Emaad 56 Posted October 27, 2011 Girl 1 : Yar ya Larkay appas main kitni gandi batain kartay hain.. Girl 2 : Kitni Gandi ?? Girl 3 : Aray Jitni Hum Appas main kartay hain.. :| ... Girl 2 : Haye ALLAH kitny besharam hain ye :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 27, 2011 Boy: I really like u......... Girl: Meri chappel ka size pata hai na ? Boy:Lo kar lao Baat, friendship hoi nae....farmaaieshen shuru :D.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black_Rose 0 Posted October 28, 2011 Boy: I really like u......... Girl: Meri chappel ka size pata hai na ? Boy:Lo kar lao Baat, friendship hoi nae....farmaaieshen shuru :D.. Good one!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black_Rose 0 Posted October 28, 2011 Son: Papa Good News Hai. Papa: Kya? Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge. Father: Haan Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black_Rose 0 Posted October 28, 2011 son to father:bacha zyada intelligent hota hay ya bap? Father:bap son:acha' pakiztan kis ny bnaya? father:Quaid-e-Azam ne son:unk bap nay qion nahi bnaya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 28, 2011 Hahahahaha :roll: Nice sharing Rose Keep it up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 29, 2011 Girl: Papa 1 Larka bar bar ‘I Love U’ bolta ha, kiya karun? . ... ... . . . . Father: Beta us se shadi kr le, Zindagi mein agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted October 30, 2011 wife: ghr pe mehman aa rhy haen oar daal k siwa kch nhi hy,,, husband: jb wo aaen to kitchen mae 1 brtn girana ,,, mae poochun to kehna qorma gir gya... phr 2sra brtn girana oar kehna briyani gir gai... to mae kahun ga chlo daal le aao,,, mehmaan k aany k baad brtn girny ki awaaz aai,,, husband: kya hua...?? wife: daal he gir gai,,,,,,,,,,,,, , Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabah 97 Posted October 30, 2011 joke of the day,,,,, a boy said,,,, TRUST ME........ how funny v nice nd joke really Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted October 30, 2011 boy: how do i play the guitar......?? girl: u should be on TV 4 ur talent........ boy: am i so good........?? girls: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . if u were on TV........i can atleast switch it off........ :banghead: . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black_Rose 0 Posted November 2, 2011 Wife : Dr. Sb mere shohar ko nend mein bolne ki bemari ha .. main unhen kia don? Doctor : ap unhen jagte hoe bolne ka moka den Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted November 2, 2011 Lol funny.. ____________________ Academic Boyfriend to his GF - Kal 1 baat ne mujhe poori raat sone nhi diya , GF - What?? . ... . . BF - Akkar Bakkar bambay bol 80+90 pure 100 . . 170 hone chahiye naa!! ;) :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted November 2, 2011 1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga. Main nay kaha ja nahin deta :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted November 2, 2011 A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: “how did u feel?” . . . It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me” Moral: Take evrything positively Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted November 2, 2011 Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain, . . . Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay “Your Licence To Wear Black” ;-> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maano 22 Posted November 18, 2011 Pathan Amrud Bech Rha Tha.. 1 Admi Aya Or Bola, Khan Saab Agr Amrud Me Keera Nikla To? Pathan: To Saaf Baat Hai... Hum Kirey K Alag Pese Lega... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maano 22 Posted November 18, 2011 Aik aadmi k ghar k samnay gadha mara paRa tha ... us nay municipal commitee waloN ko fone kiya "Mere ghar k samnay gadha mara paRa hay uThwa laiN" javab mila .. "WahiN dafn kardo" Wo aadmi kuch dair tak khamosh raha ... phir jal kar bola ... "dafn to kara deta .. ... magar maiN nay socha ... ... pehle marhoom k khaandaan waloN ko to khabar kar dooN" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted November 18, 2011 Boy to girl: Koi aisi baat kaho jis me dukh bhi ho aur khushi bhi...:) . . ... . . . . . Girl: I Love You Bhai...:P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted November 18, 2011 A sweet line to a friend when we were blank at exams: ''Saale kitni sheet bharega? Mujhe bhi to bata'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted November 18, 2011 Aishwarya k baby ne susu kiya... Abhishek saaf karne gaya... . . Itne main baby ne kaha... ... . . . . "Mujh par ek ehsaan karna k mujh par koi ehsaan na karna" :p Kuch Tau Garr Barr Hai.... lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted November 18, 2011 MOm 2 children: jo meri bat maany ga aur mery samny nh boly ga tu main usko aik gift dun gi . . ... . . . . . . . chota bacha: Lo G phir tu saray Gift PaPa hi lay jaun gy.......lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites