pakistani 0 Posted March 22, 2004 Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani guy. To irritate the pakistani guy they strike up this conversation: John says to Mike: "So where are you off to......India? Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many muslims there." (The pakistani guy stirs in his seat) John: "Are you going to Iran?" Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with Muslims!" John: "Are you going to Indonesia?" Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with Muslims!" (By now the pakistani guy is getting really mad....) John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?" Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with muslims!!" Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says, "WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIIMS THERE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 22, 2004 salam 2 all hmm PAKISTANI nice answer by a muslim but yaar is per hansne se ziada sochne wali baat hai :) Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted March 23, 2004 jee me soch rehaa hoon aap khamkha me apnay baal na safaid ker lena :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted March 23, 2004 CINTON & MORI A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US Prime Minister Mori of Japan was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'. Then Mr Clinton should say 'I am fine,and you ? Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you." It looks quite simple, but the truth is .... When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You?". Mr Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha..." Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 23, 2004 owww zaberdast Pakistani bilkul sahee jawab diya ..us banday ko mere teraf say yeh troffie i think ye app ki apni creation hai ..is it ? well really nice main hoon na > phir clinton nay kia kaha :D yeh nahi pata chala tha ;) add > soochnay ki bat hay :o phir app rehnay dain ..app key ley to mushkil ho ga :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 23, 2004 salam 2 all MAIN HOON NA nice post RUKH hmm pata lag gaya hai aap agaye hain aise hi jawab ki tawakah thi aap se Matric fail baar baar paper hi deti rahin gi Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted March 23, 2004 both jokes r hillarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 24, 2004 salam 2 allMAIN HOON NA nice post RUKH hmm pata lag gaya hai aap agaye hain aise hi jawab ki tawakah thi aap se Matric fail baar baar paper hi deti rahin gi Regards its me AD pata to lagna hee tha .. hamray anay say doooooooor tak roshni phaiyl jatee hai :P matric main fail haony main app say peechay reh gayee main :P 6 sall pehlay main matric pass ker chukee hoon .. :D ..khair app daytay rahain matric kay examz kabhi na kabhi to examner ko rehum aye ga hee na ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted March 24, 2004 rukh clinton nay kaha tha koi baat nahi mori yeh tum rakh lo mein dosri ker lo ga Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted March 25, 2004 rukh clinton nay kaha tha koi baat nahi mori yeh tum rakh lo mein dosri ker lo ga American qom beree broad minded hay ;) nice joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 25, 2004 broad minded nahi isaar passand hain .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted March 27, 2004 pata nahi wo qoom isaar passand hai ya broad laykin mori ko aik free mein mili na :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted March 28, 2004 salam 2 all hmm RUKH 6 saal pehle agar aap maujzana taur per paas hogayein thin tu kia aaj bhi reham k intezar main papers per papers derahi hain shayad k karde koi pass aap ki info k liye mujhe masters kiye huae 2 years hogaye hain ab jealous mat hogayeiga Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 28, 2004 lolzz ADD .. akhir app kitnee dafa batain gay app masters ker chukay hain lagta hay app ko khud bhi is ka yaqen nahi is ley bar bar apnay ap ko yaqeen dilatay hain ;) waysay app masters kehtay kis ko hain ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted March 28, 2004 A Pathan goes to see the Movie "Jurassic Park" and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Pathan replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted April 13, 2004 mainhoon na sahee kaha na pathan nay ..insan ko to pata hay woh film hay lakin jawar ko kia pata kay film hay woh waqyee nikal ata screen say to :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted April 13, 2004 (edited) YP MEN HOON NA dude.. Don't u make fun of my Pathan bros.. No discrimination remember?!?!?!? U cud've used that a dehati guy goes to watch a movie.. yeh Pathan kyun lilkha? Bachoo ur lucky enuf to be alive.. becuz agar mujhe ghussa agaya to phir kal tumhara nic "Main hoon na" ki bajaye "mai hua kerta tha" :P hoga!! nice joke anyways.. ;) ~coOkiE~ Edited April 20, 2004 by cute_ooky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted April 13, 2004 (edited) wayse rukh cute ko kion bora laga pathan bolna abhi aik aur send kerta hoon :P mein hoon tu hoon na Edited April 13, 2004 by mein_hoon_na Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted April 13, 2004 Pathan got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Pathan. Father: Pathan. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Pathan?" " Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted April 14, 2004 Uggggghhhhhhhh bas that's it!!! Main hoon na.. cud u look at my nic and read what it says there?!?!?! Mujeh bura laga because I m a PATHAN myself.. and I get really offended when sumone uses us Pathans name and poke fun at us.. we talked abt it before in another section.. ab agar mai Pathano ke bare mai kuch post karoon to koi baat nahi because i ma Pathan but I really dun like it when sumone else degrades my ppl.. joke or no joke.. dun mension Pathans or any other race.. I mean ur jokes r funny but plz ainda Pathan lafz istimal kerne se gurez kerin.. ((wooooooooo I know my Urdu babe'.. yeh I m imporvin!! :P)) Anyways understood? Good.. ~coOkiE~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted April 14, 2004 chalin cute ooky app bhi kia yaad karo gee kis sakhi se pala pera hai :P app nay plz bola hai tu kuch goor kerta hoon :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted April 14, 2004 salam 2 all Hmm Cute ooky bat pathans ki nahi hai na kisi race ki hai dont get annoyed pathan se log ziada pyar karte hain isliye joke post karte hain ;) agar main hoon na nahi karega tu main kardoonga theek hai na ;) joke joke hai dont mind good joke main hoon na Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted April 14, 2004 chaloo PATHAN per koi joke nahi aysa kertay hain jahan jahan PATHAN ka word use hota hay us ko remove ker kay BUSH laga daytay hain :D kaysay idea :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
