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lollzzz Ariba thankss .. actually jou accha lagay os ki aik aik ada pai nazar rakhna perti hai na :D jee yeh tou hai .. Bakkra bol raha ho tou neend nahi atti ..n Ariba aap bakra qualities main sai price nikal dein plzz ... mujay already price mention kernay pai dant peri hai ... aap ko be na per jay : )

walikumsalam... Ariba buht hi CooOol topic :flower: ... actually i love goats and i always like them alot,who have showing interest in goats :) Our preparations Haan gi tou kiya app ne Qurabani k janwar khareed liya hai? yes jee hum nai 4 bakray lay liyee hain ...and m relly happy wid them :D Us ki kiya qualities hain?Like colour,weight,hight n price.lolz Color : one is jet black , one is white & Black .. one is off-white (light brown), one is totally white but its nose & ears r black:) weight & height: don't know actuall ... i am 5'6 and they r half of mine in height i guess :P Qualities: aahah My bakray r well mannered ..well how , i tell u ... they r soft spoken coz wo bhaa bhaaa nahi kertay bas just in low voice maaain maiaan :D they seem very friendly coz whenever our neighbor's goat call them,they give them loudly response :D more i guess they likePTV/ATV alot coz living room ka darwaza jab be kholta hai wo ander annay k liyee baichain ho jatay hain :D Agar app ne khud purchase kiya hai tou kiya daikh kar khareeda. nahi main sath nahi thee .. Sunny ( my younger bro) and Baba gai thay .. sunny also love them that's why he is very choosy in bakkra selection :) Ariba nice topic .. i really enjoy it :)

**My friend called me up one night and asked me to help him with a problem he was having sending email. Friend: "I can't send any email to you." Me: "So what's the problem? Are you getting any error messages?" Friend: "No, but everytime I try to go to your email it asks me for your password, and you never gave it to me!" It turned out he was trying to get into my Hotmail account to send me an email. :D **The following letter was received, through email, mind you, to a friend of mine: Apparently I have read-only access with the email, but my boss would like me to be able to send messages as well. Is there any way this can be established with my account? :D **Customer: "I get this error when I check my mail. It says, 'There are no new messages.'" :D **A few years back I was working at the helpdesk for an Internet provider where people could get a cheap email account. Customer: "Hi, I want to change my email address." Tech Support: "Of course, sir, may I ask why?" Customer: "I think it's too long." Tech Support: "Can you tell me what your email address is now?" Customer: "firstnamelastnamestreetadresszipcodeandphonenumber@hotmail.com" **Customer: "I tried sending email to 7969544 but the emailer wouldn't let me." Tech Support: "Um, that's a telephone number." **I had a user say that the email messages she was trying to send would come back undeliverable. I went to her machine to take a look. The two messages in her out basket had valid email addresses in the To: line, but the text of her message was stored in the Cc: and Bcc: lines. This user had been using the same computer and the same email program for over a year. :hehehe: :D **Friend: "Did you get the email I sent about my sound card?" Me: "Nope, haven't seen it yet. When did you send it?" Friend: "Sent it this morning, you should have it by now." Me: "Let me check again. Hmmm. Nothing." Friend: "Oh, duh! It's President's Day. It probably won't get delivered today." Me: (stifling laughter) "Oh yeah, that must be it. Just to be sure I get it, send it again to my other address." :D **Student: "I can't find the place to type in the URT." Teacher: "The what?" Student: "You know the URT -- the thing that starts with 'www'?" Teacher: "Oh, URL." Student: "Whatever. Where do I type it?" Teacher: "On the blank line at the top." Student: "Where?" Teacher: "At the top!" Student: "I see no line." Teacher: "Is Netscape open?" Student: "Does it have to be?" ****One evening around midnight, I decided to book a flight for the weekend using NorthWest Airlines Cybersaver deals. On their site, they provide a link to National Car Rental. The URL was http://www.nationalcar.com/cgi-bin/cyber1_res.pl. Upon completing the form for a car reservation, I received a message saying, "Your request has been sent." I never received a confirmation. After trying three more times, I called tech support. Me: "I tried reserving a car on your web site, but I do not get a response." Tech Support: "Let me get your reservation number, and I can look it up." Me: "I didn't get one." Tech Support: "Well, let's go to the web site and check it out. Go to www.nationalcar.com." Me: "Actually, I'm on a promotional part of your web site for NorthWest Airlines." Tech Support: "That's not our web site. Our web site is at www.nationalcar.com." Me: "That's where I am at." Tech Support: "No, it is not." Me: "Yes, I am at www.nationalcar.com/cgi-bi--" Tech Support: "Sir, anything after the slash is not our web site. You are on someone else's web site." Me: "Uh...no, that is your URL. The link points to your servers. The system is on your server." Tech Support: "No sir, it is not. You are on someone else's server." I hung up. Upon arriving at the airport, I found I had three cars in my name. Apparently the system simply sends an email to the regional office, then they manually reserve a car. Some system, eh? :D friends Enough or More... ??? :P

