chinky 31 Posted May 21, 2008 (edited) Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata> Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai. Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai. Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do Edited May 21, 2008 by chinky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted June 3, 2008 GEELE BAAL Do dost batein ker rahe the,un main se aik ne kaha k main ne kal 3 aadmiyon ko samunder main chalng lagate dekha,lekin jab wo baher aaye tou un main se sirf aik k hi baal geele the.. doosre ne poocha yeh kesey ho sakta hai baqi dono k baal geele q nahi hue? pehle ne kaha,,q k wo dono ganjay the... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted June 3, 2008 Larka : chalte chalte yunhin ruk jata hon main bethe bethe kahin kho jata hon main Kia yahi pyar hai? Larki : yeh kamzoori hai aur kuch nahin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted July 23, 2008 (edited) wife came wid a goat.. husband: is bhains ko ghar q la i ho ? wife dikhta nhi yh bakri hey.. husband : main bakrii sy puch rha hun Edited July 23, 2008 by ramz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted July 25, 2008 titanic k saath memon b doob rha tHA OR HANS b rha tha police: oyee hans q rahay ho ? memon : shukar hey maine return ticket nhi lyA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted July 26, 2008 (edited) boy at bus stop 2 girl dil jigar nazar kya hy me to teray liay jaan b dedon.. Girl: Wo to deni hi paaregi q k mera bhai mqm ka unit incharge HAY Edited July 26, 2008 by chinky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted August 19, 2008 Aik bacha apnay abbu se kehta hai ke abbu mujhe motor cycle dila dien abbu kehtay hain beta allah ne paoon kis liye diye hain beta kehta hai aik break laganay ke liye doosra gear laganay ke liye Umer on cycle hit lady accidentally, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya? >Umer replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....." Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. > I am Sardar and this is sardarney, > this is my kid and this is my kidney. Teacher to Sardar: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice. . . . . . . . Sardar : If Lara Dutta Marries Brian Lara, She will become Lara Lara, Bolo Tararara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted September 19, 2008 aik angreez urdu seekhny pakistan aaya ... jab wo wapiss apny mulk gya to loogo ny pucha kya seekha ? Angraiz replid . > . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BijLi aagai BijLi chali gAI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted September 22, 2008 Innocent cHilD Teacher : agr koi apni wife ko qatal kary to to qatil kya kehlaay ga ? little Student: Asif zardari Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted September 22, 2008 Innocent cHilDTeacher : agr koi apni wife ko qatal kary to to qatil kya kehlaay ga ? little Student: Asif zardari RAMZ..GHALAT BAT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted September 22, 2008 Gadhay 0r Pathan ky bachay mein kia common hota hy? Answer: - Dono baray ho kr transport ka kaam kartay han. Pathan: Oye Mare Shampoo Ky sath Wala Free Gift Do Shopkeeper! G Iske sath Koi Gift Ni Hy PATHAN: Shampu Pe Likha He DANDRUFF FREE.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted September 22, 2008 Ek bar 300 pathans Ship main travel kar rahe the Lakin sare k sare mar gae Kaise????????????? Nothing serious Ship samandar k beech main kharab huwa.... Tu sab dhaka dene neeche utar gae. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted September 23, 2008 Pathan Ki Hue Shaadi Jis Se Hue Shaadi Woh Thi Itni Saadi.. Ghonghat Main Sharma Ke Boli: "Bhaiya Yeh Kiya Horaha Hai..?" Pathan Ne Kaha: "Chup Raho Baji Hamara Tumhara Nikah Horaha Hai.." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted September 23, 2008 (edited) sardar joined army & was given a gun sardar:Sir,iski nali apni taraf rakhon k dushman ki taraf? Major:Kisi b taraf rakh le bewakuf,faida india ka hi hoga Edited September 23, 2008 by ramz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted September 23, 2008 sardar kay sub jokees ko pathanoo main convert kar daye ..kukarr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted September 24, 2008 sardar kay sub jokees ko pathanoo main convert kar daye ..kukarr heheh u ko q jalan hoing ......... U saaf saaf khdo k sardaroo k jokes mjh pe q cOnverT krdiyH :d Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted September 24, 2008 heheh u ko q jalan hoing ......... U saaf saaf khdo k sardaroo k jokes mjh pe q cOnverT krdiyH :d BAZ AYA JIOO OKZZ.............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted September 24, 2008 miyaa beewi ko milwaa dayna bht sawaab ka kaam hy ............ App b is mubaraakh mahiny mai dil sy dua kry K. yA ALLAH TALA JALD sy jAld Asif zardaari ko benaxeer sy milla dAY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted September 25, 2008 miyaa beewi ko milwaa dayna bht sawaab ka kaam hy ............ App b is mubaraakh mahiny mai dil sy dua kry K. yA ALLAH TALA JALD sy jAld Asif zardaari ko benaxeer sy milla dAY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
