noreen 59 Posted June 23, 2013 Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina ! Shopkeeper: Kaalay bulb ka kia karna hai? . Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai........ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noreen 59 Posted June 23, 2013 Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay . Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo . After Case Qatil: Kya howa? Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted June 25, 2013 Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.. . Q.:"In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died.. ?? . . Ans:"In his Last Battle.. . Q.:"Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?? . . Ans:"At the Bottom of the Page.. . Q.3:"What is the Main Reasonfor Divorce ?? . . Ans:"Marriage.. . Q.- When was Quaid e Azam Born ?? . . Ans:"On His Birthday.. . Q.:"How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?? . . Ans:"By Preparing Mango Shake.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted June 25, 2013 Aik sucide attacker zoo main ghus gya or bola : Sab k paas 5 minutes hain jaan bachani hai to bhaag jao sab.. . . . . Kachwa: Salay haramkhor saaf saaf bol na main hi target hoon .. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted May 4, 2014 ایک خان صاحب ایک انگریز کے پاس انگریزی سیکھنے گئے.. ۲ ماہ بعد واپس آئے..انگریزی نہ سیکھ سکے.. انگریز کی کال آگئی خان صاحب: کون؟ انگریز: لالا ہم جیکسن بولتی ہے.. پلیز ہمارے کو نسوار بھیج دو ورنہ ہم مر جائیگی Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cooLboY 1 Posted June 1, 2016 Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" AnonymousLike4754310371Social Media A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cooLboY 1 Posted June 2, 2016 My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cooLboY 1 Posted June 2, 2016 Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites