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>> A SARDAR WENT HUNTING ONE DAY IN ONTARIO AND BAGGED THREE DUCKS.
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>> HE PUT THEM IN THE BACK OF HIS PICKUP TRUCK AND WAS ABOUT TO DRIVE HOME WHEN....
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>> HE WAS CONFRONTED BY A GAME WARDEN WHO DID NOT LIKE SARDARS.
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>> THE GAME WARDEN ORDERED THE SARDAR TO SHOW HIS HUNTING LICENSE AND THE SARDAR PULLED OUT A VALID ONTARIO HUNTING LICENSE. THE GAME WARDEN LOOKED AT THE LICENSE,
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>> THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED UP ONE OF THE DUCKS, SNIFFED ITS BUTT, AND SAID," THIS DUCK AIN'T FROM ONTARIO THIS IS A QUEBEC DUCK. YOU GOT A QUEBEC HUNTING LICENSE, BOY??"
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>> THE SARDAR REACHED INTO HIS WALLET AND PRODUCED A QUEBEC HUNTING LICENSE.
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>> THE GAME WARDEN LOOKED AT IT, THEN REACHED OVER AND GRABBED THE
>> SECOND DUCK, SNIFFED ITS BUTT AND SAID " THIS AIN'T NO QUEBEC DUCK.
>> THIS DUCK'S FROM MANITOBA . YOU GOT A MANITOBA LICENSE ??"
>> THE SARDAR REACHED INTO HIS WALLET AND PRODUCED A MANITOBA HUNTING LICENSE.
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>> THE WARDEN THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED UP THE THIRD DUCK,
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>> SNIFFED ITS BUTT, AND SAID " THIS AIN'T NO MANITOBA DUCK.
>> THIS HERE DUCK'S FROM NOVA SCOTIA .
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>> YOU GOT A NOVA SCOTIA HUNTING LICENSE??" AGAIN THE SARDAR REACHED INTO HIS WALLET
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>> KEEPING CALM AND PATIENCE AND BROUGHT OUT A NOVA SCOTIA LICENSE.
>> THE GAME WARDEN WAS EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED AT THIS POINT,
>> AND HE YELLED AT THE SARDAR
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>> "JUST WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM ??"
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>> THE SARDAR SMILED, TURNED AROUND, BENT OVER, DROPPED HIS PANTS SHOWING HIS BUTT AND SAID,
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>> " YOU TELL ME, YOU ARE THE EXPERT."

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