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  1. NaDaN

    Something Special For Special Members Of Cy

    I always Knew My sis Is Danm IntellIgent ! way to Go!
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    A Man Joined A Big Multi National Company

    Kaun Banega Karorpati Santa Singh qualifies for the hot seat in Kaun Banega Crorepati. AB : I congratulate you for this opportunity Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fatah. Chak denge phatte AB : This is your first question for Rs. 1000. Which state has the largest Sikh population ? And your options are A. Punjab B. Punjab C. Punjab D. Punjab Santa : Oh ji how much time do I have. AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa (giggles) : Sir ji, I would like to use my lifeline. AB : I'm not surprised which one would U like to use. Santa : Audience poll AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads. After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board. A. 25% B. 25% C. 25% D. 25% AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, Par kya karen...So you would like to go with which option. Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50. AB : Very good. Man me shanka ho to lifeline zaroor istemal karni chahiye, mein sab ko yehi salah deta hoon. (whispers in Santa's ears... Isi ke to paise milte hain mujhe). OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen. Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab Santa : Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye. AB : Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have broken a record of using all the lifelines in the very first question. OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahene aap. Santa : My langotiya yaar., Banta Singh. AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye. Aap dono ikkathe he kam karte hai. Santa : Oh nahi ji ham dono pechle 6 saal se 10th mein fail ho rahe hain. Phone rings. Banta picks it " Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adi raati, ???" AB : Hello, mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun Banega Crorepati se. Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein ?$^$%$?$%$%$&. Ke hal chal he sar ji. AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur................. Banta (interrupts) : Aur wo Khota pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga, khota hai paka. AB : Chaliye, i will give you 1 minute as a special case Santa: Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ?? Banta: Oye ullu de dum, bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khote tu meri kameez pehen gaya. oye chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap layega. AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai. Santa: Yes Yes. Oye chor use yaar question hai ......(he tells him the question). Banta: Khutay sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe. Iska answer Punjab hai lallu. Santa : Oye par .......(and the clock stops). AB: Samay Khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai, ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj. Santa: Ullu ka patha, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.
  3. NaDaN

    ~~~ek Lamha... Ek Soch!```

    Sooraj dheerey dheerey paharoun kai peechey dooor kahin badloun main doob raha tha…barish ka zour toot raha tha…faza main mitti ki sondhi sondhi mehak rachi hui thi…ye wohi mousam hai na….!jisey ham hamra mousam kaha kartey they…Tum kehtey they kai dekho aaj aasman khul kar roya hai aur Main kehti,dekho!phir kabhi aisa na kehna…aasman tou hamaree khooshiyon main khul kar barsa hai aaj …tum meri aankhoun main gour sey dekhtey aur muskura detey,phir kehtey,acha suno…ab nahin kahoon ga. Aah…barsoun beet gaye lekin aaj bhi iss nam faza main merey kahey inn lafzoun ki goonj baqi hai,lekin na janey kiun mera dil aaj tumharey kahey huye alfaz dohra raha hai kai dekho!aaj aasman khul kar roya hai….!aaj bhi faza main mitti wohi mehak aur barish ki wohi khooshboo hai…!main dheerey dheerey qadam uthati issi rah guzar par inhi darakhtoun kai saye taley chal rahi hoon,jahan hamaree mohabbat ka janam hua tha,main ney chaha kai hamaisha ki tarah barish ki khooshbooo apney dil main basa loon,lekin khayyaal aaya…Tum bhi tou aik mashoor kun khooshboo ki tarah merey dil main basey they…meri sansoun main sama gaye they…aur be-wafa hawa kai aik jhoun kai ki tarah kahin dooor…bohat doooor judayi ki kohar main kho gaye…. Aah ye souch kar kai barish ki khooshboo bhi kahin kohar main….iss dhud main….kho na jaye main faza main barish ki ye khooshboo bikhraye apni raah chal di. main barish ki ye khooshboo apney dil main na basa saki….suno Tum jahan bhi ho…barish ki ye khooshboo hamisha mujhey tumharee qurbat ka aehsaas dilaye gi….kai tum merey qareeb ho….bohat qareeb……!!!
  4. NaDaN

