chinky 31 Posted April 1, 2008 NICE JOKE THA KIA YA RAMZOO Sardar ji's Mom's Letter I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roshni 1 Posted April 1, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 1, 2008 sOn: ABBA IDHAR AA!" MoM beta aasy nhi bulaty daddy ko izzat sy bulaty hain sON: ABBA IZZAT K SAATH IDHER AJA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roshni 1 Posted April 2, 2008 hahahahahahaha lolzzzzzzzzzzz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted April 2, 2008 hhhhhhhhhhhhh nice one kukarr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paree 0 Posted April 2, 2008 AREY KUCH DAIR PEHLE TO THEEK THE SUB YE US K BAAD U SUB KO KIA HUWA AISEE SHAKAL KEOUN BAN GAYEE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted April 3, 2008 (edited) Welcome to Pakistan We have recent courses MBBS Master in bomb blasting Strategies CA Career in alqaeda MSC Master sucide course IT Institute of Terrorism MBA Member of blasting agency What do u want to do..? Edited April 3, 2008 by chinky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 3, 2008 aaJ kAl pAkistAN K HAlAat kI wjAH sy PAKISTAN ZINDAbad sy naara changee hoogya hai new naara haiiiii PAKISTAN SY ZINDAA BHAAG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted April 4, 2008 KUKAR U TOO BAGHA HEE JIOO TOO ACHA HAY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 4, 2008 nhi gee hm apni contry mAi sy bhaagty hain bhul gay kaisy bhaagya tha u ko 1971 mai @ chinkY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 7, 2008 AIK famIlY shoolY fiLm dekh K Aai pAtii ghAr main romentic andaax main wife kO BOOLa Naach basanti nAaCh child advice 2 mOm .. mAmA iS dOogI K sAaMNy MaT NAaCHna Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 9, 2008 fader :beti tum mjhy pehly papa khti thin ab dad khna start krdia koi wjaha ? beti: common dad pApA Khny sy lipstick kharaab hoojati thi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 9, 2008 HOW WOMEN CALLS THeir husband in frst 6 years year 1 jaanu year 2 o,g year 3 sunty hOo year 4 o bunty k papa year 5 kahan maar gaye year 6 tum aaty hoo k mai awo ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 9, 2008 specially 4 u(..................) apny husan par itna guroor naa kar sub 2 din ki mastI hAi u kA hUsn b jab tk HAi jab tk fair n lovely sasti HAi..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 9, 2008 teacher bachoo bataoo pakistan ny jo atom bomb india pe pheeka tah aur india ny ussy pencil bana dia uska naam kya hAI ? studentss Adnan sami Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roshni 1 Posted April 10, 2008 hahahahahahahah....very funnnnnnyyyyyyyyy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 11, 2008 a boy told his frend : yaar ek larki mjh ko hans k dekh rhi hAI FREND replied: sai sy dekh hans k dekh rhi hai ya dekh kar hass rhi hAI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paree 0 Posted April 12, 2008 BijLi Gai PanI AaYA SADDAr parVEEx musharaaf nY DhOoL bAjAyA BEnAZeEr nY gAaNa GaYA aUR sURMaYA lAGaYA kE NAwAAz ShareeF Ny fARmAya AAshIq bAnaYA AshIq BANAYa Aap nY YE HE KIA????? OOPER SE GUZZAR GAYEA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 12, 2008 uff kch nHi RhnY he dOo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites