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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si, lambi si

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galiyoon se guzra karti thi

latak matak k chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan....

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Woh hamari gali me aaye...

Woh hamari gali me aaye...

Woh hamari gali me aaye...

Aur chillake bole.....

Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoon

tera bander jaisa hai moo

Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoon

teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per

Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar Per

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Don't laugh at all! :P

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Raiha>> thanx jee kay aap hansi nahi :rolleyes: per mene ronay ko bhi nahi kaha tha :rolleyes: Raiha jee hum aap say mazirat khuwa hain kay hum ye post kar kay bhool gaye they iss liye aap ka rona humhain aaj hi nazar aaya lakin chalain hum bhi aap saath daitay hain :weep::weep: wo kahtay hain na kay khushi :yippee: mein to her koi saath deta hay per :weep: koi saath nahi deta :down:

Achi-Bachi> arey aap to jaldi say hans parhein... abhi to mene koi joke bhi nahi sunaya hay... :firing:

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:hi: SALAM.

AP NE POST HE YAHA PER MUZAHIYA POETRY KI KEY HASNA TOU MUST THA NA.

TOU APKEU JOKE KAB HUMEY MILL RAHEY HAI .WELL GOOD EFFORT.INSHALALLAH I WILL ALSO POST HERE SOME FUNNY POETRY SOON.HOPEFULLY ALL THE CY MEME.. LIKE THAT POETRY.

:star:

ACHA TOU HUM CHALTEY HAIN.

:girl: SADIA.

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mujhay funny poetry say ziada achi

wo poetry achi lagi jo k app k signatures main ha

:D

Coolyar Lover

:flower:

Sawaira

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duniya main 7 cheezen famous hain... bolay tu 7 wonders

1)APUN

2)APUN KA STYLE

3)APUN KA FACE

4)APUN KA SMILE

5)APUN KA VOICE

6)APUN KI BAATEIN

7) TUM......APUN KA DOST

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Achi-Bachi> yes we are waiting for funny poetry!

Sawaira>> :star: siso aap bhi meri tarah abhi the Newbie hi hain na :laugh: aap ki Member ID 519 hay Meri 2235 lakin mere buranay nick "cooLboy" ki ID 485 hay per uss ka password hi recover nahi ho raha :( khair mene Adminz say request to ki hay kay mein ussi nick say aaya karoon ga agar wo nick mujhe wapis mil jaye...

Jadoo>> haan per ApUN ko bhI duniya main 7 cheezen PaSanD HaiN...

1) Sad People

2) Weeping People

3) Crying People

4) Hiding People

5) Selfish People

6) Lier People

7) Unknown People

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Coolboy> mmmmm koi bat nahi thunday bhai.... hum kitnay old or gold hain ye tu humain pata ha na....

acha tu regarding funny poetry......

i wanna write to make u laugh.....

apun bola hum bhi seven points likhay ga,,,,

wo bola sabhi yehi ker rehay hain bhai....

apun jab bhi sachi bolta ha.....

sab ko hunsi kyuon ata ha reyyyyy......

hehehe

kissi ko hunsi nahi aye tuuuuu :firing:

Sawaira

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Sawaira>> :weep::crying::weep: mujhey to hansi nahi aayee coz mene likha hay kay Don't laugh at all! :yippee:

Sawaira>> haan wo to mujhe bhi pata hay kay who is gold :P

red_rose> B ) Nice :o ye v=very nice hota hay Oh! acha aap nay B=Bad Nice likha hay phir theek hay :D

:hello:

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dil too karta hai k tairay ghar aayoo

tairay ghar aayoo

tairay ghar aayoo

tairay ghar aayoo

tairay ghar aayoo

orr aa k

bell bajja k bhag jayoo

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bell bajja k bhag jayoo :laugh:

Saamia>> :laugh: yeh kaam to hum nay (me & my friends) nay bohat kia aur sara muhla hum say tang tha... :rolleyes:

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Asalaam o Alaikum & Adaab Arz Hay! :hi:

This has to be read in Deccani

Explanations of a few words:

Katay = slang used for the Word "said".

Naidu = Chandra Babu Naidu – AP former Chief Minister

Pailwani = Pahelwani = Bhaigiri = Dadagiri

Chammak challow = Lover

wastay = For the sake of

nazam = Kavita

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Deccani Shaeri Katay ... you'll like it !!!

Dekho kaisa aaya hai hitech zamana katay!

khana peena nai-to-nai, computer aana katay!!

Metric padhliye to bus dubai ku jaana katay!

Riyal, Dirham nahin to Dollar bhot bhot kamana katay!!

Maa ka Zewar baap ka pension bhi bechnaa katay!

idhar-udhar say kuch bhi karkay amrika ku jaana katay!!

