baooojeeee 0 Posted December 16, 2004 HY GAYESS Littel birdy in the sky,you look up and it shits in u eyes you don't mind and you don't cry,you just thank God that cows don't fly. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack . *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why are Egptian's children always confused? coz after death there DADDY becomes the MUMMY. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Once a programmer drowned on the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1'F1" and no body understood it. ( F1= help ) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* God saw me hungry, he created pizza . He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi . He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me without problems, he created YOU. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* TEACHER= Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS= Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens ! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Police man= Stop, stop, your headlights are not working. The Man= Move, move, even the brakes are not working. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time ! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff ! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai" *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before" *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughting at you. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and if after you pray and your still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baooojeeee 0 Posted December 17, 2004 Aaj tum DIL maango, De Denge...!!! DHADKAN maango De Denge...!!! JIGAR Maango...!!! De Denge...!!! JAAN tak Maango.........To who bhi de Sakte hei.....!!! Kyunki . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aaj Chaaro films ki VCD ghar pe hei!! . . thinking of me . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted December 17, 2004 (edited) An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai kia post hay :P Edited December 17, 2004 by rukh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soni kurri 0 Posted December 17, 2004 nice post!!!!! keep it up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baooojeeee 0 Posted December 23, 2004 thankx . . . .. .... thinking of me../COLOR] . . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*m*s*a* 0 Posted December 26, 2004 zabardast jokes hain baooojeeee :D ... really Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baoooojeee 0 Posted January 17, 2005 Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Tu Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,mein bhi sukhi `````````````````` dosti karo college wali se, piyar karo office wali se, programme karo paaroos wali se, aankh ladao sali se, love karo dil wali se, aur maar khao ghar wali se. ---------------------- pyar ka 1st asoul hai kay iss say phelay kay USSAY aap say acha milay, aap uss say pehlay uss say acha dhoud lo. Aapki zulfain hain ghup andhera ho ja ganji kar day sawera IS DUNYA MEIN PAISA HI SAB KUCH NAHI HAI, KUIN K AB MASTER CARD AND VISA CARD AAGAEY HAIN. ----------------------------- kush rahai tu sada yeh dua hai meri teri premika hi bun jaye bhaabhi te ----------------------------- Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe . . . . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~wishing you all the wishies what ever you wish~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 18, 2005 nice post .......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baoooojeee 0 Posted February 2, 2005 If vivek marries Aishwariya and becomes a "joru ka gulam" what will he be called? Vivek-Obey-Rai !! 2 men, looking 4 their lost wives. 1st: What urs look like ? 2nd: She is 5'9, 36-24-36, fair, pretty & urs ? 1st: 4get mine, lets look 4 yrs! Its really hard to wait for the right person.. especially when the wrong ones are so S**Y.. ! 1st Guy : My wife's an angel 2nd Guy : You're lucky. Mine's still alive! Osama to Amitab : How are you? Amitab : Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam. Aap Kaise Hain? Osama : Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bom Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?' Santa: 'Hidden cameras!' Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?' Santa: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching GEO TV! How does he know that?' . . . . ..........................................Love , Light :flower: & Laughter . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kashish* 0 Posted February 19, 2005 Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Tu Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,mein bhi sukhi `````````````````` dosti karo college wali se, piyar karo office wali se, programme karo paaroos wali se, aankh ladao sali se, love karo dil wali se, aur maar khao ghar wali se. ---------------------- pyar ka 1st asoul hai kay iss say phelay kay USSAY aap say acha milay, aap uss say pehlay uss say acha dhoud lo. Aapki zulfain hain ghup andhera ho ja ganji kar day sawera IS DUNYA MEIN PAISA HI SAB KUCH NAHI HAI, KUIN K AB MASTER CARD AND VISA CARD AAGAEY HAIN. ----------------------------- kush rahai tu sada yeh dua hai meri teri premika hi bun jaye bhaabhi te ----------------------------- Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe . . . . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~wishing you all the wishies what ever you wish~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ buhat hi achhey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
