIKE IT .. BUT ...... BILL APP HEE DO GEE HA HA HA

becoz yah life buhat lamee hai ... or humree pass time buhat kam

Aik din aik nami girami hakim sahab kay pass " Aqal " aayee , Hakim sahab nay sawal kya kay tu kon hay aur kahan rehti hay?? to "Aqal " nay jawab diya kay " main Aqal hoon aur insaan kay dimagh main rehti hoon " kuch he dair main hakim sahab kay paas "Sharam " aaye , hakim sahab nay phir swal kya kay tu kon hay aur kahan rehit hay ??, tu "Sharam " nay jawab diya kay " main sharam hoon aur insaan ke aankh main rehti hoon " thori dair baad hakim kay sahab kay pass "Mohabat" aayee hakim sahab nay us say bhe yahi sawal kya kay tu kon hay aur kahan rehit hay ??to "Mohabbat " nay jawab diya kay " main mohabbat hoon aur insaan kay dil main rehti hoon " aglay din hakim sahab kay pass "Gussa " aaya , hakim sahab nay poocha tu kon hay aur kahan rehta hay?? to " Gussa" nay jawab diya kay " main gussa hoon aur insaan kay dimagh main rehta hoon " tab hakim sahab chonk ker bolay kay wahan to " Aqal " rehti hay , to gussa bola , "jab main aata hoon tab Aqal chalee jaatee hay " kuch dair baad "Ishq "aaya hakim sahab nay phir sawal kya kay tu kon hay aur kahan rehta hay ?? to Ishq nay jawab diya kay " main ishq hoon aur insaan kee aankh main rehta hoon " tab hakim sahab bolay kay wahan to "Sharam "rehti hay to Ishq bola " jab main aata hoon tab sharam chalee jaatee hay " kuch dair baad "Lalach" aaya , hakim sahab nay poocha tu kon hay aur kahan rehta hay?? to woh bola " main Lalach hoon aur insaan kay dil main rehta hoon " hakim sahab nay kaha kay wahan to" Mohabbat" rehti hay to lalach nay jawab diya kay "jab main aata hoon tab mohabbat chalee jaatee hay " "Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul." ONE AND ONLY GOBI..!!!!

Müjhäÿ Tüm Çhähöü ¥ä Nä Çhähöü ! Lakh Dukh Uthaoo, Tum Koshish Kartay Rehna Mere Dost Issi Tarha Toot Kay Ussay Chahtay Rehna Müjhäÿ Tüm Çhähöü ¥ä Nä Çhähöü Wo yaad Na Karay Tum Ko, Yae Us Ka Amal Hai Tum Khudh Say Ziyada,Ussay Yaad Kartay Rehna Müjhäÿ Tüm Çhähöü ¥ä Nä Çhähöü Yae Jaan Loo,Kay Roona Uss Ko Aata Nahin Tum Pay Khair, Tum Aisay Hi Aahad Nibhatay Rehna Müjhäÿ Tüm Çhähöü ¥ä Nä Çhähöü Aansuon Kay Tumharay, Koe Qeemat Nahin Hai Uss Ki Yaad Main Uoonhi, Tum Ashk Bahatay Rehna Müjhäÿ Tüm Çhähöü ¥ä Nä Çhähöü Kabhi Tarpay Gee Woo,Kabhi Too Baqarar Hoo Gee Daastaan Tum Usko Apni, Uoonhi Sunatay Rehna Müjhäÿ Tüm Çhähöü ¥ä Nä Çhähöü Din Bohat Kam Hain, Tumharee Zindagi Kay Mere Dost Agar Nafrat bi Karay,Tum us Say Muhabbat Kartay Rehna Müjhäÿ Tüm Çhähöü ¥ä Nä Çhähöü Zindagi Kay Kissi Moor Pay Pachtaey Gee Woo Bhi Tum Bhi Khuli Aankhoon Say Ussay Dhaikhtay Rehna Müjhäÿ Tüm Çhähöü ¥ä Nä Çhähöü Kiun Dil Lagaya Hai Mola, Us Bay Parwa kay Sath Mar Jaoon Gaa, Nahin Hota Mujh Say Jeetay Rehna Müjhäÿ Tüm Çhähöü ¥ä Nä Çhähöü Jaanay Kiya Baat Hai, Uss Main, Kiya Kahoon Mere Dost Qismat Main Hai Tumhare Us Kay Liyae Taraptay Rehna

Main ne kuhlee ankhoo see appnay kawab ko behkarta dehka Uss ko aytee hove dehka be tu kiss haal main dehka.......... Uss nee tu appna wada bee kar deya pura!!!!!!!! Kee aoo gaa main phooloo see saja kar cheehra Han !!!! aya hee the woh phool see saja kar cheehra...... Magar taan bee tha uss kee kafan ka baseera.... Anhkoo main namee aytee bee tu tham jytee the... Kee usss kee de hove har kasam muj ko yaad aytee the... Kee mere baad bee hai duynia main buhat kuch .. Haseen yaad haseen pal haseen din...... Par kasee bytoo usee main kee uss bin Na haseen yaad rahee na haseen din na haseen pal..... miss gobi....

Tujhay Khaber He Nahi.... Teray faraq kay lamhay shumaar kartay howay Bikhar gay hain tera intazaar kartay howay Tou main bhi khush hoon koi us say ja kar kah day Ager wo khush hay mujhay bey qaraar kartay howay Main muskurata howa aainay main ubhroon ga Woh ro paray ge achanak singhar kartay howay Tujhay khaber he nahi koe toot gia hay Mohabbatoon ko bohat paedaar kartay howay Woh kah rahe the sumander nahi hai aankhoon main Main un main doob gia ahtabaar kartay howay Mujhay khaber thi kah ab loot kar na aaonga Tuj ko yaad kia dard paar kartay howay miss gobi....

Guftugo Ke Lamhon Main Dekh He Nahi Paatay Ham Tumharay Chehray Ko Tum Hamari Aankhon Ko Aaj Aisa Kartay Hain Chasm-o-lab Ko Parhtay Hain Baat Chor Datay Hain Jaane Kiya Lamha Hoga Jab Ye Hath Hathon Say Gar Kabhi Juda Hoga Aaj Aisa Kartay Hain Zabt-e-Jaan Parakhtay Hain Hath Chor Datay Hain Kash Koi Samjha Day Loag Kis Tarah Dil Ki Manzilain Alag Kar Kay Saath Chor Datay Hain Aaj Aisa Kartay Hain Bey-sabab Bikhartay Hain Zaat Taur Datay Hain...