Metric padhliye to bus doctorni say shaadi karna katay!

green card ke waastay khaali peeli ko bhi jhelnaa katay!!

surat shakal nai-to-nai magar!

ADIDAS, ARMANI, Rado pehenkay chakkar chalana katay!!

Kamaaow, nakkow-kamaaow shaadi karay tow bus!

Ghar kaisa bi chalaana katay!!

kabhi gazal, khabi nazam, kabhi shair, kahbi kahani, bolna katay!

Chammak challow ku Taj mahal nai-to-nai ek villa to honaich katay!!

Pahelwani say jee bhar gaya tow Khaadi pehenke neta Banna katay!

logaan marey to marey magar, Naidu ku-ich vote dena katay!!

Bhagwaan ku Allah ku bhool ke Mandir-majjid ke wastay ladna katay!

Ladkar koyi marey tow marey katay, apna raj hai tow kushal mangal katay!

Khoon kisi ka bahey tow bahay katay, apna cold drink hai tow cool katay!

Roz roz namazaa'n nai tow nai, Jumma ku Jumma majjid jaana katay!!

aiyyo, ayyio… maathi milay, tu kya bola woh samajh tay nai katay!

Cyber Tiger abhi good bye bol, koi suntay nai Unkoo sob kuch maloom katay!!

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cooLboY

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ye tu meray ko samjh hi nahi aya...... :D

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Sawaira> yeh kia siso... Aap ko samjh mein nahi aaya... iss ko samjhnay kay liye aik cheez ki zaroorat hoti hay....... :laugh: kahi aap bhi :no:

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:star: wo chees hi tu meray pass nahi ha na bhai :wub:

app market jao gay tu aik mujhay la dena :cook:

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Bheja beja nahi jata, jo bheja bechay us ka bheja nahi hota... :D market mein milta to kitna logoon ka bhala ho jata :P

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bhai ab appko pata chula ho ga main appka itna bhaja kyuon khati hon

:P

:wub::rolleyes:

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Sawaira> bheja khanay say bheja kam nahi hota, bheja na khanay say bheja kam hota hay, jab kisi ka bheja khayein gi to bheje mein kuch bethey ga na! ;)

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mairay sir ki kasam khanay lagay hain

yaqeenan jhoot farmanay lagay hain

edhar batwaa hai khali sir ki tarhaa

udhar woh naaz farmanay aagaye hain.

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woh aakhir apnay ghar ka hogaya na

kalaijaa sub ka thanda hogaya na. <_<

hamaraa haal patlaa hay too kia gham

teraa maslaa too poraa hogaya na. :rolleyes:

kanakhiyoo say taktaa thaa us ko

too akhirkar bhaingaa hogaya na. :blink:

kaha tha dosti itnoo say mat rakh

tairee shadi pay phadda hogaya na. :firing:

hamaray saath bhi FARHAD cha cha

wohi gurbur ghutalaa hogaya na. :down:

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O.K its not sooooooooo funny so don't :laugh: this time :P

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mairay sir ki kasam khanay lagay hain

yaqeenan jhoot farmanay lagay hain

edhar batwaa hai khali sir ki tarhaa

udhar woh naaz farmanay aagaye hain.

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woh aakhir apnay ghar ka hogaya na

kalaijaa sub ka thanda hogaya  na.  <_<

hamaraa haal patlaa hay too kia gham

teraa maslaa too poraa hogaya na.  :rolleyes:

kanakhiyoo say taktaa thaa us ko

too akhirkar bhaingaa hogaya na.  :blink:

kaha tha dosti itnoo say mat rakh

tairee shadi pay phadda hogaya na.  :firing:

hamaray saath bhi FARHAD cha cha

wohi gurbur ghutalaa hogaya na.  :down:

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O.K its not sooooooooo funny so don't :laugh: this time :P

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

ye wali achi thi

......

khas tor say ye line

hamaraa haal patlaa hay too kia gham

teraa maslaa too poraa hogaya na. :D

per ye line mujhay funny nahi lagi

woh aakhir apnay ghar ka hogaya na

kalaijaa sub ka thanda hogaya na. :(

ye bhi achi thi

kanakhiyoo say taktaa thaa us ko

too akhirkar bhaingaa hogaya na. :D

:yippee:

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Dhokha mila jab pyar mein,

zindagi mein udasi chhaa gayi.

Socha tha chhod denge is raah ko

Par aaj muhalle mein dusri aa gayi...

Chand pe kali ghata chhati toh hogi,

sitaaron ko muskurahat aati toh hogi,

tum lakh chupao duniy se ,

magar akele main tumhin

apni shakal pe hassi aati toh hogi!!!

sharaab bani toh mekhane baney

husn bana toh deewane bane

kuch toh baat hai aap main yun hii

toh nahi pagal khane bane!!

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