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NICE JOKE THA KIA YA RAMZOO

Sardar ji's Mom's Letter

I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

:tongue:

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sOn: ABBA IDHAR AA!"

MoM beta aasy nhi bulaty daddy ko izzat sy bulaty hain

sON: ABBA IZZAT K SAATH IDHER AJA

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hhhhhhhhhhhhh nice one kukarr

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:biggrin:

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AREY KUCH DAIR PEHLE TO THEEK THE SUB

YE US K BAAD U SUB KO KIA HUWA

AISEE SHAKAL KEOUN BAN GAYEE! :ohmy:

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Welcome to Pakistan

We have recent courses

MBBS

Master in bomb blasting

Strategies

CA

Career in alqaeda

MSC

Master sucide course

IT

Institute of Terrorism

MBA

Member of blasting agency

What do u want to do..? :laughing::tongue:

Edited by chinky

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aaJ kAl pAkistAN K HAlAat kI wjAH sy PAKISTAN ZINDAbad sy naara changee hoogya hai new naara haiiiii

PAKISTAN SY ZINDAA BHAAG

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KUKAR U TOO BAGHA HEE JIOO TOO ACHA HAY

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nhi gee hm apni contry mAi sy bhaagty hain bhul gay kaisy bhaagya tha u ko 1971 mai @ chinkY

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AIK famIlY shoolY fiLm dekh K Aai

pAtii ghAr main romentic andaax main wife kO BOOLa

Naach basanti nAaCh

child advice 2 mOm ..

mAmA iS dOogI K sAaMNy MaT NAaCHna

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kukar hasna tha?

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fader :beti tum mjhy pehly papa khti thin ab dad khna start krdia koi wjaha ?

beti: common dad pApA Khny sy lipstick kharaab hoojati thi

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HOW WOMEN CALLS THeir husband in frst 6 years

year 1 jaanu

year 2 o,g

year 3 sunty hOo

year 4 o bunty k papa

year 5 kahan maar gaye

year 6 tum aaty hoo k mai awo ?

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specially 4 u(..................) :tongue:

apny husan par itna guroor naa kar

sub 2 din ki mastI hAi

u kA hUsn b jab tk HAi

jab tk fair n lovely sasti HAi.....

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teacher bachoo bataoo pakistan ny jo atom bomb india pe pheeka tah aur india ny ussy pencil bana dia uska naam kya hAI ?

studentss

Adnan sami

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hahahahahahahah....very funnnnnnyyyyyyyyy

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a boy told his frend : yaar ek larki mjh ko hans k dekh rhi hAI

FREND replied: sai sy dekh hans k dekh rhi hai ya dekh kar hass rhi hAI

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BijLi Gai PanI AaYA SADDAr

parVEEx musharaaf nY DhOoL bAjAyA

BEnAZeEr nY gAaNa GaYA aUR

sURMaYA lAGaYA kE

NAwAAz ShareeF Ny fARmAya

AAshIq bAnaYA AshIq BANAYa Aap nY

YE HE KIA????? :banghead:

OOPER SE GUZZAR GAYEA :innocent:

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uff kch nHi RhnY he dOo

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