Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
Results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
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I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.
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To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of expression & many more mentalqualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
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Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition &
marry ur dad's ugly decision.
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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, >From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always
been........... a headache !
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1 day u'll B surprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
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Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",
chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".
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Zindagi mein tum bahut aagay jaaogay, kyun kay jahan bhi tum jaoogay, sab kahengay, chal be chal aagay chal.
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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
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Once an angle came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
