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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How?

Answer:

An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunkon Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines! And this is sent to you by an American,using Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones, that use Taiwanese-made chips, and a Korean-made monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friend, is Globalization

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AD

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:lol: pata hai Add may kyoon hans rahi hoon coz i was abt tu post that one :P chalo acha kya :yes: mojhay zehmat say bacha liya :D

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salam 2 all

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How?

Answer:

An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunkon Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change theĀ  spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines! And this is sent to you by an American,using Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones, that use Taiwanese-made chips, and a Korean-made monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friend, is Globalization

Regards

its me

AD

:wacko: sanum iss main hasne ki kiya baat hai ghuma ker rakhdiya ADD aap ki post ne :blink:

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kiran > is main hansna thoree tha is main ghoomna hee tha gloob bhi to ghoomta hay na :lol:

adD> jitnee mehnut app nay diana ki reserch per ki hay itnee matric main ker laytay to ajj supply na dainay ja rahay hotay :laugh:

PAKISTANI > add kay global main pakistan nahi ho ga na ..app aisa kero sultan rahee ki death per research ker kay globalization bana us main saray pakistan hee pakistan ho ga :D

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salam 2 all

SANUM

ye post mere paas kafi arse se thi magar yaad nahi reh sakti thi but nop aap karti ya main asal kaam tu ghomana hi tha na

RUKH

samajhdar hoti jarahi hain shabash

mehnat tu maine ki thi aur inti karli k ab mujhe masters kehte hain log :P ab jaliye ga nahi

KIRAN

ghoma tu diya na warna aap ko kon ghumata hai free main ;)

PAKISTANI

globe bohat taizi se ghooma hai doobara ghooma kar dekho nazar aagaye ga

Regards

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AD

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owwwwwwwww master ji :D post man walay master :P

samjhdar to main hamesha day hoon app nay roohani ankhoon say ab dekha hay :laugh:

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salam 2 all

RUKH

bus kardein parhai aap k bus ka kaam nahi hai maine masters likha hai aur aap master kehrahi hai

waise master ki meaning postman kahin nahi hai eng dictionary bhi parhwalein kisi se

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:laugh: master ki plluler masters hee aygee na :P

master = 1 post man

masters = bohat saray post man

kia app post office main job kertay hain :o

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oyee mere kiran ko kis nay mara hay :o tell tell abhi us ki classlaytee hoon :angry:

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:o kiya howa kiran :o

achay bachay rotay nahee chalo :flower: le lo or chup ker jao shabash

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salam 2 all

RUKH

plural ya plurall had hogaye hai jahalat ki :P

KIRAN

haan batain kisi ne kuch kaha hai aap ko

Regard

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AD

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thx paki :D 4 u :flower:

Rukh... yeh Ajeeb se hain na ADD inhone... :crying: (abh phanse na ADD :P )

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yeh add ageeb hee hain ageebo gareeb cheezoon ka kia burra mana :D

add > to ik L say jahlat sabit ho jatee hay :o ..bohat khoob phir main bhi ab app ki post per qaree nazar rakhoon gee us main kayee examples miltee hain :P

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:lol: Add! very interesting lagtah hay saare globalization Diana he k zariye howee!

BTW add in which subject have u done masters??

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salam 2 all

RUKH

tapa hi dia maine akhir aap ko

aik l ki baat nahi r bhi nahi tha madam ghor karein

is bahane aap post tu ghaur se dekhleingi ;) aur aap ka bhainga pan door hogaye ga

KIRAN

main tu khud pooch raha hoon kia hua hai kis ne tung kia hai aik tu aap ko main hi mila hoon ilzam k liye

SOBIA

thanx

ji han yahi tu batane ki koshish hui hai

maine masters public admin main kai tha

Regards

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AD

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main nahi taptee kion kay tappnay say rang kalla hota hai ..or main apnay hussan ki bohat hifazat kerte hoon :wub: lolzzzzz ab app mut jalna plz itnee bardsht to rakhain na :P

sobia> itna mushkil sawal ker liya add say :o add ko soochna paray ga ab to ..jo namumkin hay ;)

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Sobia :lol:

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:lol: Add! very interesting lagtah hay saare globalization Diana he k zariye howee!

BTW add in which subject have u done masters??

US KE BAAD MPA MAIN ADMISSION BAND HOGAYE... :P :laugh:

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salam 2 all

RUKH

filhaal tu aap tap kar laal horahi hain yani 1st stage kalo hona last stage hai woh bhi hohi gayein gi is k baad

aur main her kaam soch kar hi karta hoon aap ka kasoor nahi aap tu soche baghair hi karti hain ;)

KIRAN

haan sahi kaha us k baad MPA kia MNAs k admission bhi band hogaye

waise bhi aap jaise nalaik student aane lage tu yahi hoga

Regards

its me

AD

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:laugh: ADD KIRAN :yes:

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ADd app in stages say lagta hay guzertay rehtay hain hamree post perh perh ker tubhi itna tajerba hay :P

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KIRAN

haan sahi kaha us k baad MPA kia MNAs k admission bhi band hogaye

waise bhi aap jaise nalaik student aane lage tu yahi hoga

Regards

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AD

:o Really??? Oh ADD aap kuch acha bhi hone dete hain :P

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