First deep Eyez:flower: .. perh kai buht enjoy kiya or aap nai similarity baray pocha hai tou .... 1.is flower ko pasand karnay walay zra josheelay hotay hain. yes very true 2.Zaheeen hotay hain. :) yea yeh be theek 3.Azaadi pasand hotay hain. nahi .. bal k i like restrictions ( specially jou parents or friends nai laga rakhi hon) 4.Romantic hotay hain. yea true 5.Safar kay bohat shooqeen hotay hain. NooOoo .. mujay tou chir hai annay janay sai 6.Sincere hotay hain. ab apnay baray khood kiya kahoon :) 7.Khayaalat may balance nhe hota inkay meanz.....in kay khayaalat tabdeel hotay rehtay hain. haan ..100% sahi hai ... or phir buht mushkil sai khood ko balance rakhna perta hai :( 8.Shiddat pasand hotay hain,muhabbat or nafrat dono hee shadeed kartay hain. Oo my goodness .. aik or sach ..100% sahiiii 9.Logo say apni tareefay sun kay bara khoosh hotay hain.(jesay kay ab ho rahay hain) :D :D :D well yahaan main yeh add keroon gi k ager koi yeh kahay k Aaman tum buht acchi ho tou yeh sunna shayaad zaida accha nahi lagay ga ..haan ager yeh kaha jay k Aaman nai khana buht accha banaya .. aaman nai aj lecture buht accha diya tou yeh sun kai definitely zaida accha lagay ga well seriously Deep eyez Thankss alot :flower: .. es tarah kai stuff sai apnay baray jannay ka chance milta hai.

Brother A bundle of Thanks for both :)

fill this blanks with yes or No..... 1. i don't have a brain ______No 2. I don't sense_____________ No 3. i am stupid ______________ No now your turn Majid bhai Laraib dear esi baatein open nahi kertay na :)

Jazak Allah Rukh Allah rub ul izzat aap ko es ka behtareen aajar dein Aameen.

Deep eyez :flower: I love Ghulaab .. so plzzzz jaldi sai aaien or mujay es baray bataien :)

..but Waqas i want to put it in Recycle Bin : (

majid and Kiran Thank u soO much welll this time i m here wid MICE Stupidities :) ***was teaching a user about windows. Me: "Move the cursor up to the menu line. . . . Move the cursor to the menu line. . . . Move the mouse up to move the cursor up to the menu line. . . ." Still, nothing was happening on the screen. Finally I looked over her right shoulder to see what she was doing. She had raised the mouse literally up -- about a foot off the desk. :P ***Tech Support: "Ok, to access the files on the disk click the mouse on the picture of the disk." .Customer: "Nothing happened. I told you, I've already tried this." .Tech Support: "Ok, do it again. Is the mouse moving?" .Customer: "Yep." .Tech Support: "On the screen?" .Customer: "Yep." .Tech Support: "Now click twice on the picture of the disk." The consultant hears two clicks. .Customer: "Nothing." .Tech Support: "Ma'am, double click once more for me." The consultant hears the two clicks again. .Tech Support: "Ma'am, are you hitting your screen with your mouse?" :D ***Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button." Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse." :P ***Tech Support: "Ok, now right click." Customer: "Which one's that?" Tech Support: "On right side off mouse." Customer: "I'm left handed." Tech Support: "Ok, well, look at the mouse and click whichever button you normally don't click on." Customer: "That's the left for me." Tech Support: "Ok, click that." Customer: "With which hand?" ***Tech Support: "Please right-click on the icon." Customer: "But I'm left handed." ***Overheard in a computer shop: Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please." Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety." Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?" :D ***One day I told my father that I had bought a new mouse. My grandmother was a little bit shocked. "Why did you buy a mouse? They stink!"

Thankss to everyone! :flower: keyBoard Stupidities **I'm a network administrator at a local school district, and I get some doozies. Teacher: "My keyboard is broken." Me: "What is it doing to make you think it's broken?" Teacher: "When I go to type my password it doesn't type it right. No matter what I type, it's always a little star." Me: "Yes, it is supposed to do that." Teacher: "Well, how does it know if I get it right or wrong if it's always little stars!?" Me: "It displays the asterisks so no one else can see your password." Teacher: "That is stupid. I hate Bill Gates." :D **In the first day of an introductory computer science class, the teacher explained the basic parts of a computer, how to boot, etc. At the end of the class, the teacher asked if there were any questions. Student: "Yes, sir. Why do we have two 'Enter' keys on a keyboard?" Teacher: "The reason is simple, if you break this 'Enter' key you can use the second one." :P **Customer: "Do I hit 'F' and '8' at the same time?" :D **I'm a librarian for a public library. Once a 12 year old girl asked me, "Why is it that when I hit the 'L' key, the computer puts a one on the screen?" :P **Tech Support: "Now let's type in the password where it says password." Customer: "My password is HSD13...." Tech Support: "No, don't tell me your password, just type it in. And remember, those letters are in capitals." Customer: "And the numbers, would those be capitals too?" **I was helping a customer type in an email address. When it came time to type the '@' sign, he said, "Now where's the WOL key?" I cried. **I saw a woman sitting patiently at her desk, staring directly at her monitor, doing nothing. Figuring something was up, I looked over her shoulder to see that she had typed her name on the command line. I asked what she was waiting for, and her reply was that she was waiting for the computer to log her on. Only problem, she hadn't hit the "LOG ON" key. She'd have sat there all day. :D **I worked at the computer help desk at Dartmouth College last year. Once, one of my co-workers finished a call, then looked at me blankly, then started laughing. The caller had spilled soda on her keyboard and removed the bottom row of keys on her keyboard to get the liquid out. She called us so we could tell her the order of that row of keys. hope u will enjoy ... :)

