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Get a paper and a pen, you will need them…………………… Directions: Answer the following questions with “YES” or “NO”. For every “YES” add 2 points on the paper. The questions are 50. That means that if you had all of them, as yes then you will be 100 % bad. Test Yourself and After you find your score (Mujhe Zaroor Batayie Ga..)It is that simple and that easy. Whats nice about it is that there are 50 questions so no body will know what u answered as yes. Here are the questions: Have you ever: 1: Lied? 2: Stolen? 3: Betrayed a friend? 4: Smoked a cigarette? 5: Smoked a cigar? 6: Smoked weed? 7: Drunk? 8: Cheat in a test? 9: Cheated someone? 10: Used someone? 11: Ran away from skool? 12: Played sick to skip skool? 13: Said the “F” word ? 14: Done the “F”sign with your finger? 15: Said the word “Shit”? Contd...

Wa Wa Shubhan Allah , kya kehnay hai aap k jawab kay Yani k mE yOuR "Simply" real friend. . . . . Ha Ha

Nawazish, Karam, Shukriya, Meharbani. . . Magar aap ne bataya nahin.: Real Friend or Simpleeeeeeeeee :;):

Okay. . . :) I say "door prize" :;):

Real Friend. . . :;):

mE sAy. . . Down and Out :;):

Yeh lein meri taraf se. . . death's-head :;):

Welcome Stranger ji.. :) Okay U say 'style book' Me say "Book Value". . . ???

Salam, I am on the community after 10 days of long absence. Jo log meri posts ka intezar kar rahe hain un se mazarat. This is getting a very Interesting topic. I say "After Life" :) Okay!! :;): I Say "Life Style" :)

Wa'laikum Asalaam ... Khairiyat toh hai bhai, itni '__' kyun lagrahi hain aap ko.. :P Aakhir aisa kya khaya tha subha nashtay main?? Khair aap ki is post k bilkul uppar meri aik post hai, jis main main aap ki baat ka jawab de chuka hoon!! Aur haan khanay peenay main zara ehtiat barta karein.. abi toh thora asar hoya hai, agar aayinda aap ne ehtiat na barti toh qawi imkaan is baat ka hai k aap kahein puray paggggggggggggggggg.. ???

Mere bhai apni baat ka jawab toh aap ne khud hi dediya hai, ab main nacheez kya arz karyun, siwaiye is k. . . . . . . Dard e Dil k wastay pedya kiya insaan ko Warna "taa't" k liye kuch kum na thein karobien... :;):

Toh 'dimagh' k baray main bi pochhein na, aap ko kis ne roka hai.. :D Aur phir abhi tak toh govt. ne pochhne pe kisi qisam ka 'tax' nahin lagaya hai, is se pehle k........... chalein jaldi se pochh dalein jo kuch bhi pochhna hai!!! :;):

Salaam u, All Dukhon se mere na koi udaas ho jayie Main apne chehre pe khooshian saja kay milta hoon... :)

vErY nIcE tIp . . . :) Main Aik Zamane Se Is Baat Par Amal Kar Raha Hoon, Aur Beshak Is K Wohi Fawayid Hain Jo Aap Ne Biyaan Kiye Hain Yani.: 'won't make you angry or break your heart'. . :;): Aakhir Main Aik Baat Main Bhi Kehna Chahata Hoon Aur Woh Yeh K. . . Zindagi Main Kisi Cheez Ka I'tibaar Mat Kijiye, Siwaye Maut Kay. . . ???

