pakistani 0 Posted March 20, 2004 Q1:- Cat Aur RABBIT Main Kia Farq Hota Hay ? ANS:- Cat Ki Dum Aur RABBIT K Kaan Lambay Hotay Hain. Q2:- Elephant K Jism Main Ajeeb Cheez Kia Hoti Hay ? Ans:- Us Ka Left Kaan Buhat Bara Aur Right Kaan Left Kaan K Barabar Hota Hay Q3:- Aaj Kal HORSE Ki Sawari Main Kis QISAM Ki Kami Mehsoos Ki Jaati Hay? ANS:- Horse Main REVERSE Ghear Nahin Hota. Q4:- Daur Main TORTOISE , RABBIT Say Kaisay Jeeta? Ans:- Rabbit K PILAG Main Kachra Aanay Ki Waja Say. Q5:- Har BHOONKNAY Wala DOG Kaatta Kyon Nahin Hay? Ans:- Kyon K Woh Yeh Hi Samajhta Hay K Jab Kaatna Hi Hay Tu Bhoonknay Say Kia Faida. Q6:- Donkey Ziada Weight Uthaanay Wala animal Kyon Samjha Jaata Hay. Ans:- Is leiye K Woh DONKEY Hay. Q7:- Achi Aur Buri Biwi Main Kia Farq Hay? Ans:- Kia Mutlab ?BIWIYAAN Achi Bhi Hoti Hain Kia!!! . Q9:- Biwi Tu Apni MAA K Kehnay Par Chalti Hay, Kia BETA Bhi MAA K Kehnay Par Chalta Hay? Ans:- Ji Haan! Woh Bhi MAA K Kehnay Par Chalta Hay Laikin Apnay BACHOON Ki MAA K. Q10:- Biwi Aur Saali Main Kon Ziada Achi Hoti Hay ? Ans:- SAALI Behtar Hay . KAASH Woh Biwi K Baghair Mil Sakti. Q:11: Kya Tv DEkhnay Say Ankhain Kharab Ho Jati Hain ??? Ans: PTV Dekhnay say tou Demag KHarab ho Jata hai ;) Q12:- ullo Or Net Girls Main Kia Farq Hai ? Ans:- Hehehehheh Ullo Tu Ullo Hay Or Larkioon Ko Tu Ullo Banaya Jata Hai Hehehehehe.... PAHELI Q12:- Gadhay Ko Bandha Howa Hai Batain Woh Door Pari Ghass Kaisay Khay Ga ?? Har Mani?? Kia App Nay Har Mani Kia??????? Waqaii Har Manii Kia Abb Bool Bhi Do Yar Mannn Li Na Harr Gadhay Nay Bhi Man Li Thee HEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted March 20, 2004 Ufff Pakistani App nay har man le the Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted March 20, 2004 haha Paki nice post ...... haar to hum ne waise hi maani jaise ke aap ne aur.. aham aham.. :D :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted March 20, 2004 mujhay rukh kee taraf se bhee eisay hee reply kee tawaqo hay kiunkay khasiyani billi khamba nochay :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted March 20, 2004 mujhay rukh kee taraf se bhee eisay hee reply kee tawaqo hay kiunkay khasiyani billi khamba nochay :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 20, 2004 salam 2 all nice post paki khisyani KIRAN aur Billi RUKH ko kaha hai na ;) kafi samajhdar hote jaraahe ho Regaards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted March 20, 2004 :mad: aur aap khamba :mad: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted March 21, 2004 Pakistanni asee baat nahe 1asal may khsyanee kase!! wo samjhdar hay! or samjhdar asa he reply day ga :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 21, 2004 salam 2 all NADAN aik tu aap ki prob yahi hai k aap hamesha secretary hi rahin gi kabhi taraku nahi karaingi Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted March 22, 2004 Nadan pata hay explanation kisko denee pertee hay :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 23, 2004 mujhay rukh kee taraf se bhee eisay hee reply kee tawaqo hay kiunkay khasiyani billi khamba nochay :P :o nahi main yeh jawab nahi daytee ..kion kay mujhay maloom hay main waisay hee her kam main haar jatee hooon ... to yahan bhi haar hee jatee .!! waisai baray mazay kai questions thay i really enjoyed ....yeh gadhay wale pahaylee main apnee class fellow say pochoon gee us ko bara shock hay pahyliyan boojhnay ka :D explanatin woh daytay hain jin kay pass logic hotee hay ..jaisay nadan ...or moon woh cherhatay hain jin kay pass koi jawab nahi hota jaisay pakistnai :P add> mujhay billi nahi kehna werna .. LOIN say mere rishtaydaree nikal ayee gee ..to app ki jan khtray main per jayee gee :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 23, 2004 salam 2 all RUKH LOIN KHAN yani sher khan ki baat tu nahi karahi aap Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 24, 2004 nahi jungle ka badsha wala LOIN :D .. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 24, 2004 salam 2 all RUKH hmm tu ye baat hai abhi tuk aap jungle main hain ab tu civilise hogayein purane wakton ki tarah abhi bhi gharon main rehti hain Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 24, 2004 haan bud dekh lain hum DUNIYA nahi jo badal jain .. :P waisai GHAR main rehnay ka apna maza hay ...ajj kal hamray GHAROOn ki booking jaree hay .. app bhi kara lain :P oh nahi nahi app waheen pinjray main theek hain ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 24, 2004 salam 2 all RUKH nahi aap apne resort main khush rahain haan main qaid hoon zindagi k pingare main aap yahi kehna chahti thin na mere liye Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 24, 2004 mainy jo kehna tha woh keh diya samjhanay ka mera mood nahi ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 24, 2004 salam 2 all hahah nice answer is ko kehte hain sair ko sawa sair waise by the way aap ka itna weight kion hai ;) Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted March 25, 2004 explanatin woh daytay hain jin kay pass logic hotee hay ..jaisay nadan ...or moon woh cherhatay hain jin kay pass koi jawab nahi hota jaisay pakistnai :P saath hee aapnay khud bhee moon chera diya :D anyways thanx for liking :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 25, 2004 lolzz pakistani app bhi na pakistani hee hain ...sath main mainy app ki pic banayee hay :D samjhtay nahi hain bat ko nikal pertay hain rat ADD> is ko kehtay hain hum sa ho to koi samnay ayee B) ....kia app weight machine hain jo app ko mera weight maloom hay :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 25, 2004 salam 2 all RUKH paki ki raat ki duty hai jub din main aap ki khatam hoti hai tu raat ko tu nikle ga hi na ziada itrane main ye na bhoolein k kuch beizati bhi hui hai aap sa wakai koi nahi hai agar hota tu pakistan khatam hochuka hota Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 25, 2004 hahahahahahahahahhahah ADD ab app tapp rahay hain :D janay dain gusa ..hota hay hota hay main to pakistan ki maymar hoon qauide azam nay fermaya tha students kay hatoon main pakistan ki bag door hay :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 25, 2004 salam 2 all isse tapna nahi tapana kehte hain madam aaap aur maymar nahi moonhmar hain her wakat moonhmari karti hain ;) Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 25, 2004 dekha madam man liya na mujhay ab zara ahtram say bat kerain B) urdu tak app kis ahee nahi ..pata nahi lok is qader nalaik kion hotay hain ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted March 25, 2004 jo nalaiq hotay hain baar baar exam detay hain or jo laiq faiq hotay hain woh exam pass ker kay achee ache job kertay hain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
