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JO APP KAY PASS NAHI HAIN KHANA PAKATY WAQAB IQBALAN SHEHANSHA OF CY KIN KALAMAT KA ZIKER FARMATY HAIN?

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ABC MANI WRONG MAIN BHOOOL GEE THI KIA TUM KOOOOOOOOOO NEXT KOI BI ADHAMKY <_<

ya kia ho raha hai :angry2: :angry2:

How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. Both are threatened by their own kind. Both like to chew wood. Both mark their territory. Both are bad at asking you questions. Neither tells you what's bothering them. Both tend to smell riper with age. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches. Neither does any dishes. Both fart shamelessly. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. Both like dominance games. Both are suspicious of the postman. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone. Neither understands what you see in cats.

wah wah wah ray wah dada kia style hai......... bap ray ess ki kami reh gee thi kia

Song On 11 September Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke.... Raste Mein New York Pe... Ik Mod Aaya ..... Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya... Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa.... New York.......... Kab Pentagon AAya.. Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya.......

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage ----------------------------------------------------------------------- During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I wrote ur name on the sands............. it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air.......................... it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart............. i got a HEART ATTACK ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur innocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best ----------------------------------------------------------------------- True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet when i ask u a stone u give me a statue when i ask u a feather u give me peacock

COOL SMS Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai Jis din se juda vo humse hue is dil ne dharkna chor diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra taaro ne chamkna chor diya Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain... Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite to 11 ve din nahana chahiye Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha..... Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain milne ki to bohat chahat hai par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Dil torna humari aadat nahi Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA At least Good Morning to kar LONA Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phor diya Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....! Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!! jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye aur unke haath peele ho gaye

Unki yadon ke sagar se mujhey nikale koi, Meri bhi kismat mein ujaley likh dale koi. Duyaien bhi huie kuch yu be-assar hai, Ki mere ruthey huie khuda ko mana le koi. Aisey neend aa jaye humein bhi aie dost, Dua karein ki mere khwab chura le koi. Kuch iss tarhan kanton se rishta hua hai, Dartey hai meri kabar par phol na daley koi. Woh to majboor hai apni fitrat ke hathon, Merey mit-ney waley piyar ko bacha le koi. Iss kadar jaagey hai unki intazaar mein, Abb to bas naino ke lau ko bujha de koi. Dafan honay tak bas khwahish he rahi... Ki ek bar to mujhey bhi pukarey koi.

Khuch log rahty hian yaha wo hum sy pyar bohat karty hian per kehty kehty darty hian Sawen ki jo rut A gee udasi ka badil ban kay ya chah gee kio dharyein ye rim jim humari dosti main tararyein dal ge Sukha pata ban kay jo main ur jaooo Hawa say atkeliya kheloo aur Us kay chehry ko chooooo jaoo Khuch log rehty hain yaha Khuch wo jo kehty hain Swan phool khelty hain Dil melyein na melyein Akhri rut aye sanaum Aik bar tu muskura kay mellyein

bohat shukariya khushbooo n kanwel n miss jeeee

OoOOo WATEVER YOU AHVE NO ANY ANSWER WELLLL YE SARI MEHNAT BEKAR HAI MUJY STRAIGHTAWAY KIO NAHI KEHTY KAY MAIN CY CHOR DOOOO mery yaha hony sy ager tum ko itni hi jalan hoti hai ager itni hi agg lagti ha tumhary dil main so den fine yu wan me 2 leave CY 4ever okay Allah Hafiz den 4ever

ADDDDDDDDD BAHI HELP :help:

very true rukh appo and waste of time

apoo yuhi samj loo ik tear main do shakar mery signatures bi aur star plus be :D

sona chillllllllll ya essa kia ho gaya

manifest am here just becof of yu okay come on hum dono enjoy karty hain nahi nahi i mean deno mean tum main aur dona darling kio sahi hai na

ya kia ho raha hai :angry2: Mr.the_salman mind yur language kessi category main tu app ny humyein dal hi diya hai ab wo category bi bata dyein kia hai aur jaha tak bat rahi jalny app sy jalta hai my fooot :angry2: jal app rahy hoooo jabi essa behave kar rahy hooo aur app ko ya haq nahi pohanchta hai apni laraye main mujy discuss karoo samjy :angry2: