NaDaN 0 Posted March 6, 2004 Ek developer tha anjana sa coding karne se woh darta tha copy paste karke, idhar udhar se pooch ke coding kiya karta tha choree choree chupke chupke discussions mein soya karta tha jab delivery honee hotee thee raat raat bhar jagta tha kuch aata nahee tha usko.. jane kaise deliver karta tha jabbhee milta tha kisee doosre developer se, unse poocha karta tha. coding kaisee hotee hai, yeh coding kaisee hotee hai? aur voh developers bas yahee kah paate the....... ankhe khulee ho ya ho band deedar code ka hota hai... kaise kahoo mai o yaro yeh code kaise hota hai..... tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru.... kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyee code jo chal jata hai fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai door kahee onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle kaun jane koyee bug kab kaise kaha mile jiske naseeb mein ho likha acceptance useeka hota hai.. kaise kahoon mai o yara yeh code kaise chalta hai tururururururururu ru Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 6, 2004 salam 2 all very nice post NADAN tu ru ru se lagta hai jaise aap ne hi gaya hai ye song :) Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted March 6, 2004 Thanks ADD bus app yoheen samjheya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted March 7, 2004 Ek developer tha anjana sacoding karne se woh darta tha copy paste karke, idhar udhar se pooch ke coding kiya karta tha choree choree chupke chupke discussions mein soya karta tha jab delivery honee hotee thee raat raat bhar jagta tha kuch aata nahee tha usko.. jane kaise deliver karta tha jabbhee milta tha kisee doosre developer se, unse poocha karta tha. coding kaisee hotee hai, yeh coding kaisee hotee hai? aur voh developers bas yahee kah paate the....... ankhe khulee ho ya ho band deedar code ka hota hai... kaise kahoo mai o yaro yeh code kaise hota hai..... tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru.... kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyee code jo chal jata hai fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai door kahee onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle kaun jane koyee bug kab kaise kaha mile jiske naseeb mein ho likha acceptance useeka hota hai.. kaise kahoon mai o yara yeh code kaise chalta hai tururururururururu ru hahahaha they must be WASAQ n ASIM :D hai na hai na hai na :P well nice ` Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 7, 2004 very nice dedication ..waisay mujhay hansee pata kion aarhee hai ? mujhay CODING ka nahi pata yeh kia JADOO hai :D samjh nahi aya kuch //sub hans rahay hain main bhi hans dee :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted March 8, 2004 haha Thanks Alll! array mere Sweetest Rukh CODEING means!! jab b koi program banatay han na!! like chote c example dete hon!! if you r working in C++ or app nay apna name print kerwana hay tu! app C++ ka editor kholtay ho or program ko banay kay liya jo jo b zaroree hota hay likhtay ho!! #include<iostream.h> main() { cout<<"Sahar Nizami"; return 0; } yaar buhat pehlay c++ paree the!! galtee hoi tu mat nikalna!! acha rukh c per name print kernay kay liya hamin min yeah CODE cahiya hota hay!! tarekay ko coad khatay hian! ab jajay CY may reply denay may jab hum bold kertay hain tu hum yeah use kertay hain!! yeah b code he samjhoo!! ab samjhee!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted March 8, 2004 A Chinese Man A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese man, replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carsberg, you're all the same." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 8, 2004 salam 2 all hmm very nice NADAN kia jawab dia hai chotay kad ki kaum k bande ne Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dil Hai Pakistani 0 Posted March 9, 2004 salam 2 all u ar gr8 NaDaN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted March 11, 2004 Annoncement by Asim n Waqas :P To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About Notices... You may have noticed the increased number of notices for you to notice. We notice that some of our notices have been noticed. On the other hand, some of our notices have not been noticed. This is very noticeable. It is noticed that the responses to the notices have been noticeably unnoticeable. This notice is to remind you to notice the notices and respond to the Notices because we do not want the noticed to go unnoticed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 11, 2004 salam 2 all i ve noticed this post n u others will also good notice but a short notice ve more notices so that we may notice that NADAN is posting posts for our notice Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 11, 2004 :o :o :o mera sir ghoom giya :laugh: bus kuch notice hee notice tha :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted March 12, 2004 oho!! acha chaloo ajj may Tum logoo ko sunatee hon! ek daffa Waqas nay ek Afsana likha tha!! wo us nay sirf mujhay perhaya hay!! bus may nay suchaa un ke kabliyat sab kay samnay aii tu perho n Enjoy! bus zara tessues akhta ker lenaa buhat dukh bhara afsana hay! Barsat barsaat ka mosam tha aur aaj bhi wohi huwa jis ki mujhay dar thaa.jesay hi main bed room main daakhil hooi baig sahib pehlay say hi bed par mojood thay.unhain dekh kar meri aankhan khof say phail gai.un ko dekh kar har baar mera yahi haal hota tha.aur to aur woh bed say utartay bhi nahin thay.jitna hata lo nahin.aaj bhi aisa hi huwa main nai bohat koshish ki lekin woh utarnay par raazi na thay.aakhir mujhay un ke saaath hi laitna para.aur un ko hazzaar salwaatain bhi suna daalin.lekin woh baray pursukoon andaaz main bed par muskuratay hooy barajamaan thay.har barsaat main yahi hota hai woh har baar aa kar aisay hi barsaat ka maza kirkara kar detay hain.ji har dafa hi mere bed aan dhamktay hain.baig sahib ka poora name hai laal baig:P umeed hai agli barsaat main woh nahin aain gay.kion main nai finis ka intizaam kar liya hai aa bhi gay to bachain gay nahin :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 12, 2004 lolzz :alugh: nadan kia afsana likha hay waqas nay ..is ko to foran kissi magzine main chapna chaeye :D ..waisai baiig sahab say hum bhi bohat dertay hain :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted March 12, 2004 For ASIM :D EK LADKA THA............ ek ladka tha dewana sa net use kya karta tha chori chori chopkay chopkay Email likha karta tha messenger use kar na tha os ko password hack honay say darta tha jab bhi milta tha mujhsay... mujsay poocha karta tha yeh password hack kesay hota hai yeh password hack kesay hota hai........ aur main yeh hi keh pati theen.......... messenger khola ho ya band password tu hack hota hai kesay khahon main oo yaraa yeh password kesay hack hota hai ....... ajj hi yaroo kisi ko hack kar kay dhekhey gay hum hacking hoti hai kesay kar kay dhekhey gay hum kis kay messenger main add huway buddies ko hum nay choraliye kisi kay inbox ki email hum nay oradiye aay yaar net pay koi kisi ka na hota hai kesay kahoon main oo yaraa yeh password kesay hack hota hai kya yeh hai chatting ka jaduu jab koi sign in hota hai block kar kay sub females kay peechay hota hai door kaheen computer par banay ladkiyan kun janay koi hacker kab kesay kahan milay jo asl chat pay hoo likha woo aksar hi jhot hota hai kesay kahoon main oo yara yeh password kesay hack hota hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 12, 2004 salam 2 all welldone NADAN bohat zabardast dedications hain Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted March 13, 2004 hahaha Nadan zaber10.... Ek larka tha dewana sa..... door kaheen computer par banay ladkiyan kun janay koi hacker kab kesay kahan milay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Champion 0 Posted March 13, 2004 Gr8 NaDaN ... :D what a nice poetry and on Asim Asim pa bari fit atiii hai yaa .... :P Kiooon Asim miannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
