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miyaa beewi ko milwaa dayna bht sawaab ka kaam hy ............:smile:

App b is mubaraakh mahiny mai dil sy dua kry K.

yA ALLAH TALA

JALD sy jAld Asif zardaari ko benaxeer sy milla dAY

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miyaa beewi ko milwaa dayna bht sawaab ka kaam hy ............:smile:

App b is mubaraakh mahiny mai dil sy dua kry K.

yA ALLAH TALA

JALD sy jAld Asif zardaari ko benaxeer sy milla dAY

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uff is pa hasna tha kia...aur itni dafa post kar di hay :wacko:

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SALLAM

HANG ON EVERY BODYYYYYYY

ITS MY TURN NOW TO SHARE A JOKE AND CHINKY I BET YOU ... YOU WILL LAUGH ON IT

SO HERE IT IS....

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A Quality Engineer married an average girl...

After 2 years of tough life with her, finally Engineer got angry and sent a note to father-in-law stating that

"YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS" .

The smart father-in-law replies,"WARRANTY EXPIRED. MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"

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:clap: Salam everyone realy nice jokes good work :clap: Edited by Aamna14

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mout k bad ab benazeer Likhti hain..

A 4 apple

B 4 bANAna

Bilawal k abu xara jaldi upper ana

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LOLZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........................kukar :yes:

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true misbehave iz 2 arrive home late @ Nyt

cigrate in hand , Mom waiting 4 u wth a jharoo in her hand & u asked

"hey mOm abi tk safaai kar rahi ho ? "

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Husband: 'Main tang aagaya hoon, tum hamesha mera ghar, meri car, mera mera hi karti rehti ho. Kabhi "hamara" bhi kaha karo.

Ab almari mein kya dhoond rahi ho?'

Wife: 'Hamara dopatta.'

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singh ko sara din busy rkhny ka tariqa kya hey ???????/

ans: usko aik gool room main leja kr nolo koony mai jaa k bheetoo

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ek murgha murghi k peechy bhaag rha tha k train accident se murghi mar gae tou murgha UDAAS HOO K boolaa

MARHOOMA BHT NAIK THI JAAN DE DI MAGAR AIK PAPPI NA DEE

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1 CHEENI HOSPITAL ME THA

1 PAKI DOST USKO DEKHNY GYA CHEENE NY DARD SY KAHA ,

"chong ching mOU CHU CHA"

or mr gya,

paki ko in words ka mean nhi pta tha, wo uska matlb puchny aik cheeni k pass gya usny mtlb btaya k

"DOOGI OXYGEN K PIPE SY PAIR HATA"

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A long nosed man married a long nosed woman.

They had a baby,

Nurse said: "mubarak ho, aap k yahaan naak paida huwi hai aur sath mein thorra sa kaka b laga huwa hai."

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nycccc :D:D

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WAT V'll b de biggest pressure on de paki cricket team captain if thy need 1 run to win , have 5 overs lft and 10 wickets in hand ?

socho..........

ANS: agr jet gay to english boolna pry ge

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1 sweeper gutter mai jhuk kr kachra nikaal rha tha ...!!

1 pathan wahan sy guxrte huy rukh kr boola.........

yArA 2 rooti hamari b lagana denA

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:rolleyes: NICEE...RAMZ & AMNA...KEEP SHARINGGG

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