Bare Bhai. . . :) Aap ne Sawal Kiya Hai K Jab Allah Ta'alah Ne Insaan Do Haath, Do Payoon, Do Aankhein, Do Kaan Waghaira Waghaira Muktalif Kamoun K Liye Diye Hain Toh Phir 'Dil' Aik Kyun Diya Hai.. Ab Yeh Toh Allah Tabarak O' Ta'alah Hi Behtar Janta Hai, K Us Ne Insaan Ko Kyun Aik Dil Ata Kiya Hai.. Shayid Aap Khud Yah Phir Koi Aur Dost Is Baat Pe Kuch Roshni Daal Sakein?? Mera Ilm Bauht Mehdood Hai.. :;): Haan Agar Aap Duniyavi Liahaz Se Yeh Sawal Puchhein, Toh Shayid Main Aap Ko Is Sawal Ka, Aik Nahin Balkay Bauht Saray Jawab De Sakta Hoon Waise Agar Aap Ghour Farmaye Toh Allah Rub ul Izaat Ne Insaan Ko Faqat Dil Hi Nahin 'Dimagh' Aur Kuch Dosri Cheezein Bhi 'Aik' Hi Ki Ta'dad Main Ata Farmayien Hai.. Kya Khayaal Hai! :oo:

WeLcOmE cUtE jI, oN tHiS cOolYaR cOmMuNiTy. . . :) By Replying Truthfully, You Scored '38', Which is 'Not Bad'. :;):

Salaam Naz & Shy_Girl :) Aap Donon Ne Hi Last Word 'WHO' Used Kiya Hai. . . . Yani Ab Meri Bari Hai. Toh Chalein Phir, Main Kehta Hoon "Whoever"

Is main Raaz ki kya baat hai? Ji Aap Ne Mujh Se Kuch Kaha... :;):

Okay. . . . . :( U said "Thumbs UP" I Say. . . "Up Against". :;):

Kahaaaaaaaaaaaan Ji, Lagta Hai Aap K Bauht Ziyada Israar (yani meri sifarish) Karne Pe, Is Ne Aap Ko Check Ka Bahana Bana Kar Tarkha Diya Hai. :oo: Aur Ab Wohi Goli Aap Mujheeeeeeeeeeeee...

Achha Ji Aap Bhi Kya Yaad Karein Gi K Kis 'Sakhi' Se Pala Para Tha, Chalein Maan Letay Hain K Aap Ka Total Score '18' Hai... Ab KHUSH. . . :;):

Ji, Yeh "RAAZ" Ki Baat Hai, Aur Raaz Ki Batein Public Forum Par Nahin Batayei Jatein. . . . . :;): Aap Ki Baat Pe Aik Shair Yaad Aa Raha Hai, Moqeh Ki Munasbat Se Toh Nahin Hai, Magar Phir Bhi Umeed Hai K Pasand Aaye Ga. . . Tum Ho Pakistani, Yeh Mujh Se Kaha Aik Mem Ne.. Jab Main Kahra Tha, Holly Wood Main Tor Se... Kaha Main Ne, Aap Ne Pehchana Kesay Mujh Ko.... Kehnay Lagein K Aap Dekhtay Hain, Har Larki Ko Ghor Se.....

1. Unrestrained Glances It has been related that the Holy Prophet Muhammed (Sallallahu ‘alayhi Wa’sallaam) once said words to the effect: "The glance is a poisoned arrow of shaytan. Whoever lowers his gaze for Allah, He will bestow upon him a refreshing sweetness which he will find in his heart on the day that he meets Him." 2. Too Much Food Al-Miqdam ibn Ma'd Yakrib said: "I heard the Messenger of Allah (Sallallahu ‘alayhi Wa’sallaam) say: "The son of Adam fills no vessel more displeasing to Allah than his stomach. A few morsels should be enough for him to preserve his strength. If he must fill it, then he should allow a third for his food, a third for his drink and leave a third empty for easy breathing." 3. Keeping Bad Company Allah's Apostle said, "The example of a good companion (who sits with you) in comparison with a bad one, is I like that of the musk seller and the blacksmith's bellows (or furnace); from the first you would either buy musk or enjoy its good smell while the bellows would either burn your clothes or your house, or you get a bad nasty smell thereof." 4. Unnecessary Talking Umar Ibn al-Khattab, may Allah be pleased with him, said: "A person who talks too much is a person who often makes mistakes, and someone who often makes mistakes, often has wrong actions. The Fire has a priority over such a frequent sinner."

Ji Bare Bhai, Aap Ki Zindagi :;): Kiyon Aap Ki Zindagi Nahin Hai Kya??? ???

rules of thumb ???