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mooli ka paratha i love to eat. i shall myself try to make it as shown by sho-shweet

mooli ka paratha i love to eat. i shall myself try to make it as shown by sho-shweet

looks better now

1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE & TEMPLE. 2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN, & Geeta 3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD. 4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.... 5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS. 6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH. 7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL. 8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE. 9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS. 10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE. 11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY. 12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY. 13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG. 14. RICH has 4 so does POOR. 15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS 16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.

Wishing all my friends a happy Eid

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'

THIS IS BRILLIANT A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'

A Special Package for Businessmen An Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket; get your wife's ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was. All of them gave the same reply... "What trip?" New SIM to surprise her husband Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the Living room. She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number: "Hello Darling." The husband responds in a low tone: "Let me call you back later Honey, the stupid woman is in the kitchen. Cool message by a wife Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement" Throwing knives at wife's picture Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what are you doing?" His honest reply, "MISSING YOU." Habit of talking in sleep. A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it? Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake. NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to swirl around & no one teaches a man how to choose a wife. NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. ----------------------------------------------------- Your husband needs rest. Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you!

>> A SARDAR WENT HUNTING ONE DAY IN ONTARIO AND BAGGED THREE DUCKS. >> >> HE PUT THEM IN THE BACK OF HIS PICKUP TRUCK AND WAS ABOUT TO DRIVE HOME WHEN.... >> >> HE WAS CONFRONTED BY A GAME WARDEN WHO DID NOT LIKE SARDARS. >> >> THE GAME WARDEN ORDERED THE SARDAR TO SHOW HIS HUNTING LICENSE AND THE SARDAR PULLED OUT A VALID ONTARIO HUNTING LICENSE. THE GAME WARDEN LOOKED AT THE LICENSE, >> >> THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED UP ONE OF THE DUCKS, SNIFFED ITS BUTT, AND SAID," THIS DUCK AIN'T FROM ONTARIO THIS IS A QUEBEC DUCK. YOU GOT A QUEBEC HUNTING LICENSE, BOY??" >> >> THE SARDAR REACHED INTO HIS WALLET AND PRODUCED A QUEBEC HUNTING LICENSE. >> >> THE GAME WARDEN LOOKED AT IT, THEN REACHED OVER AND GRABBED THE >> SECOND DUCK, SNIFFED ITS BUTT AND SAID " THIS AIN'T NO QUEBEC DUCK. >> THIS DUCK'S FROM MANITOBA . YOU GOT A MANITOBA LICENSE ??" >> THE SARDAR REACHED INTO HIS WALLET AND PRODUCED A MANITOBA HUNTING LICENSE. >> >> THE WARDEN THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED UP THE THIRD DUCK, >> >> SNIFFED ITS BUTT, AND SAID " THIS AIN'T NO MANITOBA DUCK. >> THIS HERE DUCK'S FROM NOVA SCOTIA . >> >> YOU GOT A NOVA SCOTIA HUNTING LICENSE??" AGAIN THE SARDAR REACHED INTO HIS WALLET >> >> KEEPING CALM AND PATIENCE AND BROUGHT OUT A NOVA SCOTIA LICENSE. >> THE GAME WARDEN WAS EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED AT THIS POINT, >> AND HE YELLED AT THE SARDAR >> >> "JUST WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM ??" >> >> THE SARDAR SMILED, TURNED AROUND, BENT OVER, DROPPED HIS PANTS SHOWING HIS BUTT AND SAID, >> >> " YOU TELL ME, YOU ARE THE EXPERT."

Punjabi kid in English medium school A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7,3+6 the son of bitch is 9 His mother heard this & asked "what r u doing?" Boy, "doing my maths' homework". Mom: & this is how ur teacher taught u? Boy: "Yes" Infuriated mother called the teacher: R u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4? Teacher started laughing & answered: "what I taught them was, 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4...

Nice couplet by janab Wasi............It has touched my heart and soul