ibtisaam 0 Posted January 8, 2006 (edited) Cool Definitions :Father: A banker provided by nature. :Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. A curve that can set a lot of things straight. :Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound. :Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage. :College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. :Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife. :Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. :Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. :Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. :Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's. :Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due. :Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. :Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. :Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. :Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead. :Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. :Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY :Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. :Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us .... except that he got caught. :Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after. :Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills Edited January 8, 2006 by ibtisaam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raiha 0 Posted January 9, 2006 hehehehe aWwW niceEE !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laiba Khan 0 Posted January 9, 2006 intresting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted January 13, 2006 salam... shukriya... raihaji...&....laiba ji... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
