ADD 0 Posted March 17, 2004 salam 2 all 1) BRAIN TUMOR: Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a braintumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! 2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! 3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! 4) QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE: Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)! 5) Marriage: Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse. 6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. Friend: What tape did you took anyway? Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner. 7) Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now? Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too! 8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING: Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure. Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. 9) Spelling lesson: Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c? Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure! Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted March 17, 2004 Friends Mr bean kuch kuch Add jasay hain na Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 18, 2004 salam 2 all THANX Deadlyati :) SANUM nahi tu ADD tu bilkul bhi aise nahi hain Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted March 18, 2004 ADD Zaber10! esp "Chating wid his frnd!! :D video head cleaner " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted March 19, 2004 ADD: very nice post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 19, 2004 salam 2 all thanx NADAN n a1b2c3 Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HamZaad 0 Posted March 20, 2004 Friends Mr bean kuch kuch Add jasay hain na app ko kaisay pata chala....? nice post ADD... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fastidious_gal709z 0 Posted March 20, 2004 salam....ha ha!!funny post!ho ho ho!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 31, 2004 salam 2 all THANX HAMZAAD FRASTIDIOUS_GAL90 n PAKI Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
