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Salam to all :D

Types Of Women

HARD-DISK Woman:

She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without

her.

EXCEL Woman:

They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four

basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:

Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:

Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:

She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:

She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

&

VIRUS Woman:

Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs

herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will

lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose

everything............

hope u like it

Na Tum Chut(Terrace) Per Atin

Na Main Deewana Hota

Na Tum Patthar Martin

Na Main Kana Hota

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hahahahah :lol: nice one ...

by the way app ahtyatan glasses pehan ker jaya akerain ager aisai khtrat ka samna hai to ;)

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well one cannot know wht will happen na :)

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salam 2 all

nice QASIM :yes:

Regards

its me

AD

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MM Types Of Men kahan hain!!

:huh:

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well Nadan g all works i cannot do na

akalee jaan kay kay karay gee :)

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oh chalin phir ek assistent rakh lain na

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i havent recieved any c.v's till now :(

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mm.. oh SO vACNCY IS OPEN!..

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G u can apply :)

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k requerment to specify ker dain! :)

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well not too much requirments :huh:

few only

a little intaligent like me :rolleyes: (c the speeling of inteligent)

little pagal like me :wacko:

and reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll boring like me :blink: :(

bass tht much

Machar ne jo kaata dil may junoon tha......

machar ne jo kaata dil may junoon tha

Khujli aisi huyi ki dil besukoon tha.....

Pakda usey aur jaane diya.....Pakda usey aur jaane diya,

Yeh sochkar ki kambakt ki ragon may khoonn to apana hi tha

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asa tu sirf app he ho saktay ho.. or kahan say aii ga koi!!

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lol thts y no c.v's till now :)

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cv lakin kis kay ley ?

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JANAB U READ ALL THE POST here then u will get for wht

bz it is not aloooooooooooooongg story u i will not say :)

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