rukh 25 Posted February 19, 2004 or app hanstee bohat hain ;) add> great logoon ki hamesha mukhalfat hoyee yeh meray great honay ki dosree nishani H) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted February 19, 2004 salam 2 all KIRAN naikian karne ki meri adat si hogaye hai RUKH aap ki pehli wali nishani bhi aap ko hi pata hogi aur doosri wali ki baat tu baad ki hai aap isi tarah khushfemion ka shikar rahain is ki koi fees nahi hai ;) Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted February 21, 2004 salam 2 allKIRAN naikian karne ki meri adat si hogaye hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted February 23, 2004 INTERESTING PHONE CONVERSATION K-"Who's calling?" W-"Watt." K-"What is your name, please?" W-"Watt's my name." K-"That's what I asked you. What's your name?" W-"That's what I told you. Watt's my name." A long pause, and then from Watt, W-"Is this James Brown?" K-"No, this is Knott." W-"Please tell me your name." K-"Will Knott." W-Why not? K-Huh? What do you mean why not? W-Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name? K-But I told you my name! W-Didn't you say you will not? K-Not not, knott, Will Knott! W-That's what I mean. K-So you know my name. W-Of course not! K-Good. So now, what is yours? W-Watt. Yours? K-Your name! W-Watt's my name. K-How the hell do I know? I am asking you! W-Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet. K-You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet. W-Of course not! K-See, you even know my name! W-Of course not! K-Then why do you keep saying of course Knott? W-Because I don't. [Pause] K-What is your name? W-See, you know my name! K-Of course not! W-Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name? K-To find out your name! W-But you already know it! K-What? W-See, and you know mine! K-Of course not! W-Exactly! K-Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be your answer? W-Watt's my name. K-No, no, give me only one word. W-Watt K-Your name! W-Right! [pause before it hits him] K-Oh, Wright! W-Yeah! K-So why didn't you say it before? W-I told you so many times! K-You never said Wright before W-Of course I did. K-Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name? W-I do not. K-Well, there you go, now we know each other's name. W-I do not! K-Good! [pause before it hits him] W-Oh, Guud! K-Good. W-No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch? K-No, it's Knott! W-Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud. K-Yes Wright. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted February 23, 2004 lol.. kitne stupid hai yeh knott aur watt... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted February 24, 2004 (edited) :D Edited February 24, 2004 by Kiran Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted February 24, 2004 Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI. Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote..... Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote..... Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted February 24, 2004 salam 2 all very nice kiran wonderfull contributions :) keep posting Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted March 11, 2004 TENSION The moment you are in tension You will loose your attention This will put you in total confusion And you will feel the irritation Which might spoil your personal relation Ultimately you wont get cooperation Which will cause complication You’ll then need to watch your BP with caution And you might have to take medication Instead understand the situation Try to think of a solution Many problems will be solved by discussion Which will work better in your profession This is not my free suggestion It is only for prevention If you understand my intension You’ll never come again to tension Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 11, 2004 salam 2 all nice post kiran but i think ur tension is released ;) Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted March 12, 2004 jab tak aap hain tab tak to...... :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 12, 2004 salam 2 all hmm tu ye baat hai chalo agar ye baat hai tu phir main nahi jata jitni aap tense hongi mujhe acha lagay ga ;) Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted March 12, 2004 salam 2 allhmm tu ye baat hai chalo agar ye baat hai tu phir main nahi jata jitni aap tense hongi mujhe acha lagay ga ;) Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 12, 2004 salam 2 all ye patar patar kia dekh rahi hain main nahi jane wala Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted March 12, 2004 haan aap jaise loog itni asani se nahi jate.... :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 12, 2004 salam 2 all hmm sahi samjhin mujh jaise ache log Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 12, 2004 salam 2 all uffffffffffffff moonh kholne se pehle paste karlia karien kabhi kabhi <_< Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted March 13, 2004 salam 2 alluffffffffffffff moonh kholne se pehle paste karlia karien kabhi kabhi <_< Regards its me AD :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M00N 0 Posted March 14, 2004 helloo kiran and hi ADD ..very bad ...boleee tuu kiran bhout achiii shiyree hai appp keeee ....! keep posting ....ab hum aaye gayeee hain koi tenction nahi leeneee kaaa :D the 1 and only boleee tuu ..........M0on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M00N 0 Posted March 14, 2004 kiran boleeee tuu apun bhi tereee kooo tnx bolnaa mangtaa N0 tension apun hai naaa .........M0on:D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M00N 0 Posted March 14, 2004 :) kiran boleee tuuu thoraaa hat key smile kernee kaaa likeee thisss :D N0 tension apun hai naaa .........M0on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
