khurshid4U 0 Posted June 19, 2004 1... ASAD......ali, "my wife is always talking about her previous husband" ALI.........asad,"you r lucky, mine talk about her future one" 2... JUNAID...i have prayed to GOD to make me a lizard. RASHID...WHY? JUNAID....because my wife fears lizards. 3... LADY TEACHER.....ahmad,tell me...what tense is this."i am beautiful" AHMAD......"past tense!madam." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites