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Kashif Khan

Husband,wife And Computerssss............:)

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Husband (returning late from work)

Husband: "Hi dear. I'm logged in"

Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or file name

wife: But I told you in the morning ?

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel?

Wife: What about my new TV ?

Husband: Variable not found

Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping

Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you

Husband: Data type mismatch

Wife: You are useless

Husband: By default

Wife: What about your salary ?

Husband: File in use. Try after some time

Wife: Who was in the car this morning ?

Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot

Wife: Are you going to have some snacks ?

Husband: File system full

Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist ?

Husband: only user with WRITE permission

Wife: What is my value in this family ?

Husband: Unknown virus

Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you'r being just funny ?

Husband: Too many parameters !

Wife: I will go to my dad's house.

Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be


Wife: I'll leave you forever

Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another user

Wife: It's worthless talking to you

Husband: Shutdown the computer

Wife: I'm going

Husband: It's now safe to turn off your computerI

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mere mom is hi laiye hamary pc ho apni suntan boolati hain :P

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:D :yes::goodpost:

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

very funny kashif

laiken mai boht miss karoo gi PC ko bhee or aap sab ki posts ko bhee


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