Asim Ali 0 Posted February 23, 2004 one day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "santa singh your daughter preeto just died in an accident" sardarji was in panic. not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. while coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named preeto. when he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married. when he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not santa singh!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asim Ali 0 Posted February 23, 2004 a sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " hello, how did you know i was here?" ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to. ************* ************* ************* ************* ************* did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could use them if he lost his checkbook? ************* ************* ************* ************* did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs? he just bought a camera and wanted to set up a darkroom. ************* ************* ************* ************* a sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. on his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. then the foreman asked the sardar why he kept painting less each day,he replied "i just can't do any better. each day i keep getting farther away from the paint can. " ************* ************* ************* ************* why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids? so that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. ************* ************* ************* ************* sardarji ( to doctor ) : 'doctor, i have a problem.' doctor : 'what's your problem?' sardarji : 'i keep forgetting things.' doctor : 'since when do you have this problem?' sardarji : 'what problem?' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted February 23, 2004 hahaha funny jokes white lines wala joke zaberdast hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asim Ali 0 Posted February 24, 2004 hahaha funny jokes white lines wala joke zaberdast hai Thanks for liking the jokes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
