sanum 0 Posted May 2, 2005 Pervaiz Musharraf, Queen Elizabeth and Bush died & went straight to hell. Pervaiz Musharraf said "I miss Pakistan, I want to call Pakistan and see how everybody is doing there". He called and talked for about 5 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you?" The devil says "Five million dollars" He wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. Queen Elizabeth was so jealous, she started screaming, "My turn! I wanna call London, I want to see how everybody is doing there too" She called and talked for about 2 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you?" The devil says "Ten million dollars" With a smug look on her face, she made a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. President Bush was even more jealous & started screaming, "I want to call Washington, New York and Pentagon, I wanna talk each & every member of Parliment..... He called USA and he talked for about five hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you? The devil says "Two dollars". Bush got stunned & asked "Ten dollars only ??" The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local". :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raiha 0 Posted May 2, 2005 baysti kar di ameriacns ki. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_sweeti 0 Posted May 3, 2005 niceeeeeee sanum jee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saamia 0 Posted May 4, 2005 hmmm goooddddddddddddd laiken parvaiz musharaf wahan kia kar raha tha woo too boht hi accha banda hai . thats my biggest lie :laugh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
