pakistani 0 Posted January 13, 2004 Master jee assi saaray ral ke dua keraan gey per tussi koi dawa kero hath per hilao te fir jaa ke ah mukamil howe ga :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asim Ali 0 Posted January 13, 2004 o Rukh ay tay master g da styleeeee hay!! :D!! hmm very clever tuhanoo te sara kuch pata lagda ja rhiya hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asim Ali 0 Posted January 13, 2004 Master jee assi saaray ral ke dua keraan gey per tussi koi dawa kero hath per hilao te fir jaa ke ah mukamil howe ga :D ji gal te theek hai lakin janab main hath peer kinoon marne ne eh nahi dasiya tussi :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted January 13, 2004 jidiyaan akhaan nazar aa riyaan ne :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted January 13, 2004 MASTER JI AHOO SANO VEE DASO AVATR CHAY KAIDIYAN ANKHAN TUSEE MAHFOOZ KITYAN NAI ...koi ger ber tay nahi hai master sahab :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted January 13, 2004 aahoo me vee aho puchan dee kosht ker riya waan pata te lagay kon ah kuj daso te sahee ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asim Ali 0 Posted January 14, 2004 wah ji wah sade shagird te wadhe ho gaye ne hun master no sawal kern lag gaye ne :D bus ji eh tasveer which kese khass bande di aakhaan nahi ne balke ae te main es lye laye hai ke edhe which gehraiyee hai kise soch di gehraiyee baqi jera chakeer tussi smjhan di koshish ker rahe ho main hune tikker us chakker to mukamal tor te bachiya hoiya haan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted January 14, 2004 oye ke sawal keta hay!! meray khayal say hum thoray dino may ekmasternee b a jain g!! yeahee ankhon walii :P ay Master g Chaker na hon da kay ker sano chaker day rahy nay!! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted January 14, 2004 Master gee chaker hay ke nahe ah te nahee pata par gahree soch kidi ah :P ah te dasso koi tadi soch wich khubiya ah :P Allah keray ke masterni jee aa jaan fir tussi dowain ral ke eis madrisay noo chalao Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted January 14, 2004 ajj main bare udas aaan ...minoo khush keran dee koi gal kero tusee sub log ...werna main naraz ho janwan gee :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted January 14, 2004 pehlaan tussi ah dasso tussi khush kinj howo gee fir assi try maraan gay :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asim Ali 0 Posted January 15, 2004 oye ke sawal keta hay!!meray khayal say hum thoray dino may ekmasternee b a jain g!! yeahee ankhon walii :P ay Master g Chaker na hon da kay ker sano chaker day rahy nay!! :D oh na ji na main ki tuanhoo chakker dena hai main waqai hune tikar es beemari to bachiya hoya haan ;) mutlab masterni wali beemari toon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asim Ali 0 Posted January 15, 2004 Master gee chaker hay ke nahe ah te nahee pata par gahree soch kidi ah :P ah te dasso koi tadi soch wich khubiya ah :P Allah keray ke masterni jee aa jaan fir tussi dowain ral ke eis madrisay noo chalao yaar ae aakhaan te pakistan di hain jo soch rehya ai e mera mustaqbil ko hoe ga Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asim Ali 0 Posted January 15, 2004 ajj main bare udas aaan ...minoo khush keran dee koi gal kero tusee sub log ...werna main naraz ho janwan gee :( na ji na naraz hona tussi sade naal lakin ae te pata lage ke hoya ki hai ......................... baqi hun ke kareye tuhanoo khush keran layeeeee hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm main noo sochan deyo ik lateefa perho umeed hai ke khosh ho jao ge Ik khotta maar di awaz sunda hay Doosri dafa jo sunda hay tay kendha ay , jinnu wi mar pay rahi ay onoon bari takleef ho rahi hoay gi. Jadoon teesri dafa mar di awaz sunda hay , tay kendha ay, kay jinnu wi pay rahi ay, onoon barra dard hoo raia hoy gi. Jadoon choothi wari sunda ay tay kendha ay, ( oay ay tay mennu pay rahi ay. ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umair.zm 0 Posted January 15, 2004 :laugh: :laugh: asimmm tuwada lateefa kuch ziyada hie changhaa hia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asim Ali 0 Posted January 15, 2004 lao ji assi te rukh laye ik hor lateefa le ke aiyee haan Sardar Ji loge yeh kyoon kehtay hain keh 12 bajay aap ghoom jaatay hain? Oh nai ji kinnay kya way? bakwass a jee sub, waissay eh tuhaadi gharri noo kee hoya? kharab a? Nahi Sardar ji 12 bajay hain.. Acha? tay endiyan baaqi 2 suyyaan kithay nay? (Smjhna shart hai) ik hor lateefa Pakistani walking along a beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold a genie popped out. 'I will grant you three wishes,' said the genie. 'But there is one condition. I am a Hindustani genie. That means for every wish you make, every Hindustani in the world gets the same wish, only double.' The Pakistani thought about this for a while. 'O.K then, for my first wish I want $10 million.'Instantly, the genie gave the man a numbered Swiss bank account with $10 million in it. 'But every Hindustani in the world just received $20million! What's you second wish?' The Pakistani said, 'for my second wish I want a Ferrari.' Instantly, a Ferrari appeared. 'But every Hindustani in the world just got two Ferrari's. What's your last wish?' 'Well,' says the Pakistani, 'I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umair.zm 0 Posted January 15, 2004 mujhey donon kuch kam hie samajh aye asim bhaie :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted January 15, 2004 verry good pakistani see onay sahe aqalmandi aali gal kitee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted January 15, 2004 oh Changa Master g fer nahe hoi g bemare.. chalo changa he hoya .. warna thawada dehan sano parhan ich kam tay masternee tay zayada renda :P! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted January 16, 2004 thax master ji ainai mazay mazay jokes layee ..:) masternee da ki qissa hay ga ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted January 16, 2004 lo gee tanoo vee nahee pata masterni jee da me te akhiya tanoo pata howe da jay tanoo koi khber labbi te sanoo vee dasna aaahooo :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted January 16, 2004 kitna course completeee ho gaya? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cooooolll 0 Posted January 17, 2004 hahahhahahhahaha oye asim para tu tay kamal he lateefa sunaya aye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umair.zm 0 Posted January 17, 2004 u guyss di punjabi aik dum jhakas hia sadey naal punjabi nahein aandee hia :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted January 18, 2004 Punjabi bolna koi khala je da kaar nahee baree okhee hondee ah onaa noo puchoo jina noo koi hor kuj nahee aanda ona noo bolne paindee ah bera hee okhaa kam ah punjabi bolna Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
