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Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai:

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1st Hour: Sorry

2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz,

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3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo,

4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan

5th Hour: Pleaz itna naraz mat ho

6th Hour: i am sorry i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki,

7th Hour: Dafa ho,

100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese,

Sar pe he charha ja raha hai bharr mein ja,

Boy: Sorry DEAR balnce nahi tha...>*

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Girl: O0oh..

its 0k i love yOu jaaN.

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Kehty hain K

Tajjub hai us Shakhs pr

Jo Kisi Hakeem ya Doctr k kehny pr

HaLaL(roti)

chor deta hai,

Magr

ALLAH k kehny pr

Haram nahi chorta...!¿!

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never try to maintain relations in ur life,,,

try to maintain life in ur relations,,,

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Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you

Wife:Thanks,but promise me

you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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i am amazed at a person...

who feels proud of himself....

who by yesterday was a clot of blood...

and tomorrow will be a dust particle,,,

be humble always.....

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Don’t cry over the past, it’s gone.

Don’t stress about the future, it

hasn’t arrived. Live in the present

and make it beautiful.

.. ? ?

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a great philosopher said:

kbhi kbhi insaan ko aik insaan mae poori dunia mil jati hy

oar

kbhi poori dunia mae aik insan nhi milta

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asal mein usi insaan mien sari dunya hotee hai biggrin.png

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hard to do....

but being alone is better

than

being addicted to someone who can leave u any time..

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Wife : main jald marne wali ho

Husband : main b jald marne wala ho

Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho

Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi

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people might have complimented u by saying:

"u look gud when there is a smile on ur face" biggrin.png

but I prefer saying that:

"smile looks gud when it's on ur face" happy.png

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U r 20% Fantastic,

U r 20% Attractive,

U r 20% Loveable,

U r 20% Terific,

U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

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zindagi mae hr rishta masoom parinday ki trha hota hy....

zor sy pkro gy to mar jaega...

agr laprwahi sy pkro gy to urrr jaega....

oar agr pyar sy pkryrkho gy to sari umer sath nibhaye ga... happy.png

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How to kill a girl?

Ans: give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics…

and

“Lock her in a room without a mirror”

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never make a bit gap between the dear ones...

bcz...

u can never bear the pain,,,when the gap is filled by someone else,,,,,

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LOVE: increase ur heart value

SMILE: increase ur face value

PLEASURE: increase ur mind value

FRIENDSHIP: increase ur life value…!

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my smile does'nt always means that i m happy..

smtime it means that i can manage....

and smtime it just means that...

i m tired of crying,,,,,,

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Life is a game,

play it;

Life is a challenge,

meet it;

Life is an opportunity,

capture it.

In life, the best revenge is living.

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Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

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A little lamp can do which the sun cannot do-

it gives light at night…no one is superior by side,

but only by size, but only by purpose and achievement.

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