Ramz 8 Posted April 12, 2008 kahah thaa naah k coins rkh loo pocket main Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nice Friend 1 Posted April 23, 2008 A sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he's made 20 trips to the bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to the last compartment and tells the TC (Ticket Checker) what's been going on. The TC, which also happens to be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the resident bhaiwaal out. Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the sardar "I'm sorry, I can't do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 23, 2008 usko dekhta tha to hansti thi baloo ko lehrati thi kch soach kr sharmaati thi phr soach kr muskuraati thi aaj pata chala k nafsiyaati thi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 23, 2008 man 2 sardar rooty q ho ? sardar 1 truck sy mera accident baal baal bach gya man : tou roo q rhy hoo sardar :truck k peechy likha tha "phr millengay" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nice Friend 1 Posted April 24, 2008 yeh joke tha??? hansna kahan tha kukar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paree 0 Posted April 24, 2008 KUKER KO DAIKH KER....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted April 26, 2008 (edited) Edited April 26, 2008 by chinky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 28, 2008 During a war sardar's assistant replied assit: "Sir, we are surrounded by enemies...." Sardar: "Good so we can shoot in any direction..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 28, 2008 Police-tumhe kal subah 5 baje pandsi de jayegi........ santa- HA HA HA Ha HA............. Police- kyon hans rahe ho? Santa-mein to subah 8 baje se pehle uthta hi nahi hu............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 28, 2008 Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 28, 2008 Sardar purposing a girl:darling kya tum mjhe se shadii karo gi? girl:tameez se baat karo. Sardar:behan jee,kya aap mjhe se shaadi karain gi? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 28, 2008 Once a Sardar traveling in PIA. Air hostess came and asked to Sardar apko PIA ka mahool kaisa laga? Sardar reply bilkul ghar jaisa. Ghar pe bhi mujhe koi mun nahi lagata. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 28, 2008 when sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk. The cockroach began moving slowly. He continued thiz until all legz were cut out. Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference: "If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 28, 2008 Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted April 28, 2008 2sardar jungle me,Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.2nd wahen khara rha 1st:abhey bhag 2nd: me q bhagon,mitti tone dali hai.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nice Friend 1 Posted April 28, 2008 Once a Sardar traveling in PIA.Air hostess came and asked to Sardar apko PIA ka mahool kaisa laga? Sardar reply bilkul ghar jaisa. Ghar pe bhi mujhe koi mun nahi lagata. Police-tumhe kal subah 5 baje pandsi de jayegi........santa- HA HA HA Ha HA............. Police- kyon hans rahe ho? Santa-mein to subah 8 baje se pehle uthta hi nahi hu............ Chinky... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted May 3, 2008 sardar to his son : beta tu insan ka ni shair ka bacha hai son: han papa mjhy school mai miss b yehe kehti hain k tum ksi insan k nih janwaar k bachyy he hoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted May 3, 2008 lady dr : tum roox 9 sy 11 bahar khary hoo k q dejhty hoo aadmi: aap he ny bahar likha hai orrto ko dekhny ka tyme 9-11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nice Friend 1 Posted May 13, 2008 A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nice Friend 1 Posted May 14, 2008 A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