    Writing Cover Letter

    What not to say in an application There are no "mistakes" only "valuable lessons" Never say "never" but always mention your "achievement", is the advice for job hunters trying to fill in application forms. Admissions advisers and psychologists at the University of Hertfordshire have drawn up a list of the 10 top words to make a good impression in applications. They have also listed the 10 worst words, including "hate" and "nothing". This advice also tells applicants not to say "mistakes" but to mention their "valuable lessons". 'Don't panic' If applicants are worried about having too many valuable lessons, the Hertfordshire academics also recommend avoiding other less than positive words, such as "panic", "problems" and "awful". APPLICATION FORM WORDS 10 Best: Achievement, active, developed, evidence, experience, impact, individual, involved, planning, transferable skills 10 Worst: Always, awful, bad, fault, hate, mistake, never, nothing, panic, problems None of these words are good ways of selling your skills to employers, suggest the academics. If you want to push more positive buttons, there is a list of feel-good words for applications, which will produce a more appreciative reaction. These good words include "experience", "involved", "planning" and "developed". The advisers say companies or universities will see many similar application letters - and that the choice of language generates a positive or negative impression. For instance, over-emphatic words such as "never" and "always" could give a negative impression that "the applicant is making an exaggeration which is seldom true". "Every recruiter and admissions officer will have to assess hundreds if not thousands of personal statements from hopeful applicants and will make their decisions based on what they can see on paper. "Choosing the right words is therefore vitally important if your application is to stand out from the rest," says Karen Pine, a psychologist at the University of Hertfordshire.
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    Are You Telented! Really?

    Asalm o ALIkum! Thnx All of You who appreciated..! I am so sorry! As it got Bit late..! :/ CY is not accesable from My Home! Some ISP problem! A1B2C3 I will b very Greatful! If you host the next competition! Topic is already decided! Me And My Ramazan… Plz Host this Topic for next competetion1 decide Judges! And Rules Thx so Much BEST OF LUCK ALL!
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    Hum Kion Reply Nahi Kertay?

    Locking On request of Topic Starter! will move to recyclebin If she asked me to.. filhal i need t ask something from You Aamman1 tab tak this is pending!
  7. NaDaN

    Not Just Another Chat

    yes, Agree wid PLG.. ADMINz did Great Job!
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    Username

    PLG.. Wait bit more... only Admin can resolve this issue.. farwading ur request to them.. so wait little mor :)
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    Ek Aise Mussanif Ke Naam Jo Dukh Pe Likhta Hey...

    Un hathon pe keun nehin likhte jo girne walon ke hath tham lete hein... tumhe Woh sab nahin dikhaa jo Nazar A raha hey...Tumhe to woh sab dikhana hey jo nazar neh araha...Tumhe us muhabbat ko khojna hey jo nafrat ki gard taley dabi huyi hey...tumhe ankhon pe chaye us ghubaar ko sametna hey jo fiza me bikhre rangeen manazir dekhne nahin deta.....tumhe bhatki huyi khushbu ko ghar ka rasta dikhana hey KAHS My love its Owsome..! keep sharing yaar! I love These Writings..!
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    Deekho Yeh Kaun Aya

    Rahia :).. Shuker hay app ain tu1 dar he sahi ! mager :)... GOOD TO C YOU HERE...!
  11. NaDaN

