Husband Vs Wife

[nadir 0]

Husband Vs Wife

Husband:

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife:

No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

Wife:

I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband:

I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

Doctor:

Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some Sleeping Pills.

Wife:

When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you.

Wife:

I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband:

You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

[shahabi 23]

HMMMMM.....

[Emaad 56]

hahahahaha very interesting specialy this;

Husband:

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife:

No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

Wife:

I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband:

I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.