10 Reasons Why Pakistani's Can't Be Terrorists

[Emaad 56]

10 Reasons Why PAKISTANI'S Can't Be Terrorists

10. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.

9. We are always late, we would have missed all flights.

8. Pretty people on the plane distract us.

7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

6. Food and drinks were on the plane. (We would be dancing SALSA)

5. We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.

4. We would all want to fly the plane.

3. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

2. We would have put the Pakistani flag on the windshield.

1. We would have told everyone a week before doing it.