daineee 211 Posted April 4, 2012 Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai: . 1st Hour: Sorry 2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz, . 3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo, 4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan 5th Hour: Pleaz itna naraz mat ho 6th Hour: i am sorry i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki, 7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese, Sar pe he charha ja raha hai bharr mein ja, Boy: Sorry DEAR balnce nahi tha...>* . Girl: O0oh.. its 0k i love yOu jaaN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted April 6, 2012 relationships never die a natural death... they are always murdered..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted April 6, 2012 Kehty hain K Tajjub hai us Shakhs pr Jo Kisi Hakeem ya Doctr k kehny pr HaLaL(roti) chor deta hai, Magr ALLAH k kehny pr Haram nahi chorta...!¿! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted April 6, 2012 never try to maintain relations in ur life,,, try to maintain life in ur relations,,, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted April 7, 2012 Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life. … Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted April 7, 2012 i am amazed at a person... who feels proud of himself.... who by yesterday was a clot of blood... and tomorrow will be a dust particle,,, be humble always..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted April 7, 2012 Don’t cry over the past, it’s gone. Don’t stress about the future, it hasn’t arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful. .. ? ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted April 12, 2012 a great philosopher said: kbhi kbhi insaan ko aik insaan mae poori dunia mil jati hy oar kbhi poori dunia mae aik insan nhi milta Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted April 12, 2012 asal mein usi insaan mien sari dunya hotee hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted April 13, 2012 hard to do.... but being alone is better than being addicted to someone who can leave u any time.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted April 13, 2012 Wife : main jald marne wali ho Husband : main b jald marne wala ho Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted April 14, 2012 people might have complimented u by saying: "u look gud when there is a smile on ur face" but I prefer saying that: "smile looks gud when it's on ur face" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted April 14, 2012 U r 20% Fantastic, U r 20% Attractive, U r 20% Loveable, U r 20% Terific, U r 20% Understandable, Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted April 14, 2012 zindagi mae hr rishta masoom parinday ki trha hota hy.... zor sy pkro gy to mar jaega... agr laprwahi sy pkro gy to urrr jaega.... oar agr pyar sy pkryrkho gy to sari umer sath nibhaye ga... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted April 20, 2012 How to kill a girl? Ans: give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics… and “Lock her in a room without a mirror” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted April 20, 2012 never make a bit gap between the dear ones... bcz... u can never bear the pain,,,when the gap is filled by someone else,,,,, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted April 20, 2012 LOVE: increase ur heart value SMILE: increase ur face value PLEASURE: increase ur mind value FRIENDSHIP: increase ur life value…! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted April 24, 2012 my smile does'nt always means that i m happy.. smtime it means that i can manage.... and smtime it just means that... i m tired of crying,,,,,, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted April 24, 2012 Life is a game, play it; Life is a challenge, meet it; Life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noreen 59 Posted April 26, 2012 Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein… Dukandar : Memory Card Hy? Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya… … Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted April 27, 2012 A little lamp can do which the sun cannot do- it gives light at night…no one is superior by side, but only by size, but only by purpose and achievement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites