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About ibtisaam

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  • Birthday 08/07/1910

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  1. Happy 5th year on cy and i wish u come bak again :)

  2. hey happy birthday 2 u

  3. ibtisaam

    Funny Though Real Definitions

    Funny Though Real Definitions *School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. *Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. *Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. *Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either' Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Father: A banker provided by nature. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit together to decide that nothing can be done . *Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. *Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
  4. ibtisaam

    Attendence Time

    salam, to all my frnz n ramzan mubarak,
  5. ibtisaam

    Your Current Mood?

    good
  6. ibtisaam

    Attendence Time

    thnx!
  7. ibtisaam

    What Do U Like In The Person Above U

    i like pink N E prob
  8. ibtisaam

    Guess.....below U

    hahaha nxt chinky sweet heart
  9. ibtisaam

    Guess.....below U

    sorry its me n nxt me again
  10. ibtisaam

    Attendence Time

    salam, how r u ramz....i ws busy.....
  11. ibtisaam

    Your Current Mood?

    good
  12. ibtisaam

    Mmmmm

    Salam, nice signature chinky good words!!!
  13. ibtisaam

    Mmmmm

    meri pyari bindu, bindu re bindu. hahahaah ek song yaad agaya tha n e ways hey welcome to cool cmunity hope u wll enjoy here n u wll find true frnz here see u sayonara
  14. ibtisaam

    Happy Birth Day

    salam, oh kya baat kahi.....such mein sochne wali hai, unki ye kisne kaha........bhai jaan! par agar laraib chinky hai, to ab to pata lagana hi parega n e ways, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to both Sayonara
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