Funny (our Poor Cricket Team..)

[silver 0]

5 liters

I was in my car during a traffic jam, and I could see a man walking between the cars, apparently asking something from everyone as he passed. The man walks up to my car and knocks on the windshield. I open the window and he asks: "Hey, Did you hear the news? The Pakistani Cricket Team is being held hostage, and they ask As 100 crore for their release. If they don't pay it, they threaten to put petrol on the players, and light them!” "Oh god!" said, "This is just unbelievable". That's why I'm walking from car to car, to collect", said the man.

While I was getting my wallet out of my pocket I asked the man how much most people usually give, and the man said: "Well, about 5 litres!".

[NaDaN 0]

silver

[rukh 25]

mere teraf say poora petrol pump lay saktay hain app :D

[sensetive 0]

NICE!

[sanum 0]

ek joke mere taraf se bhi :D

After the shameful defeat of Pakistani cricket team to india in Lahore, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.

Inzmam could not resist for too long to be in hometown and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. he meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Inzmam !"

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet same again - the same woman greets him "Hi Inzmam!".

Inzmam comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain - the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Inzmam!".

Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recongise me?"

The lady replied - "I am Shoaib Akhtar!"

[ADD 0]

salam 2 all

nice contribution silver

n nice joke sanum 2 :)

Regards

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