Rukh jab kesi taluq main Ego aajati hai na tou wahan situation kuch esi tarah ki ho jati hai ... main wesay tou pori koshish kerti hon k eisa muj sai na ho ... lakin ager koi meray sath eisa ker raha hai tou main aik bar osay yad zaroor kerwa daiti hon ..kion k intizar-e-lahsail sai buht zaida accha hai k aik bar keh diya jay ...yeh buht dukh daita hai ...kion k saraab kabhi pani nahi banta ... na sahra main phool khiltay hain tou hum kion es tarah fazool main khood ko tense rakhein .. or ager aik baar yad kerwanay per be wo shakhas Intazaar hi daina chahta hai tou main relax ho jati hon coz ab wo apna wada pora keray ya nahi meray liyee wo wada or wo shakhas dono "unimportant" ho jatay hain ..or os shakhas k liyee yehi saza kafi hoti hai : ) aap k sath ager eisa ho raha hai tou aik bar keh kai dekhein ... then nahi tou na sahi : )

ADD .. Aish kai Id card main os kai signature buht acchay hain

don't know what's wrong wid my Net :( ..its my 3rd try ......well Laiba Khan .. I like A.Q but there are two sides to every question and if u have interest for more and some critical abou A.Q then just check it .. PAKISTAN’S NUCLEAR HISTORY- SEPARATING MYTH FROM REALITY

junaidrauf once again nice selection :) ..keep sharing

*~*Rukh's BIRTHDAY*~* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U Happy BIRTHDAY TO U Happy BIRTHDAY TO U DEAR RUKH Happy BIRTHDAY TO U[/b] Rukh... KHUDA KERAY HAMEiSHA QAYUM REHAY TERAY MUSKARANAY KEE YE ADA TERI AKHOON KAI CHAMAKTAY JUGNOO TAA ABAD ROSHAN RAHEIN DUAA HAI MERI TOU KHOOSHIYOON MAIN MUSKARAIY KOI GHAMZADA LAMHA KABI TERI ZINDAGEE MAIN NA AYAA "AAMEEN" ps:Rukh chah tou main yeh rehi thee k aap k liyee khood sai kuch likhoon lakin kuch problems nai buri tarah upset ker diya ..or main buht chahnay kai bawajood aik lafz be nahi likh payee :( anywayss Once again Happy birthday ..may u have many many more :birthday::birthday::birthday:

Oh Rukh main kiya likhoon ...u make me blush ..actually jou log mujay aik bar acchay lagtay hain tou phir forever meray sath hotay hain and u r one of them ..duaa k liyee many many thanksss .. aap jahan rahein hamaisha khush rahein or zindagi ke her manzil pai kamyabi naseeb ho Aameen ( or aap buht acchi hain bas yeh yaad rahay) waqas >>>Thank u so much for this act of kidness

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Rukh Maha nai etnay buht saray appreciative words use kiyee hain k ab mujay likhnay ko kuch be nahi mil raha :) ..well really nice effort .. ;) .. :angel:

Emira aap buht acchi hain ..shayaad main aap ki tarah buht acchi nahi hon :( ... and might be this was happend ..well sooOo sweet u r really :flower:

Emira mujay aap ka yeh reply buht accha laga :flower: .. actually main aap ki or Aimon ki posts perhti rehti hon... buht deep friendship hai aap ki .. Allah keray yeh forever rahay :) Oh Emira aap tou sach main VVIp hain ... kion k at the same time aik or member ka birthday thaa lakin Admin k pass shayaad on k liyee time nahi thaa nwayss No Problem...yeni koi masla hiii nahi hai :) .... kuch log duaa dainay main be kanjoos hotay hain shayaad :P

Nice taste junaidrauf ..main nai buht koshish kee lakin mujay kabhi be ye ghazal nahi mil saki thee .. aap nai es ko share kiya ..buht accha kiya :)

deep eyes really nice shot ..keep it up :)

..yea! its Sanum's Birthday ( our old Cy fellow ) .. well.. Sal Gira Mubarak :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: Sanum May u get all the nice things in life that u always wanted MAy u have many many more Many Happy Returns ! :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: Sanum (its your birthday gift..hope u will like it :) )

don't know where is sanum :( ...welll thankss alot to all of u ...aap sab yahaan aay or sanum kai baray socha..os ko acchi acchi wishes send keein :) Aimon>> Specially main aap ko Thanks kahna chahoon gi coz your danda threat made this post and also fill it wid nice wishes :) ..and i will wait for your creative stuff :)