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"physical and chemical cheracteristics of a girl"

Atomic number=420 Atomic weight=840

1) ya colorless aur orderless hoty hay.

2)ya karwi aur zahreeli hoty hay.

3)ya khud bhi jalti hay aur doosro ko jalanay ma bhi madad daty hay.

4)ya aam toar par stiff hoty hay lakin is ki tareef kar di jay to is ma Elasticity padaa ho jaati hay

5)is ki koi specific shakal nahi hoty.ya matter ki teeno halaat ma paai jaati hay susraal ka ghar ya solid halaat ma hoty hay

lakin apnay rishtay dar ka aanay par ya melt ho kar liquid ban jaati hay jabkay makay puhunch kar ya gass ban jaati hay

6)ya apnay andar kisi cheez ko hall honay nahi daty jabkay khud har cheez ma hall ho jaati hay.

7)is ka koi khaas volume nahi hay balkay mokay munasibat sa contract aur expand hoty rahti hay.

8)is par pressure barhanay sa is ka temperature barh jaata hay.

9)is ka apni saas ka sath reaction dhamakay daar hota hay aur is process ma buhut ziadah energy bhi produce hoty hay.larki ki maa

is ma catalyst ka kaam karti hay

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:laugh::laugh: wow ki research hay bhyee ..ajj kal yehee kam sanbhala hoa hay app nai :lol:

well kafee ache koshish ki hay LERKION main electricity paida kernay ki :P

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:laugh: :laugh: sleepism zabardast yara :yes: sarey formula put kar diyee larkiyon par :lol: rukh>>> larkiyon mian electrity peda kya kairnee hia un main to pehley se hie POWER HOURSE hia :laugh:

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Girls with attitude!

Is this what Girls think about Boys???

If u treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"

If u dont she says "kitna akarta hai"

If u dress nicely she says"mujhay impress karna chata hai"

If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"

If u argue with her she says"ziddi hai"

If u sit quietly she says"dumb hai"

If u act smarter "she'll lose her brain and say u r insulting her"

If she acts smarter "she think its her right"

If u dont love her she says "is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai"

If u love her she says"peechay hi par gaya hai"

If u r skinny she says "u shud have appropriate mass at appropriate places"

If u r healthy she says "u shud b smart"

If u dont tell her ur problems she says" ur not honest with me"

If u do tell to her she says "ur a problem child"

If u scold her she says "you act like a nanny giving lectures"

If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becoz I care"

If u break a promise she says "she does not trust u any more"

If she breaks she says "jan mein majbour thi"

If u do good in exams she says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks"

If she gets goods mark she says"" its my brain"

If u hurt her she says "u r cruel & dont care for my feelings"

If she hurts you she replies "u r not understanding"

& they claim the (girls) r not Hypocrates??!!!

..................AB KHUD HI BATAO GUYSS K HUM LARKEY KYA KAREIN :laugh:

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Xcuse Me Sleepyism ye apne Miss Machester par research ki hai i think :P ...would like to hear more reports of her :D

Umair dont forget iss post ka reply bhi hai :o

~XM

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oyee excuse me tumharey pass hia to apney pass hie rakh :P larkiyon ko pehley sataney to de :lol:

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Xcuse Me Sleepyism ye apne Miss Machester par research ki hai i think :P ...would like to hear more reports of her :D

Umair dont forget iss post ka reply bhi hai :o

~XM

:hello: xcuseme B)

Nahi excuse me sleepy ko miss manchester ne kick out kar deya ose k sog me

ye irshad farmaya hai :P

wasay sleepy bhi aab Sidd banta ja raha hai :(

Umair :angry: bare miyaan tu bare miyaan chote miyaan subhanallah ;)

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boley to larkiyan hum shareefon ko badnaam karein ghee hum chorein ghe :lol:

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Oh X-Cuseme You r Right

Sleepy may hamesha suchtee the akher Miss Manchester hay kasee!!

ajj app nay bata he diya!! good work ! :D

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miss manchester koun hia ;) ? hum batain chupa rahey ho mamooo :P

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Hey sleepy & Umair good going man keep it up :yes:

In Love,

:wub::wub::wub:

" S I D D "

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lolzz sidd ..aisay topic per to app ka dil garden garden ho jata hai :P ...

moral support her waqt tyar hay aisay kamoon per sidd ki :D

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ye loo yak na shod 3,4,5 shodh :mad:

gulz tum bhi teer azmaoo na :mad: may bhi kuch sochti hoon <_<

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sanum ke teer se mujhay ibrar ul huq ka gana yaad aa giya

aj makeup kit muka key

naina de teer chala key

dhartee hila ke zara na sharmaa key

aj mela wekhan aaiyan kuriyan lahore diyaaaaan

teer chalanay ke liye lerkiyoon ka lahore ka hona zaroori hay :P

lakin teer sirf nainoo ke chal saktay hain or fortunatly cy per nain nazar nahee aatay :D

Asli walay teer chalana merdoon ka kaam hay :D

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lo jee app ibnrar ul haq kay ganay suntay rahain gay or yahan POSTS kay TEER chal jain ga :P

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sanum ke teer se mujhay ibrar ul huq ka gana yaad aa giya

aj makeup kit muka key

naina de teer chala key

dhartee hila ke zara na sharmaa key

aj mela wekhan aaiyan kuriyan lahore diyaaaaan

teer chalanay ke liye lerkiyoon ka lahore ka hona zaroori hay :P

lakin teer sirf nainoo ke chal saktay hain or fortunatly cy per nain nazar nahee aatay :D

Asli walay teer chalana merdoon ka kaam hay :D

Paki >>> :ph34r: <======== en nanoon k bare me kya khayal hai :laugh:

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Paki >>>  :ph34r: <======== en nanoon k bare me kya khayal hai  :laugh:

in ankhoon ko dekh ker 2 ganay yaad aae

In aankhoon ke masti ke mastanay hazaroon hain :blush:

khanjer hain teree ankhain tiwar teree ankhain

yeh doosray wala waisay ziyada khaternaak nahee ho giya :huh:

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ch ch paki bhaie kya kar kya kar rahey ho :P larkiyon ko teer mar rahey ho :banghead: arey aese teer khana to hum larkon k naseeb mian hotey hian :) aur hum ghayal achey bhie laghtey hain ;) in larkiyon ko ghayal na karo yar :)

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