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  1. IBADAT such an honest tajziya!

    hum in between rastay dhondtay hain! Tkay guilt khatam ho jai!

    yeah dil or chara kay parday ka farak b wahen atta hay!

    khud ko bari-ul-zima feel kerwanay kay liya hum dil kay parday ko lay atay hain

    such a justified post! welldone!

    may nay tu buhat sekha! i hope bakiyon nay b sikha ho!


  2. ............ jab apney aap ko takleef phonchti hai tu kaye baar admee apney adersh sey gir jata hey, darasal koye bhi apney ideal jitna uncha nahi ho sakta.wo sirf ussi bulande ko choo sakta hai ,jahan tek us ki jiblat key phank ura ker ley ja sakein...........

    From Noval Raja Gidh!


  3. shyed Urdu is not Frndly wid form :)

    let me write this in Roman Urdu

    hum us qabil-e-wahsi kay devta hain jo pojariyon kay aqedaton say phool jatay hian or ek he raat kay mabood subha hotay he wafa parastoo kay salayboo may jhool jatay hain


  4. ہم اُس قبيلہ وحشي كے ديوتا ہيں جو

    پُجاريوں كي عقيدتوں پر پھول جاتے ہيں

    اور ايك ہي رات كے معبود صبح ہوتے ہي

    وفا پرستوں كي صليبوں پہ جھول جاتے ہيں


  5. hain Bari sis ko punish kerti ho shram nahe ati ! ther jaoo!

    yar i love My CY how can i b iragular1 but my ISP guys blocked CY from my Home! and From office! its really hard to keep posting1 as hell of work remain all the time on my desk.. so.. ! :/

    Kher i try to do something bout CY from home definately! is liya meri punsihment kam keroo


  6. Job 9 am -6pm...

    reach home at 7 pm.. Have my meal.... Take Dad to Excersice center at 8:30! come bck at 11 sit wid family for a while then stright to bed :( This is where i am stuck these days!


  7. Ariba My True Frnd :)

    BMW gift ke hay1 sun lo sab1 Or ek Asim hay meri Car apni signature may qaid ke hoi hay

    Rukh ke Bachi Mera koi kaam na honay denaa! Eidi nikelwa lo

    ADD app say honest opinion pocha thee 1kay wats the backend thing..! suggestion he day dain!


  8. rahia Kiya Idea hay!..

    nahee app klo abhi meray Rub ka nahe pata!

    Asim per mera bara rub hay!

    App ke he nahe in ke b Appi hon!

    Kamal Dant kay rakhti hon :D

    Infact app sab may say ziyada Dant tu Asim key hisay may ati hay!

    Mujhay Asim ko dant ker BuhaaaaaaaaaT maza ata hay

    Or silver Ko b! yeah dono meray GUsay and dand and Mar peet kay aksar shikar rehtay hain :D


  9. Very Nice PLG...

    being In pain sometimes Relise us what Others are getting through

    Being Insane is also a magic It open ups too many Hidden Realities..

    Happiness is sent to our lives so we can touch the Colorful experince of our life and Love So we can Value Our relationships even if they end up in Tears...

    This LIfe is A test given to us And we have to keep going! we like it or not.. we have to go through all these experences! gathering enough marks to qualify for the Best life! Or we can waste our Tiem here and live Life Like Today and remain in tHE Un-Expected till the end.!


  10. Kaun Banega Karorpati

    Santa Singh qualifies for the hot seat in Kaun Banega Crorepati.

    AB : I congratulate you for this opportunity

    Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fatah. Chak denge phatte

    AB : This is your first question for Rs. 1000. Which state has the largest Sikh population ? And your options are A. Punjab B. Punjab C. Punjab D. Punjab

    Santa : Oh ji how much time do I have.

    AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai

    Santa (giggles) : Sir ji, I would like to use my lifeline.

    AB : I'm not surprised which one would U like to use.

    Santa : Audience poll

    AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads. After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board. A. 25% B. 25% C. 25% D. 25% AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, Par kya karen...So you would like to go with which option.

    Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.

    AB : Very good. Man me shanka ho to lifeline zaroor istemal karni chahiye, mein sab ko yehi salah deta hoon. (whispers in Santa's ears... Isi ke to paise milte hain mujhe). OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen. Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab

    Santa : Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye.

    AB : Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have broken a record of using all the lifelines in the very first question. OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahene aap.

    Santa : My langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.

    AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye. Aap dono ikkathe he kam karte hai. Santa : Oh nahi ji ham dono pechle 6 saal se 10th mein fail ho rahe hain. Phone rings.

    Banta picks it " Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adi raati, ???"

    AB : Hello, mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun Banega Crorepati se.

    Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein ?$^$%$?$%$%$&. Ke hal chal he sar ji.

    AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur.................

    Banta (interrupts) : Aur wo Khota pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga, khota hai paka.

    AB : Chaliye, i will give you 1 minute as a special case

    Santa: Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??

    Banta: Oye ullu de dum, bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khote tu meri kameez pehen gaya. oye chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap layega.

    AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.

    Santa: Yes Yes. Oye chor use yaar question hai ......(he tells him the question).

    Banta: Khutay sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe. Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.

    Santa : Oye par .......(and the clock stops).

    AB: Samay Khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai, ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.

    Santa: Ullu ka patha, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.


  11. A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

    On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

    The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

    "No" replied the trainee.

    "It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

    The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"

    "No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

    "Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.


  12. What not to say in an application

    There are no "mistakes" only "valuable lessons"

    Never say "never" but always mention your "achievement", is the advice for job hunters trying to fill in application forms.

    Admissions advisers and psychologists at the University of Hertfordshire have drawn up a list of the 10 top words to make a good impression in applications.

    They have also listed the 10 worst words, including "hate" and "nothing".

    This advice also tells applicants not to say "mistakes" but to mention their "valuable lessons".

    'Don't panic'

    If applicants are worried about having too many valuable lessons, the Hertfordshire academics also recommend avoiding other less than positive words, such as "panic", "problems" and "awful".

    APPLICATION FORM WORDS

    10 Best: Achievement, active, developed, evidence, experience, impact, individual, involved, planning, transferable skills

    10 Worst: Always, awful, bad, fault, hate, mistake, never, nothing, panic, problems

    None of these words are good ways of selling your skills to employers, suggest the academics.

    If you want to push more positive buttons, there is a list of feel-good words for applications, which will produce a more appreciative reaction.

    These good words include "experience", "involved", "planning" and "developed".

    The advisers say companies or universities will see many similar application letters - and that the choice of language generates a positive or negative impression.

    For instance, over-emphatic words such as "never" and "always" could give a negative impression that "the applicant is making an exaggeration which is seldom true".

    "Every recruiter and admissions officer will have to assess hundreds if not thousands of personal statements from hopeful applicants and will make their decisions based on what they can see on paper.

    "Choosing the right words is therefore vitally important if your application is to stand out from the rest," says Karen Pine, a psychologist at the University of Hertfordshire.

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