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Sardar Ji Smuggling

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A Sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and asks, 'What's in the bags?' Sand,' answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

Iqbal's guards take the bags and rips them apart; empty them out and find nothing in them but sand.

He detains Sardarji overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the Sardarji, puts the sand into new bags, heaves them on to Sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got? 'Sand,' says the Sardarji. Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardarji, and he crosses the border on his bike.

This sequence of events is repeated every week for three years. Finally, Sardarji, doesn't show up, and one day the guard meets him in a 'dhaba' in Islamabad.

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what were you smuggling?'

The Sardarji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'...

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heheehehehe

:D

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wow! An UnUsual Smart Sardar! :D

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