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Girl 1 : Yar ya Larkay appas main kitni gandi batain kartay hain..

Girl 2 : Kitni Gandi ??

Girl 3 : Aray Jitni Hum Appas main kartay hain.. :|

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Girl 2 : Haye ALLAH kitny besharam hain ye :P

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Boy: I really like u.........

Girl: Meri chappel ka size pata hai na ?

Boy:Lo kar lao Baat,

friendship hoi nae....farmaaieshen shuru :D.. lol.gif

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Boy: I really like u.........

Girl: Meri chappel ka size pata hai na ?

Boy:Lo kar lao Baat,

friendship hoi nae....farmaaieshen shuru :D.. lol.gif

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Good one!!!

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Son: Papa Good News Hai.

Papa: Kya?

Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.

Father: Haan

Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.. lol1.giflol1.gif

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son to father:bacha zyada intelligent hota hay ya bap?

Father:bap

son:acha' pakiztan kis ny bnaya?

father:Quaid-e-Azam ne

son:unk bap nay qion nahi bnaya toomuch.gif

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Hahahahaha :roll: Nice sharing Rose Keep it up :yes:

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Girl: Papa 1 Larka bar bar ‘I Love U’ bolta ha,

kiya karun?

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Father: Beta us se shadi kr le,

Zindagi mein agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena :P

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wife:

ghr pe mehman aa rhy haen oar daal k siwa kch nhi hy,,,

husband:

jb wo aaen to kitchen mae 1 brtn girana ,,, mae poochun to kehna qorma gir gya... :mellow:

phr 2sra brtn girana oar kehna briyani gir gai...

to mae kahun ga chlo daal le aao,,, :victory:

mehmaan k aany k baad brtn girny ki awaaz aai,,,

husband: kya hua...??

wife: daal he gir gai,,,,,,,,,,,,, :wacko: ,

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joke of the day,,,,,

a boy said,,,, TRUST ME........

how funny :yahoo::clap:

v nice nd joke really

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boy: how do i play the guitar......?? :blush:

girl: u should be on TV 4 ur talent........ :angry:

boy: am i so good........?? :cool:

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if u were on TV........i can atleast switch it off........ :banghead: :banghead: .

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Wife : Dr. Sb mere shohar ko nend mein bolne ki bemari ha .. main unhen kia don?

Doctor : ap unhen jagte hoe bolne ka moka den hehe.gif

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Lol funny..

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Academic Boyfriend to his GF -

Kal 1 baat ne mujhe poori raat sone nhi diya ,

GF :blush: - What??

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BF - Akkar Bakkar bambay bol 80+90 pure 100

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170 hone chahiye naa!! ;) :P

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1 kanjoos dosray say:

Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.

Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:

1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?

Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.

Main nay kaha ja nahin deta :P

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A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.

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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”

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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively

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Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,

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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay

“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

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Pathan Amrud Bech Rha Tha..

1 Admi Aya Or Bola, Khan Saab Agr Amrud Me Keera Nikla To?

Pathan: To Saaf Baat Hai... Hum Kirey K Alag Pese Lega...lol1.gif

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Aik aadmi k ghar k samnay gadha mara paRa tha ... horse.gif

us nay municipal commitee waloN ko fone kiya "Mere ghar k samnay gadha mara paRa hay uThwa laiN" phone2.gif

javab mila .. "WahiN dafn kardo"

Wo aadmi kuch dair tak khamosh raha ... thinking.gif

phir jal kar bola ... angry.gif

"dafn to kara deta .. ... magar maiN nay socha ... ... pehle marhoom k khaandaan waloN ko to khabar kar dooN" :laughing:

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Boy to girl: Koi aisi baat kaho jis me dukh bhi ho aur khushi bhi...:)

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Girl: I Love You Bhai...:P

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A sweet line to a friend when we were blank at exams:

''Saale kitni sheet bharega? Mujhe bhi to bata''

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Aishwarya k baby ne susu kiya...

Abhishek saaf karne gaya...

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Itne main baby ne kaha...

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"Mujh par ek ehsaan karna

k mujh par koi ehsaan na karna" :p

Kuch Tau Garr Barr Hai.... lol

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MOm 2 children:

jo meri bat maany ga aur mery samny nh boly ga tu main usko aik gift dun gi

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chota bacha: Lo G phir tu saray Gift PaPa hi lay jaun gy.......lol

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