Emaad 56 Posted August 18, 2009 Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha... Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted August 18, 2009 Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya? Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai. Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 8, 2009 Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai DR: Kya? Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta Dr: aisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 8, 2009 Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho? Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to? Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 8, 2009 Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun? Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 8, 2009 Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam? Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 8, 2009 Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam? Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 8, 2009 Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam? Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 8, 2009 Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 8, 2009 Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 8, 2009 Wife: mene apki BirthDay par itni mehngi chez li ha ke ap dekhte hi khush ho jaogay, Husband: shukar hai tumhe mera be khayal aaya, "DIKHAO" Wife: Bas meib abhi pehan ke aai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 8, 2009 1 darya ke kinare 2 sardar chammach se darya me dahee daal rahay thay, Pathan ne dekha to poocha khoocha ye kia kar rahe ho, Sardar: Hum lassi bana rahay hain, Pathan: O pagal ka bacha log is liye tum par lateefa banate hai. Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ge.....?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 8, 2009 سردار جی دودھ والے سے: "ایک کلو بھینس کا دودھ دے دو" دودھ والا:" تمھارا برتن چھوٹا ہے" سردار:"تو پھر بکری کا ہی دے دو Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 8, 2009 AiK raat Light chale Gaye Sardar Apni Biwi Se: Oye Kam Se Kam PanKha Tu ChaLa De Biwi: Kardi Na Phir Sardaran waLe Baat PanKha ChaLe Ga Tu Moombati Nahi Bujh Jaye Gi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aaaaayesha 0 Posted September 8, 2009 very niceeeeeeeeeeeee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 8, 2009 Thankss aaaayesha :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