    U Got A New Friend,.,.,.,

    WelComE TO CY :).. Hope you having FUN AT CY. good to C YOu! :)
  12. NaDaN

    ~~~ek Lamha... Ek Soch!```

    Kabhi Kabhi Dil Kertay Hay Asman kay paray tak dekhon..! Shyed Koi Surag .. Koi ahsaas mill Jai..! Tum Dur tu chalay gai.. mager apNi majudGii Mujh say Ruz Manwatay Hoo.. yeh Kon C AziYat hay Jis ke Kul Kunji meray Hawalay Ker Kay Tum Chal diya.. Ek baat Bataoo Kiya Tum b dartay ho ab.. Kiyaa.. SkOoN Naseeb ho gaya Tum Ko.. Kiya Kabhi Koi soch tumharay Khayal ko a ker Jakerti nahe.. kay Tum Kisi ko Ek Gum ke Bheer kay Tanha ker aii..! TUm gai tu May nay Kitnay he Dost Bana liya.. Kabhi Ek dukh Alvoda Kahta hay Tu Koi Gum Kuri lay ker sath bath jata hay.. pehron beth ker Bus Yahi Surag Lagatay hain Kay Tum Ko Soch ek Qaid say Kasay Azad Karain.. Mager Kasi Kistamat hay Tumharai... Is Qaid say Rehai ke tarekay tu Buhat hain.. mager Azadi Ka koi Lamha Tumharay Hath nahee aii ga... meray Murda Jism kay Kuch Siskiya ab b sans lay Rahe hain.. Kuch dukh ab b Dharaktay hian.. Kuch ahen Panah lay ker Bathi hain... In sab ke KHatir.. Mujahy Apnay app ko Tabahi say Bachana hay1 Takay yeah Skkon Hasil ker Lian Meri he Zat May... Mujhay Ankhain Cahiya... Ankhain Kya Jin may May Khwab Rakh sakon... Ankhain Kay jin may Ansoo Panha lay sakain.. Ankhain Kay jin May Ansoo Mehfooz Reh Sakahin.... Sunoo Ager Ho sakay Tu Mujhay Do Ankahin La Do..... Mujhay Ek Jism B Cahiya..... Jis may Dukh Sans Lay Sakain... Jism jis may Dukh Parhwan char sakain... Jism Jis may Dukh Dunya say choop sakain.. Jism jis ke Khush libasi may Dukh ka kala dag Chop Jai Sunoo Mumkin ho tu ek Jism B la doo.. Han.. Ek Rooh Cahiyaaa... Roh jis ko agahii ho... Roh jo Muhabat ke Lazat say Wakif ho... ROh ko Gam Khud may Sanbhal sakay... Roh Jo Aziyat kay har rang say ashna ho... Ho sakay tu Ek Roh b la denaaaa.... Ankhain Darkar hain.. Takay may Ansoon ko Pal sakoon.... Jism Cahiya takay Dukh ke Parwarish ker sakon.. Roh Cahiya jo Gam say insaaf ker sakay Mujhay InsaaaaN banana hay Mujhay Mujh ko Banan Hay.. Mujhay Tum ko Banana Hay!
  13. NaDaN

    Let's Celebrateeeeeeeeeeee :d

    KIS KHUSHI MAY PARTY??????????????????
  14. Rukh, Tum na b kerti to i knew! kay You guys can never forget my BD.. per tum ko meri wajhay say un ceezo may involve hona perta hay jo tum nay khud ko mana ke hoi hain :( and then i feel BAD .. Baki Thx all.. My sweet and Kind Brother sis.. Arifa , Asim For making my day specail and Sanum :/.. She even remember my Birthday :(..... MAjid! who Put Birthday wishes for me everywhere! regardless where he is posting1 a true good brother! Thx all!..
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    Serious Help Neededdddddd!

    ....................?????
  16. NaDaN

    I Am Here To Spread Disturbance

    :) WLCOME TO CY, DONT WORRY WE ARE ALREADY DISTURBED PEOPLE :P.. CAN'T GET DISTURBED ANYMORE :D KIDDING, HOPE YOU HAVE NICE STAY!
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    ~*once Again*~

    CHEERS! GOOD TO C YOU PARI :)
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    Why R U All Sooo Sleepy?

