SLLeepyism 0 Posted March 29, 2004 Mujhay to buhut paassand aai and hope ka aap bhi enjoy karo gay agar pahlay na dakhi ho tub :P (We take you know to the oval office) George : Candi,nice to see you what,s happening? Candi : sir,i have the report here about the new leader of china George : Great,lay it on me Candi : sir,Hu is the new leader of china George : That's what i want to know. Candi : That's what i am telling you. George : That's what i am asking you who is the new leader of china? Candi : yes George : i mean the fellow's name Candi : Hu George : The guy in china. Candi : Hu George : The new leader of china Candi : Hu George : The china man Candi : Hu is leading china George : N o w whad d ya' asking me for? Candi : i'am telling you Hu is leading china George : well i am asking you who is leading china Candi : Thats the man name's George : That's who's name? Candi : Yes George : Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of china? Candi : yes,sir George : yassir? yassir arafaat is in china? I thought he was in the middle east. Candi : Thats correct George : Then who is in the china? Candi : yes,sir. George : yassir is in china? Candi : No sir. George : Then who is? Candi : yes sir. George : Yassir? Candi : No sir George : Look,candi i need to know the name of the new leader of C H I N A. Get me secretary General of the UN on the phone Candi : Kofi? George : no,thanks Candi : You want kofi? George : No Candi : You don't want kofi. George : No.but now that you mention it,i could use a glass of milk.And then get me the U.N Candi : kofi? George : Milk! will you please make the call? Candi : And call who? George : Who is the guy at the U.N? Candi : Hu is the guy in china. George : Will you stay out of china? Candi : Yes,sir. George : And stay out of the middle east! just get me the guy at the U.N. Candi : kofi. George : All right! with cream and two sugars.Now get on the phone. (candi picks up the phone). Candi : Rice, here George : Rice? Good idea and a couple of egg rolls,too.may be wo should send s o m e to the guy in china and some to the middle east can you get chinese food in the middle east? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aziz 0 Posted March 30, 2004 Ha hA hA hA hA... :D Nice work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pakistani 0 Posted March 30, 2004 nice sleepy really intrusting and funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 30, 2004 tobba ..damagh ghuma ker rakh diya in angraizoon nay khud to paglay hain sanoo vee pagal ee ker chudna aay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 30, 2004 tobba ..damagh ghuma ker rakh diya in angraizoon nay khud to paglay hain sanoo vee pagal ee ker chudna aay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted March 31, 2004 :D sleepy nice one Rukh>>>agar hum hotay na tu na sirf demagh balkay meter bhi ghoom jata par afreen hai gooroon ko bohat patience hoti hai goroom may :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sidd 0 Posted April 13, 2004 nice work sleepy :) good going keep it up :) In Love, " S I D D " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
