What Is Marketing?

[Dil Hai Pakistani 0]

What is marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her

a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...â€

That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback

[HamZaad 0]

DHP@

very funny... :D

[rosh 0]

bohat khub DHP bohat maza aya perh kar khass kar feedback bara zabardast tha

[HamZaad 0]

aap ko feedback samjh a gaya... :P

[rosh 0]

ji agaya hamzad kaho gar samajh nahi aya main samjhado kiya tha

[mkhalid 0]

Nice Marketing