    Zinaib.. Good! Q But as we can't get in to other head! so can't confirm or statlefor one reason! we mostly Stay at CY.. enjoying reading1 while we are in offices.. Otherwise! when we r fre! we do post... but thisis true that at times POST Graph go down and UP too! so i guessall wiats for other to stat something exciting1 though we dont tryto start our selves! that is something we all need to CHANGE. kher WELCOME TO CY GOood to have YOu here! WAITING FOR OTHER'S RESPONCE.
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    Oops.. Happy Birthday!

    HEY MANY MANY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY ANOTHER SWEEET BROTHER :) WISH YOU SUCCESS IN LIFE.
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    Member Of The Month Voting..

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWW.. ME.... :D ok TAKREER TIME.. Payray Bhaiyoo and Behnooo...! And few DUSHMANOO [ADD] may app ke CY ke toti sarkain... Dubara banwa don g.. INSHALLAH.. APP LOGO KE CLASSES KAY CHANGAY HALAT KERWAON G.. APP KE BARI MEHRBANI APP NAY MUJHAY APNA KEMTI VOTE DAY KER CUN LIYAA.... MAY B INSHALLAH PAKISTANI POLITICIANS KE RAWAYAT TAQREER KE BARKARAR RAKHON G....LOL AKH.. or nahe banti1 kal kisi ke taqreri jalsa dekh ker keron g THXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SO MUCH ALL! I LOVE YOU ALL.. BESIDE DUSHMAN-A-ANE NaDaN. ::) Aimon.. Great work..
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    What Kind Of Perersonaliy U Have...?

    (1) What is the status of the door? Opened You enter the hut and see a table... (2) What is the shape of the table? Square On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase there is water. (3) How much water is it filled up with? Empty (4) and what is the vase made of? Glass You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk in the forest... you see a waterfall from far... there is water running down... (5) What is the speed of the water? 6 Some time after the waterfall... you step on something hard on the ground... as you look down... you see glistening gold in colour. You bend down and pick it up... it is a keychain chained with keys... (6) How many key /keys you see hanging on the keychain? 1 You walk on and on... trying to find your way out...suddenly you see a castle. (7) What is the condition of the castle? Old You enter the castle and saw a pool of murky water with shining jewels floating on it... (8) Will you pick up the jewel? YES Next to the murky pool... there's another pool... with clear water and money floating on it... (9) Will you pick the money? YES Walking to the end of the castle there is an exit...you proceed to walk out of the castle. Outside the exit, there is big garden, you see a box on the ground. (10) What is the size of the box? small 11) What is the material of the box? cardboard There is a bridge in the garden some distance away from the box, (12) What is the bridge made of? wooden Across the bridge, there is a horse. (13) What is the colour of the horse? black (14) What is the horse doing? nibbling grass OH NO!!! There is a tornado coming... some distance from the horse. (iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away? MY PERSONALITY. opened door - you are a person who is willing to share :TRUE: Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on friends and only hangout with those whom you think are on the same frequency :VERY TRUE: Empty - your life is not fulfilled glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and tends to be fragile 6 to 9 - high love 1 - you have one good friend in your life Old - shows that your last relationship is not a good one and is not memorable to you YES - when your partner is around you, you will flirt around with others. :KOI YEAH RAZ UN Tak na pohnchana: YES - even when your partner is not around you, you will still flirt around with others. small - low ego cardboard/paper/wooden(non-shining) - humble personality :angel: wooden bridge - average bond with your friends black - your partner doesn't seem to be good in your heart and appears to be bad sign. :noooooooooooooooo: still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a very homely and humble person. :inlove: lastly if you choose the horse, you seek your partner whenever your partner whenever you are met with problems. KASH SUCH A WONDERFUL TOPIC...
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    Im Really Mad!

    LOL Aimon..! well True asa Hota hay1 but the thing is there is nothing that can b done regarding this. so have to Cop wid this with our own acceptace and ability.. No one can change this Atraction as all confused Young genaration treat is as fashion or trend..! so Mushkil hay! hum Kuch ker he nahe saktay..
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    Help With Profiles

    LOL.. Next asa nahe ho ga Boss!
  24. NaDaN

    You Are Still Alive?

    awww :)
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