Black_Rose

There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, And was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.' And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait just a moment!' She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.' The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.' You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?' 'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'

nice pix Sabah! Rainbow: I love the smokey eye and shoe pics! gr8!!

Wife : Dr. Sb mere shohar ko nend mein bolne ki bemari ha .. main unhen kia don? Doctor : ap unhen jagte hoe bolne ka moka den

here r some rings

hehe maan gai ji maan gai u ko dun worry

hahahahahahaha khanay kay ilawa kuch kiya bhi hai u nay

hehe thnku thnku

very niceeee... another of my fav color! yellow and orange and pink combo rocks! I will also search and post some pics!

boht khoob Sabah very nice wordings...

paitu

A little boy, after being shouted at by his mom (sitting sadly) Dad asked : "What happened son?" Kid : "Dad, I can't handle your wife anymore! I want my own wife!"

thankxx sabah

Ussay main ne hi likha tha Ke lehje baraf ho jaye To phir pighla nahi karte PArinday dar ke urr jaye To phir lauta nahi karte ...Yaqeen ek baar utth jaye….. Kabhi wapis nahi aata Hawaon ka koi tofaan Barish nahi lata Ussay main ne hi likha tha Jo sheesha toot jaye to Kabhi phir jurr nahi pata Jo raastay se bhatak jayen Wo wapis mur nahi pata Ussay kehna wo be-maaini adhoora khat Ussay main ne hi lika tha Ussay kehna ke dewanay mukammil khat nahi likhtay ….

nice and unique...

wow beautiful!! love red color.... rings are especially very nice!!

or you can say only ROSE thnx for liking Sabah!!

all pix are just too cool Rainbow... thnx for sharing

son to father:bacha zyada intelligent hota hay ya bap? Father:bap son:acha' pakiztan kis ny bnaya? father:Quaid-e-Azam ne son:unk bap nay qion nahi bnaya

Son: Papa Good News Hai. Papa: Kya? Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge. Father: Haan Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye..