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to settle an argument,,,

think of what is right,,,

not who is right,,,

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I’m Going To Spend Valentine’s Day With My ” eX

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:wacko: noreen ye sms hy... :P

life mae apny pyaroon ko apni kami zaroor mehsoos krwao..

lekin..

ye doori itni lambi na ker do k koi tmhary bghair jeena seekh le,,,

acha...yaad rkhna :laughing:

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Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai

Faraz..

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Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai

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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,

He went to eat it,

But

On the way he saw a keeri,

He left the Gurr & went with keeri.

MORAL:

*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

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Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

k har sms bhejne se pehle,,

Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…?

BHAi Pakka ?

Bhejna hy na

k

“Sending Fail ”

kar doon..

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Students K Dard University Kya Jane

Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane

Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me

Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

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tou b saada hy kbhi chaal badalta he nhi

hum b danista teri chaal mae aa jaty hen

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Tears are more truthful than smiles !!

Bcuz . .

U can smile in frnt of evry1,

But

u wl cry only in frnt of 1 who is special to

yew!!

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her pottha km sady ko a hahahaha

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Girl ask to molvi: can i kiss another man?

molvi: astagfirullah.

Girl: can i kiss a married man?

molvi: nauzubillah.

Girl: can i kiss u?

molvi: bismillaha.

Promise me v r true frindz.

I'm lamp u r light.

I'm coke u r sprite.

I'm saawan u r badal.

I'm normal u r pagal ..... ha ha ha

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sms_p.gifFUNNY SMS

Here you read friend's sms or funny sms

Birds love u....

Monkeys love u...

Hippos love u...

Girrafa love u...

Chimpanzees love u....

Plz return to zoo.

They all miss u!!!!! My eyes, c u.

My handz feel u.

My mind cal u.

My heart need u.

And i want to kiss u.

!Aisa meri ammi mujay roz kheti hain. Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hay.

Aap say larna adat ki baat hay.

Aap say door rehna qismat ki baat hay...

magar

magar

aaap ko bardashat karna!

Himmat ki baat hay..... Press down 7 times to become sweet........

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

Tusi bhi na?

Pehle hi inne .......... sweet ho ......

Phir bhi press kiye jaa rahe ho.....

Tum door sahe,

Majboor sahe,

Par yaad tumhari ati hay.

Tum sans wahan par letey ho or smell yahan tak ate hay.

Ab

Chota Close up

Sirf panch rupay main.

Brush ur teeth daily.

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info for mey vlgy potthy bndyan lai

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( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal

1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

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Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par

Aagaye Hain Badal,

Wah wah wah..

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par

Aagaye Hain Badal,

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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=

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Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hy

Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai

To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti

Jago Grahak Jago

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Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago

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No Need For Revenge...

Just Sit Back And Wait...

Those That Hurt You Will Eventually Screw Up All By Themselves...

And If You Are Lucky , God Will Let You Watch...!

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smiling for someone is sweet

but

to make someone smile is the best feeling,,,

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jo aala zarf hoty haen hmesha jhuk k milty haen

surakhi sir nagoon ho ker bhara kerti hy pemana

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If you fight with your loved ones...

Just put your Ego aside, hug each other and say...

I NEED YOU IDIOT ... atleast to fight with you

Edited by sho_shweet

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If you fight with your loved ones...

Just put your Ego aside, hug each other and say...

I NEED YOU IDIOT ... atleast to fight with you

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