Kiran 2 Posted January 24, 2004 (edited) ONE DAY ...... A POOR WIFE GOT CHANCE TO FULFILL HER 3 WISHES...... AS SHE GOT MAGIC LAMP....... JINNY: ASK FOR 3 WISHES.... I'll MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR U BUT.... REMEMBER UR WISHES WILL BE 10% MORE FOR UR HUSBAND..... POOR WOMAN: HMM..... OK JINNY MAKE ME RICHEST WOMAN OF THIS POOR WORLD JINNY: SURE... BUT MIND IT 'll BE 10% MORE FOR UR HUSBAND POOR WOMAN: OH I KNOW MAKE IT FAST..... JINNY: HERE YOU ARE (poor woman became richest woman) NOW TELL ME UR 2nd WISH POOR WOMAN: NOW I NEED TO BECOME MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF THIS UGLY WORLD.... JINNY: OK I'll BUT SAME THING UR HUSBAND...(here poor woman yelled n said just obey my order) OH OK POOR WOMAN HERE YOU ARE (poor woman became most beautiful woman) POOR WOMAN: WOW IS IT ME???? I CAN'T BELIEVE.... NOW LAST BUT NOT LEAST MAKE MY MOST IMPORTANT WISH THAT IS BRING A BIT HEART ATTACK TO MY HEART (as her husband got 10% more of this Attack) Edited January 24, 2004 by Kiran Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted January 24, 2004 A couple came upon a wishing well one day. The husband leaned over and made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too! But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and was yelling and screaming because she was all wet. The husband was stunned for a while, but then smiled and said, "It really works!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted January 24, 2004 1st main WIFE nay badla lia 2nd main HUSBANd nai badla lay lya issay kehtay hain hisab baraber ..lakin 1st main wife nai husband ka pata hee kat diya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted January 24, 2004 aur nahi to kiya :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted January 24, 2004 haha nice mazay kay Yane hisab barabar! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted January 25, 2004 salam 2 all tauba tauba ki na aurton wali baat doosron ki laarai dekh kar khush hona achai baat nahi :P Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted January 25, 2004 hahaha tabhi ADD aap ka avatar apni ANKHAIN band kiye howe hai :laugh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted January 25, 2004 salam 2 all shuakar hai ye aap ko samajha aagaya :P Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted January 25, 2004 ji bilkul akhir ko hum sab yahan KHAWATEEN hain :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted January 25, 2004 salam 2 all ji mujhe pata hai aap khumkhua 3 hi hain NADAN RUKH N KIRAN :P Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted January 25, 2004 hahahah right ADD yeh Fan aap ka howa (chalta nahi hai) :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted January 25, 2004 salam 2 all kaash k is fan ki tarah aap ki zaban bhi hoti na chalne wali :P Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted January 25, 2004 uff ADD phir app yahan aurton ke section may kiya ker rahey hain!! :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted January 25, 2004 salam 2 all NADAN yahan kahan likha hua hai k ye ap kuhmkhua 3 ka section hai ;) ye shadi tu nahi horahi jo tent alag alag hon <_< Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted January 26, 2004 haha... well said ADD :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted January 26, 2004 yeh joke thaa ya khawateen kee zalmiat or mardoon kee masoomiat dikhae gaee hay yanee ke dekho woh aurat khud bewa hona chah rehee thee or doosray me pata nahee kitna tang kiya hoga uss becharay ko ke woh iss had tak wish ker bethaa bicharay mazloom mard :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted January 26, 2004 hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye yeh merd... :kill: :kill: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted January 26, 2004 apko yeh kernay kee zaroorat nahee aap sirf jin ko wish kerain ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted January 26, 2004 koi baat nahee mujhay bhee adat hay ahsaan kernay kee ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted January 26, 2004 abh yeh hi dekhain yeh adat aap main daal ker main ek aur AHSAAN kiya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted January 26, 2004 jee nahee me ne koi adat aapsay nahee lee ager aapsay koi adat leta to ab tak saaray CY members Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted January 26, 2004 hahahahaha tu haan ker yeh na ker.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted January 26, 2004 salam 2 all hmm well said paki ab dekho kiran ki baton se lagraha hai k ye bhi theek hai k her kamyab mard k peeche aik aurat ka haath hota hai aur nakam mard k peeche 2 ka ab ye batayo hamre saath tu ye 3 khumkhua hain ab hamara tu ALLAH hi Hafiz hai Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted January 26, 2004 hahahahaha ADD hum aap ke piche kahan ho sakte hain.... ;) aur waise bhi humara TASTE kharab nahi howa :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
