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jaa aapko na ulti baat per hunsee aatee hay na seedhee baat per aapnay shaid ghalib ka woh sher perh liya hay

pehlay aatee thee hale dil pay hunsee

ab kisee baat per nahee aateee

:star: well said ..app ka jawab drust hoa app ko inam main water coller jain marker say ja ker khreed lain lakin apnay kherchay per :rolleyes:

zaheen logon ki nishani sirf exam kay dinoo main perhtay hain .. B)

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:star: well said ..app ka jawab drust hoa  app ko inam main water coller jain marker say  ja ker  khreed lain  lakin apnay kherchay per  :rolleyes:

zaheen logon ki nishani sirf exam kay dinoo main  perhtay hain .. B)

lo gee nae defination aa gaeee nalaiqi ka naam zahanat rekh diya :P

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do geee kia daina hay :P ..app nay asal main zaheen logg dekhay nahi na is ley new lag rahee ..zaheen logon kay sath rahain to pata chalay B)

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je sahee kaha aapnay iss qisam ke zahen kahen nahe dekhay jinhain aap zahen kehte hain ab her insaan ka apna miyar hota hay

jaisay me Dr. qadeer khan ko zaheen kehtaa hoon jo kehtay hain ke me exam ke doran book open ker bhe nahee dekhtaa thaa lakin saaraa saal eisay perhta thaa jaisay aap jaisay zahen loog exam ke dino me perhtay hain :P

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haan yeh trick dr qdeer ko mainy hee batayee thee .. exam main un say perha nahi jata tha to maiany kaha app yeh tareeqa azma lain ;)

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chalain app ko hansee to ayee na ..dekhain mainy app ko hansa diya lakin appmujhay nahi hasa sakay :D

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salam 2 all

PAKI

hmm ye baat hai shabash jawan akele hi mukabla karahe ho in khumkhua 3 ka

inki tu adat hai peeth peeche kuch bhi kehdeti hain khumkhua 3 jo hain

NADAN

ok aap se yeh kaam bhi nahi hua ab main aap ko aur kahan lagwaon ap tu kisi kiaam ki nahi hain

KIRAN

aap ty side logi in ki kasie bhool sakti hain woh din jub rukh ne aap ko guetter se nikala tha uffffffffff aap ka ksoor nahi hai aap per ehsan hai rukh urf madam julus ka

RUKH

aap k elake barh gaye hain so kaam bhi barh gaya hoga kaam karein shehar ka satia naas kardia hai behki behki batain na karein warna dawai bhi ap ko hi pilani pareegi

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its me

AD

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ADD> :o hain hain HAD-E- ADAB gustakh zandan main dal doon gee ... malkay-e-rukh say bat kernay ka yeh kon sa anadaz hain chalain apny kam per ..apnay kam khud kerain dosroon per na dalin :P

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chalain  app ko hansee to ayee na ..dekhain mainy app ko hansa diya lakin appmujhay nahi hasa sakay :D

ager aapko hunsi nahee aa rehee to kiya aapkay yeh peelay daant toothpaste ke ishtahar ke liye bahir aae hain :P

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ager aapko hunsi nahee aa rehee to kiya aapkay yeh peelay daant toothpaste ke ishtahar ke liye bahir aae hain :P

nahi yeh to meree khush ikhlaqee hay kay main app ki terha moon nahi cheratee bulkay muskra ker bat kertee hoon :D

Edited by rukh

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salam 2 all

RUKH

hmm chalo khair hai wahan aram karloonga khana peena tu mile ga hi na kharcha aap uthao gi na malika e jalia

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its me

AD

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malika ka jalal dekha kahan hay :angry:

khanay main MAAR millay gee

or peenay main ANSOO

yeh zandan hay koi isb ka guest house nahi :P

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Allah Allah ray khush ikhlaqee dekhiye ke humain peelay daant dikhae jaa rehay hain or zara ooper bhee dekhiye ke kanjoosi ke inteha ho gaee zandaan me kaisee khorak dee ja rehee hay or saath me moon bhee cherhaya jaa rehaa hay or ooper se malika -e- kaliya

:wacko:

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hain :o paistani app ko bhi paar lag gayee hain ...ADD kay sath reh reh ker app bhi behke behle batain kar rahay hain

chitty cufaid dant app ko pely nazer arhay hain apna glasses saff ker kay dekhain ...<_<

or zandan main yehe milta hay ab kia shahee tukray bana ker khilaoon main :P

or moon chirana to app say hee seekha hay mainay ;)

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rukh khairat kisi ne kuch kaha hai :kill:

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ooper se malika -e- kaliya

or haan yeh kaliya kis ko kaha hay :angry:

khberdar meray hussan kay khilaf koi bat ki ZANDAN main app ko bhi dal doon gee ..khud hoon gay cherry blossom

KIRAN > yeh pakistani ko zara pani gun dikahoo ... mera khilaf sazish ker rahay hain :(

Edited by rukh

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hain :o paistani app ko bhi paar lag gayee hain ...ADD kay sath reh reh ker app bhi  behke behle batain kar rahay hain

chitty cufaid dant app ko pely nazer arhay hain apna glasses saff ker kay dekhain ...<_<

or zandan  main yehe milta hay ab kia shahee tukray bana ker khilaoon main  :P

or moon chirana to app say hee seekha hay mainay ;)

per humesha chiyoonti ko lagtay hain or chaiyoonti female hotee hay ;)

me ADD ke saath nahee rehtaa me to tanhaa hoon :(

waisay yeh cufaid kiya hota hay :o shaid peelay kee hee koi qisam hay :P

zandan me shahi tukray na sahee daal rotee hee de dain ab itni kam zarfi bhee theek nahee

lo gee moon cherhana seekh liya mujh se jab ke aap mujh se senior hain ab ager me ne aapsay kuch seekh liya to sab kee bisti shuroo ker doonga :(

jee mujhay pata hay aapkay husan ke baray me afriqa me issay husan hee kehtay hain :D

aap apnay mehmanoo ko bhee zandaan me rekhtee hain kiya :o

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salam 2 all

RUKH

malika e jalia/malika e kalia aap k khitabat tu barhte jarahe hain upur se husan ka bhi guman hai ye jo akar hai aik din main nikal sakti hai agar aap neend se bedar hogayein tu kabhi mehal main hoti hain janat k kabhi malika e jalia/kalia aap ka masla barhta jaraha hai elaj zaroori hogaya hai

KIRAN

aap ko bhi kehdia hai pani gunab kia kehti hain ham tu keh keh kar thak gaye magar aap ne nahi mani

PAKI

yaar kia karein jub hi tu ye malika nahi hain aisi batain malika ko zaib nahi deti kanjoosi ki it inteha hai aur changaiz khan bhi panah mange jaisi in ki batain hai kane main maar aur peene main aansoo hmm

Regards

its me

AD

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rukh ne jo kaha app kyon apni zaban nakale howe hain :mad:

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salam 2 all

KIRAN

hamain bhi yaken nahi aaraha RUKH ne pheli baar sach boldia hai

Regards

its me

AD

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to kis ne kaha aap se yaqeen karain :P

Edited by Kiran

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