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Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'

Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen

Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga

Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main

yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow

Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga

Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi

Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi

Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga

Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga...!

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali

Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon

Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi

Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya

Maine soncha mera dil aaya

Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna

Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna

Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya

Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya

Maana Ke Main Pura Musalman To Nahi

Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon

Nemaz Roza Kuch Na Sahi

Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chor Sakta Hoon

Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi

Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi

funny haina?lol!guyz replky ok!!

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aba ji ne parh liya na tu batain ge :D

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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

neuclear ka Zamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.......!!!

tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya

paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya

Tumsa koi dusara zameen par hua

to rab se sikayat hogi....

Ek to jhella nahi jata

dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..

phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga

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Assalamalaiakaum

jadoo aur fati u both have a goos stuff .......... :D

keep it up ;)

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Tajmahal kya cheez hai,

isse badi imarat banaunga,

Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,

tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga.

Bahut ho chuki bewafai ab to wafa kijiye.

Bahut ho chuki bewafai ab to wafa kijiye

Kabr mein hain paaon aapke, kuch to haya kijiye

Dekh kar noor-e-Taj bola Shah-jahan ka pota,

dekh kar noor-e-Taj bola Shah-jahan ka pota,

agar Daadi tu na hoti to yeh kharcha to na hota!!

Apne husn par itna naaz na kar O Pagli,

Pata hai ki tu roz lagaati hai Fair & Lovely

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....

Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Woh Hamarey Kabar Key Diye Se Cigarette Jala Kar chal Diye

Bakki Jo Tail Bacha Tha Use Sar Pur Laga Kar Chal Diye.

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

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thnx ranii :DWoh gori hai uski zulfen hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya

Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya

karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li! > > > >

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya

hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor

hai! ha ha ha ha . . . . > > > >

Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega, Jab hum na rahe to

dosti kon karega, ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat

rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega?? > >

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Hawa koi

lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tum hi batao, kya

tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ? > > > >

Dabbay mein dabba...Dabbay mein Khargosh ! Larki ne

ankh mari larka behosh !!! > > > >

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath!

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke

sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon

ki usey kal shaamko dekha kisi aur ke sath > > > >

Ghunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewana Hua, Sangeet Ka

Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka

mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Ghunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se

Ravana Hua > > > >

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha

To Vaisa Laga Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa

Laga!!! > > > >

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum

Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par

Aake Kehte Ho Shadi shuda Ho To Kya Hua

Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin! > > > >

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se

sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka

furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe

zaroor batana hahahahaha . . . .

funny na . . . humm . . . . . !

be happy always..and keep smiling

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Assalamu Alaikum

Wuz up yall?

got nothing to write but check these websites outtttt they'll make u laugh so hard :)

www.jibjab.com

listen to that song "My Land" Starrig Bush and Kerry :P

www.ds-films.com

(click on Videos: and listen to "Peril of Prayers" it's soooo funny i HIGHLY recommend itttttttttt.)

love ya allz

Nazz

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thank u rannii g u don't have to chaeeyay bz i am already covering the roof :P

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Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,

jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,

jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,

jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ki mail...!!!

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,

Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,

Uski har baat hai nirali,

Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

You = cute

You = hot

You = sweet

You = intelligent

You = amazing

You = perfect

Me = liar.

U r 100% beautiful,

u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet ,

u r 100% nice,

and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.......

Jassi singh tells his gf,

"come home tomorrow, no one will b at home."

When she goes the next day to his home.......

There was NO ONE at home.

WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all

day."

HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new

one everyday."

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Sabar ka Karela Meetha hota Hai!

PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA

LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO

DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA

TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

BAZAHIR WO MERA KHAYAL KARTI HAI

JHOOT BOLTI HAI MAGAR KAMAL KARTI HAI

DIL HAI MERA LOSE ISAY NA KARNA USE

AGHAR HOGAYA FUSE TUMHAI PARANGAY SHOES

APPLE KAT'TA HO KNIFE SE

PANI PITA HO PIPE SE

KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi

JUTAI KHATA HO WIFE SE

HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO

AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY

WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI

MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI

TU SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA

NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA

TO KISI NE KSAM KHAI HAI

HUM WO MAJNOO HAI

JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

DUNIYA SE JO DARAY USAY KAHIL KHATE HAI

DUNIYA JIS SE DARAY USAY SHAIRE KHATE HAI

SHAIR CHARA SAMAJ KAR HAR GHADHA CHARNE LAGA

URDU ZABAN AATI NAHI SHAIRE KARNE LAGA

SHAMA RO RO KAY PARWANOO SE KHA RAHI HAI

MUJAI RUMAL LA DO MARI NAAK BHA RAHI HAI

HUM DIL KI THABHAI KA SAMAN NA KARANGAY

BUN JAINGAY DHULAY MAGAR HAAN NA KARANGAY

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Kitna Kamzoor ho gya hoon tumari judai se

Kitna Kamzoor ho gya hoon tumari judai se

ki khatmal utha Le jate hain mujhe charpai se...

Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye

Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga

Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga

Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,

Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,

Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,

Masti Kamastaana Hua,

Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

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KAL JUB MILEY TOU DIL MAIN HOOWA EK SOUND

AAJ MILEY TOU KEHTEY HAIN "YOUR FILE NOT FOUND" :D

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Ek Sher sunati hu bade dhyan se suno

Ek Sher sunati hu bade dhyan se suno

Mujhe Sher nahi aata jao kisi aur se suno

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Maine tujhe dekha,

handle badal badal kar

Tere baap ne mujhe peeta, :down:

sandle badal badal kar :banghead:

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai

Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai

Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat

Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

:D QASIM YEH SHAIR TO BOHAT HI OLD HO GIYA HAY :huh:

LAKIN CHALOO AP NAY TP PAHLI BAAR SUANIYA HAY :P

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